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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social

unable to derive pleasure from the Shrek film franchise until it is made clear to me whether Shrek has slaughtered countless men by hand like the ogre mythos presented would imply

sep 5, 2025, 4:36 am • 14 1

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milksop @fuck.mom

I feel like he's absolutely killed dozens of people with his bare hands

sep 5, 2025, 7:27 am • 1 0 • view
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Andrew Cook @mastermastermnd.bsky.social

Shrek is a stealth remake of Unforgiven

sep 5, 2025, 4:48 am • 1 0 • view
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i honest to god kill people @doggirl.bsky.social

the first shrek film contains multiple scenes wherein Shrek details the sadistic & morally bankrupt ways in which ogres are known to deal with humankind, but he speaks as though intimately familiar with the methods of corpse defilement he speaks of. Curious.

sep 5, 2025, 4:51 am • 8 0 • view