One inning, four pitches in, and I’m already at: “I wonder if Jhoan Duran will be the most fun Phillies closer of my lifetime.” That was incredible.
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We are certainly going to miss him in Minnesota. Enjoy!
aug 2, 2025, 1:58 am • 1 0 • view
Falling in love after four pitches is unhinged. Just how we like it.
aug 2, 2025, 2:01 am • 2 0 • view
That was so electric!
aug 2, 2025, 1:35 am • 1 0 • view
Define ‘fun’ in a closer. #WildThing
aug 2, 2025, 3:45 am • 0 0 • view
With fear of sounding too Gen Z… that entrance is so fire
aug 2, 2025, 1:41 am • 2 0 • view
I went from being sad we traded Mick Abel to saying what a steal this trade was after one inning.
aug 2, 2025, 1:58 am • 1 0 • view
123 more to pass Papelbon!
aug 2, 2025, 3:35 am • 0 0 • view
You’re gonna love him. Still pisses me off the Twins traded him with two more years on his deal. You got a steal.
aug 2, 2025, 2:22 am • 3 0 • view
Also had to feel vindicated in trusting Otto with a big at bat opportunity!
aug 2, 2025, 1:40 am • 3 0 • view
Papelbum is sitting at home, reading this, and cursing your name
aug 2, 2025, 1:39 am • 1 0 • view
Twins fan here. That 97mph “splinker” is video game shit and never gets old. Enjoy.
aug 2, 2025, 2:03 am • 2 0 • view