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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf

Day 5: the horrors persist. We have now resorted to making genAI images to emphasize our points. We continue to wield our AI Slop Cannon™ (©2025 @janeruffino.bsky.social) to bombard the other. Tell my cat-daughter that while I may not return from the war, she remains eternally in my heart.

A digitally illustrated image shows a disheveled man in a suit sitting cross-legged on the floor of a dimly lit supply closet, surrounded by shelves stacked with office supplies such as paper reams, folders, and boxes labeled “STAPLES.” He has a weary expression and is clutching a pencil, with paperclips scattered around him. To his right, a ghostly, translucent figure in a hooded robe floats, holding a red stapler and reaching toward the man. The overall tone is surreal and somber, blending office drudgery with gothic imagery.
aug 22, 2025, 6:45 pm • 2 0

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Jane Ruffino @janeruffino.bsky.social

Omg I’ve actually gotten real LinkedIn messages just like that opener 😅

aug 22, 2025, 8:30 pm • 1 0 • view