I’m stuck on a plane waiting out a lengthy delay with several MAGA super supporters sitting right behind me. I’m open to suggestions!
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Start singing bob Dylan's "times are a changing".
jun 27, 2025, 11:07 pm • 4 0 • view
Projectile vomiting attack? 😬 just drink lots of water then stick two fingers down your throat.
jun 27, 2025, 11:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Start speaking Spanish.
jun 29, 2025, 3:29 am • 0 0 • view
Tell them you saw the pilots out drinking until 4am this morning.
jun 28, 2025, 12:08 am • 1 0 • view
Fart loudly!
jun 27, 2025, 11:00 pm • 4 0 • view
Pepper 🌶 spray preferably Or just agree with them to break the ice but then turn it on to how they will personally be negatively affected.
jun 27, 2025, 11:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Turn them in to ice?
jun 28, 2025, 1:10 am • 0 0 • view
Happiness and intestinal fortitude set them off. Smile and sway to the world you imagine and are definitely helping to create 😊 It’s going to happen!
jun 27, 2025, 11:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Start a conversation about maga, morons with someone?
jun 27, 2025, 11:03 pm • 6 1 • view
Pass gas
jun 27, 2025, 11:12 pm • 1 0 • view
Just ignore them. It's hard, I know, but MAGAS, you can not reason with them.
jun 27, 2025, 11:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Enjoying these responses, especially how many were to fart. Safe travels to you.
jun 28, 2025, 1:17 am • 0 0 • view
Put your seat all the way back. Also start coughing a lot!
jun 28, 2025, 3:36 am • 4 0 • view
If you have a seat buddy, I would start a conversation about the great deeds of John Brown
jun 27, 2025, 11:01 pm • 4 0 • view
I wonder if they know who you are? Start discussing today’s Court opinions 😊
jun 27, 2025, 11:19 pm • 4 0 • view
FART!!!!!!
jun 28, 2025, 3:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Ear plugs!
jun 27, 2025, 11:28 pm • 0 0 • view
jun 28, 2025, 12:09 am • 0 0 • view
If you have Taylor Swift on Spotify I'd play a bit. They can't take a successful young woman.
jun 27, 2025, 11:02 pm • 23 0 • view
Find videos of Obama & play it loud enough & watch their heads explode
jun 27, 2025, 11:55 pm • 2 0 • view
Any norovirus symptoms 😂😂??
jun 28, 2025, 2:00 am • 0 0 • view
Tell them the rapture happens tonight then stand up and speak in tongues .
jun 27, 2025, 11:30 pm • 8 0 • view
No slashing your wrists.
jun 28, 2025, 11:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Air sickness projectile vomiting could be handy …
jun 27, 2025, 11:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Speak to them at a slow speed in a patronizing tone using words of no more than one or at most two syllables.
jun 27, 2025, 11:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Recline all the way
jun 27, 2025, 11:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Run!!!
jun 28, 2025, 3:29 am • 0 0 • view
My heart goes out to you. All I can say is I’m thankful I was not on the plane. Jumping was my first thought. I know just a lil bit of politics for the last few decades and would be happy to school a few stupid people and have no fear of the TRUTH!
jun 28, 2025, 2:25 am • 0 0 • view
jun 28, 2025, 7:54 am • 0 0 • view
Order a whiskey, neat. ASAP
jun 27, 2025, 11:08 pm • 6 0 • view
Fart!
jun 28, 2025, 12:15 am • 0 0 • view
Ear buds with some good tunes should do the trick.
jun 28, 2025, 12:00 am • 1 1 • view
Play some Bruce Springsteen?
jun 27, 2025, 11:06 pm • 11 0 • view
Play a Meidas touch video about the orange Jesus with sound on.
jun 27, 2025, 11:04 pm • 24 0 • view
If you have the urge to pass gas: Let er rip tater chip!!
jun 28, 2025, 12:38 am • 0 0 • view
headphones/music
jun 27, 2025, 11:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Absolutely recline your seat as soon as possible.
jun 28, 2025, 12:14 am • 8 0 • view
Id turn round,ask them if they are American farmers,and if so would they sell there farms at a 50% loss to you
jun 28, 2025, 3:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Pretend sneeze a lot, get some tissues out an pretend blow your nose. Cough, a lot. They'll think you have some disease and move. I'd say that's the safest option. We all know their tendency towards violence. Good luck!
