I grew up in Todmorden....
I grew up in Todmorden....
I nearly got beaten up for pretending to be American in Todmorden
Would being an American have been fine? The offence was the pretence?
The latter I think
Hahaha I nearly got beaten up for pretending to be American in Burgess Hill🤣 I was very drunk...
Why were you pretending to be an American in Todmorden?
A question we all ask.
4 of us were up from Essex on a walking holiday and having a bag of chips. Some local lads approached us and said hello. We said hello. One said: Are you ‘Merican? Me: Haha, yes. Him: What part of ‘Merica you from then? Me: Er. … we’re from Essex. Him: Why do you say you were from Merica then?
I can see why Sting rejected that lyric, good luck finding a rhyme.
Then you'll agree .
😂😂😂 But you forgot the weatherman John Kettley (of the song). (I hung out with one of John's sons as a teenager; we're still in touch!)