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sushi @sushifur.live

dragons about to leave the house be like: keys, wallet, phone, kobold, kobold, kobold, kobold, kobold, kobold, kobold, kobold, kobold, kobold, kobold, ko-

jun 12, 2025, 12:05 pm • 543 121

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🏳️‍⚧️ Fiona The Pink Kobold 🏳️‍⚧️ @scalieshutterbug.yip.monster

By the time the dragon has finished counting their kobolds, it's nighttime and it's too late to go out. 😅

jun 12, 2025, 3:08 pm • 3 0 • view
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Skunktember Kho Lugnut @khorax.bsky.social

“Why can’t I hold all these kobolds”

jun 12, 2025, 12:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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vivianthesergal.bsky.social @vivianthesergal.bsky.social

kobolds in a trench coat

jun 12, 2025, 12:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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CaladorPy 🔞 @pysicist.bsky.social

Pocket of holding but for kobolds

jun 12, 2025, 12:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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Liam @rampantpiracy.bsky.social

The dragon knows the kobolds' names, but wouldn't deign to use them.

jun 12, 2025, 12:27 pm • 3 1 • view
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BritishPie @britishpie.bsky.social

Yep! Carry them wherever I go! ...My pouch gets very heavy =v=;

jun 12, 2025, 2:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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Eddiem @eddoodle.bsky.social

A well organized dragon, will have a buddy system for their kobolds! ...and kobolds tasked with having the keys, wallet and phone.

jun 12, 2025, 12:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chroma Hydra is 🏳️‍⚧️🐉θΔ @chromahydra.bsky.social

this is my life yes

jun 12, 2025, 12:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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sylverfyre @sylverfyre.bsky.social

you have to make sure the kobolds dont run off with your purse / keys / phone especially the phone.

jun 12, 2025, 12:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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🏳️‍⚧️ Kiara Pendragon ∍⧽⧼∊ Godslayer 🏳️‍🌈 @aapur.bsky.social

Gotta do an extra check to make sure you remembered the kobold

jun 12, 2025, 12:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ember @embergoesmeow.bsky.social

@skaldrac.bsky.social Can you confirm?

jun 12, 2025, 12:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Gilean Skaldrac 🐲🐍 @skaldrac.bsky.social

a good dragon ALWAYS counts their treasures!! ✨🦎✨

jun 12, 2025, 1:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ember @embergoesmeow.bsky.social

Hellya ! Kobolds deserve to ve treasured

jun 12, 2025, 2:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Omari ΘΔ 💛🦦 @otterlyomari.fursona.club

Heck yeah :3

jun 12, 2025, 4:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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𝓣𝔂𝓵𝓭𝓻𝔂𝓰𝓸𝓼𝓪 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓶 @shoshibean.bsky.social

Facts

jun 12, 2025, 4:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kharne83, grumpy backlog warrior @kharne83.bsky.social

Then you realize keys, wallet, and phone are just 3 kobolds they gave names to.

jun 12, 2025, 12:13 pm • 9 0 • view
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BitVoid @bitvoid.at

Don't forget the kobold!

jun 12, 2025, 12:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Poofy Forest Dragon @swededweeb.bsky.social

I hate it when I leave my den only to forget my fiftheenth kobold

jun 14, 2025, 5:19 am • 0 0 • view