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John @johnbull.wtf

Please stop doing this. Please purr instead. Please.

aug 30, 2025, 12:37 am • 2 0

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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social

Awww. I didn’t know AWOOOOGAAA was a thing real creatures could do.

aug 30, 2025, 12:47 am • 3 1 • view
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John @johnbull.wtf

😭😭😭 lmfao thats a perfect word for it and they absolutely do. Rats are crazy sweet animals.

aug 30, 2025, 12:48 am • 1 0 • view
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Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social

Maybe don't stare at their adorable little heads with your telescopic eyes, creep

aug 30, 2025, 12:43 am • 2 0 • view
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John @johnbull.wtf

THEIR EYES ARE TOUCHING ME

aug 30, 2025, 12:44 am • 1 0 • view
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Bickle @bickle1991.bsky.social

Just get a cat dude. It’ll take care of the rats and then you can have purring.

aug 30, 2025, 12:48 am • 1 0 • view
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John @johnbull.wtf

We have two of them 😭😭😭😭 sushi will try to eat them. The other cat gets scared.

aug 30, 2025, 12:49 am • 1 0 • view
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Bickle @bickle1991.bsky.social

I just think back to when we had a cat when I was a small child and my sister begged my mom for hamsters. Obviously my mom caved and got them, so then the hamsters get out and no one can find them and the cat just casually strolls up with the hamster very happy and very alive in its mouth lol

aug 30, 2025, 1:05 am • 1 0 • view
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Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social

Rats are so much smarter than hamsters, and yet also less likely to pointlessly escape and get themselves killed in my experience

aug 30, 2025, 1:08 am • 1 1 • view
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John @johnbull.wtf

Oh hamsters are assholes. Rats are actually fantastic pets. I personally like giving them puzzles and watch their brains work. They're incredibly intelligent and weirdly sweet. They flat out dont bite outside of being blind as shit and thinking youre food lol.

aug 30, 2025, 1:07 am • 0 0 • view
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Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social

Yeah, properly socialized rats legit feel and express love and just want to play with you and their friends and be shielded from anxiety.

aug 30, 2025, 1:15 am • 1 0 • view
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social

It kinda sucks they got blamed for the plague because that could be a big pet option for a lot of people.

aug 30, 2025, 1:19 am • 2 1 • view
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Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social

Unsocialized rats are a whole other thing. They will straight up eat anyone they perceive as an inconvenience

aug 30, 2025, 1:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social

Yeah. I’m talking about centuries of breeding like cats and dogs.

aug 30, 2025, 1:27 am • 1 0 • view
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John @johnbull.wtf

Ya we just got a rat from someone who had theirs die. Apparently it was getting bullied before that. It was pretty anti social. We've managed to get her with the others and she goes insane for some reason when I hold her? Like happy insane? Im not doing anything? But if you reach in to

aug 30, 2025, 1:25 am • 1 0 • view
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John @johnbull.wtf

Agree with you both 1000% they do have a smell but theyre overall an elite family pet. 2 to 3 year commitment. And again. Im not a rat person! The first two we got were babies meant for snake food. I could hold them both in a ball in my hands and theyd just curl up together.

aug 30, 2025, 1:21 am • 1 0 • view
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Lennie Brisco County Jr @mburchett.bsky.social

Hypoallergenic. Very loving. Instantly trainable. Low effort. Think of the all the times we’ve heard and an elderly person needs a pet for companionship.

aug 30, 2025, 1:26 am • 1 0 • view
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Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social

I had an older rejected snake food rat and he was a total asshole from survival/ scarcity trauma. Had no conception. All food is competition and no one is pack

aug 30, 2025, 1:27 am • 2 0 • view
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Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social

Title of an extremely unlikely Zora Neale Hurston-H.P. Lovecraft colab

aug 30, 2025, 12:46 am • 1 0 • view
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John @johnbull.wtf

😭😭 this thread isnt going as planned

aug 30, 2025, 12:49 am • 1 0 • view
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JG aka Jose 🤭🇵🇭 @animeiscool.bsky.social

Why would you hold them?! Lol

aug 30, 2025, 12:39 am • 1 0 • view
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John @johnbull.wtf

They're adorable 😩

aug 30, 2025, 12:41 am • 1 0 • view
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John @johnbull.wtf

And i dont even like rats. Its the intelligence they spew the more youre around them that made me like them.

aug 30, 2025, 12:42 am • 2 0 • view
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JG aka Jose 🤭🇵🇭 @animeiscool.bsky.social

All I know is when I was still living in the Philippines, I was watching TV and heard some pitter patter coming from the kitchen and saw this huge rat walking towards the dining area. I immediately hollered nat it and it slowly went back. "Ok, I'm not wanted here." 😂

aug 30, 2025, 12:48 am • 0 0 • view
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ampallanguk.bsky.social @ampallanguk.bsky.social

Ewwwww. That just sent a shiver down my spine. Yuck.

aug 30, 2025, 8:26 am • 0 0 • view
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John @johnbull.wtf

I cant look when they do it lol

aug 30, 2025, 11:41 am • 2 0 • view