I think the perfect way for him to go would be to say a quote from Cats as a total non sequitur then go "bludluhnlub" and slump over the podium, causing it and his corpse to crash directly into the press pool
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I think he should do it on 9 11
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Dawg. Wow
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I'm trying to maximize comedic effect here
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Levels of synchronicity like that should tear through reality
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Right onto a Daily Wire correspondent when ends up with a severe concussion
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Lathe of Heaven
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