I wish I had the intelligence and interpersonal skills to have a financial stake in it lmao

Or capital lol

bethesda and chevy chase, of course, have few if any "big custom homes"

Everyone a log cabin built by their parents

Nobody supports housing. Nobody uses the bike lanes. Nobody rides the bus.

Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore, it’s too crowded

I mean fair enough I am *not* sitting in a Bethesda-Chevy Chase back to school night I’m not that rich

I would like to join the conspiracy, having lived in both fake Potomac and fake Bethesda.

It’s cool I’ve only lived here four years apparently (like that would matter anyway)

Do renters have souls? Science may have the answer.

"Nextdoor dot com - where you go to learn which of your neighbors would have gleefully turned in Anne Frank" I tried pitching it as a tagline for them, but they didn't seem to like it