the main advantage of smoking is all of the tar. as we all know, tar was powerful enough to defeat the dinosaurs. by inhaling it, you gain some of its strength. this is why vaping will create weaklings, allowing the gauls to conquer rome and ending western civilisation.
We’ve learned nothing from Atlantis’ fall.
see, i had the idea of a restaurant that sells only chicken tenders dipped in genuine non-gmo non-woke tar. but for some reason business has been slow despite a very reasonable price point of $30 per tender and a great location on (not adjacent to, on) the new jersey turnpike
it works out tho. the way i make sure the tar isn't woke is by having my awful large adult son brumpo say slurs into it while it's being mixed—
—& certain billionaire is paying me to make 'is it permissible to say it if you're a very big boy and your mommy will send you to bed w/o supper if you don't' no longer a hypothetical
Wow, thats some dumbass shit right there
I do think they're a way to commune with spirits tho ;)
