Stephen Miller up now, dripping with charisma and railing against the liberal straw man. "TO OUR ENEMIES BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!". Never seen anything like this at a memorial service...

I seem to recall Wellstone's getting into that territory.

As Miller thanked "our incredibly brave Pres Trump" the camera cut to Trump seated behind a solid wall of bulletproof glass. He looked like he was in a terrarium.

Tucker Carlson now speaking. Telling a tale about imaginary group of people eating hummus (!) in a lamplit room, plotting Kirk's murder bc they can't shut him up any other way. Then tittering like a crazy man. Totally nuts.

BTW, watching this on Fox's livestream channel so observations aren't polluted by Fox News dorks commentary. Main takeaway: these people are nuts and there's a lot of them.

Hegseth up. Has all his KKK tattoos covered up by a suit. Just noticed Hegseth has no laugh lines (the wrinkle kind). "Charlie had big plans but God had even bigger plans" "Devil overplayed his hand"...wut? God or devil make up your mind. "Went to college campuses where THEY said WE couldn't go"

Theme of this shitty memorial: 🎵onward christian soldiers marching as to war🎵 As a Christian, I will be on the secular side of this war.

"he was taken from us by those who despise what made our country great"...it was one dude, dude

narrator: i thought this thing was going to be 2 hrs...can't take much more

JD Couch up now. Old smokey eyes. "THEY tried to silence my friend..." Rehashes the 'funeral' v 'revival' line from previous speaker...guess they had a hatful of lines for everyone to choose from

Narrator: This mixing of christianity and politics is offensive.

Narrator: Vance has no chance at being president. But I also said that about Trump...

"I have talked more about Jesus in the past 2 weeks than I have my entire public life".

RFK Jr up now. I can't hear a word he says bc I'm meamerized by his painful facial expressions and jiggling as he tries to force the lies out of his mouth.

Cocaine Brain Don Jr up. Starts off by talking about what an asshole he is...first 100% honest thing I've heard.

Why didn't God stop the assassin slithering on his stomach to take Kirk's life, you congenital syphilis sufferer?

"We are all Charlie!" "Will you surrender?!?" "Good" [yawn]

Tulsi's up. Lot's of military/religious metaphoring. Uh oh she just said Charlie "woke people's minds"...Tulsi going rogue again! Now attributing MLK quotes to Kirk. "Forces of darkness were threatened by and tried to silence him"...i dunno thought it was 1 dude who didn't like him 🤷

Tulsi was actually pretty boring. Worst speaker so far IMO.

Rubio up. Here comes some scripture! Will his head burst into flames this time?!?

OMG!!! I saw a older Black man in the audience. Somebody come get your dad he wandered off again.

Saint Stephen, Moses, now Rubio conflating Charlie Kirk with Jesus. I guess that's where we were headed all along.

i've broken this thread many times but picking up here