Their collaborative method was innovative, too! One would visit the outhouse and write on a roll of toilet paper as long as it took to void their bowels. Then the next would do the same. They knew they were finished with the book when there was no more blank toilet paper for wiping.

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“If it’s fine tomorrow”, said Mrs Ramsay to her son. “But it won’t be fine tomorrow”, said Mr Ramsay, constipated like the rest of his family, “unless we can get that flatulent fat bastard Buck Mulligan and his interminable morning rituals out of the earth closet!”

What the Chunder Said

Virginia Woolf, “I think I found the origin of our water source problem. Let me wade into this river and clear the drain. Just need a couple of rocks to decrease my buoyancy…“

The film adaptation stars Mark Rylance and Nicole Kidman.

And directed by Kenneth Branagh

Mrs. Dalloway said she would unblock the U-bend herself

Whereupon she was confeinted with the bushliped smile of one Mr. James Joyce …

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