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John @johnbull.wtf

Ah yes, finally, bananas can follow me around the store, I've always wanted this

aug 30, 2025, 10:05 pm • 7 0

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Fred. @freeloosedirt.bsky.social

Roombanana

aug 30, 2025, 10:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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Megalulu ♡︎🔦👿 @megalu.bsky.social

Bananassault

aug 30, 2025, 10:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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charliestoupee.bsky.social @charliestoupee.bsky.social

It's the only cheap thing left at the grocery store. They can't let the $2 oranges get old and moldy there. Only $0.10 to throw out a bunch of old nanners.

aug 30, 2025, 11:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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JRKuervo @jrkuervo.bsky.social

Give the customers go karts and let's get really crazy on the produce section

aug 30, 2025, 10:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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John @johnbull.wtf

now this would legit make me shop somewhere

aug 30, 2025, 10:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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JRKuervo @jrkuervo.bsky.social

Imagine, you’re next on the checkout line and someone hits you with a blue shell. Nah, you gonna see me in the parking lot after that

aug 30, 2025, 11:01 pm • 2 0 • view