jun 27, 2025, 11:15 pm • 3 0 • view
CROP DUST....
jun 28, 2025, 2:35 am • 0 0 • view
Totally with kmcass...play my girl Taylor at full volume with hopefully crappy non-noise canceling headphones.
jun 27, 2025, 11:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Try to explain to them about all the freedoms they have lost in the past 6 months. 🤔
jun 27, 2025, 11:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Recline your seat!
jun 27, 2025, 11:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Praying that they don't recognize you. Clear skies.
jun 28, 2025, 12:03 am • 2 0 • view
What gave it away?
jun 28, 2025, 12:19 am • 1 0 • view
Earplugs? Or tell them the pilots are DEI, and they may get off the plane Lol- hope you made it out okay Andrew
jun 28, 2025, 11:26 am • 3 0 • view
Well it’s too late to eat a large bowl of baked beans…
jun 27, 2025, 11:03 pm • 4 0 • view
So do you support coin becoming a US strategic reserve or are you against it?
jun 28, 2025, 1:44 am • 1 0 • view
Keep your head down!
jun 27, 2025, 11:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Are you lactose intolerant? If so, I would request a large cup of milk.
jun 27, 2025, 11:01 pm • 6 0 • view
Play MSNBC and they will lose their minds. Maybe even get thrown off for violent threats.
jun 28, 2025, 12:06 am • 2 0 • view
Drink!
jun 27, 2025, 11:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Go to washroom. Take off undershirt and arrange it around your face. Put your sunglasses on. Go directly to group. Notify them you are ICE (important: don’t say NICE). Demand red hats. Money. Wallets. Phone. Tell them they’re going to El Salvador. Don’t waver - they’re dumb enough to fall for it all
jun 28, 2025, 4:41 pm • 3 0 • view
Ear buds! A alcohol 🍷! Meditation! Blast who let the dogs out!
jun 28, 2025, 12:33 am • 0 0 • view
If you’re flying to LA and they’re wearing gators send an alert to ground ops.
jun 27, 2025, 11:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Be safe among the magawhackadoodles !!
jun 28, 2025, 2:22 am • 0 0 • view
Fart a lot??
jun 28, 2025, 9:16 am • 0 0 • view
Hold up your phone and stream foxnews they will be hypnotized
jun 28, 2025, 8:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Shout "Free Palestine!" 🇵🇸😁
jun 27, 2025, 11:26 pm • 2 0 • view
“Allahu akbar!”
jun 28, 2025, 12:09 am • 1 0 • view
Lol, that would clear them out fast. 😁
jun 28, 2025, 12:12 am • 0 0 • view
Tell them the pilot’s trans…
jun 27, 2025, 11:05 pm • 62 2 • view
Talk about Chemtrails
jun 28, 2025, 12:12 am • 6 0 • view
Copious amounts of wine. 😂
jun 27, 2025, 11:45 pm • 0 0 • view
Recline your seat. They deserve it.
jun 27, 2025, 11:23 pm • 2 0 • view
Ask them what size drill bit they used to lobotomize themselves?
jun 27, 2025, 11:05 pm • 2 0 • view
Rick Wilson podcasts, just loud enough for them to hear.
jun 27, 2025, 11:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Put on earphones and turn up the volume
jun 27, 2025, 11:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Have a wine. Start a loud conversation with a seat mate. Soak in your admirers.
jun 27, 2025, 11:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Hope you have a lot of gas. Let it rip! 💨
jun 27, 2025, 11:01 pm • 3 0 • view
Spit or semen.
jun 27, 2025, 11:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Did you eat at Taco Bell before boarding the plane by any chance?
jun 27, 2025, 11:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Projectile vomit
jun 27, 2025, 11:14 pm • 15 1 • view
Fart. A lot.
jun 28, 2025, 12:45 am • 1 0 • view
Deepest condolences. Try not to get in trouble.
jun 27, 2025, 11:18 pm • 0 0 • view
condolences
jun 28, 2025, 2:40 am • 0 0 • view
Blast Carmina Burana at them
jun 27, 2025, 11:18 pm • 1 0 • view
Put on the earbuds and listen to some good old Led Zeppelin, my friend
jun 28, 2025, 12:09 am • 2 1 • view
👍
jun 28, 2025, 1:10 am • 0 0 • view
Be nice to them.
jun 27, 2025, 11:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Muster up your best farts.
jun 28, 2025, 12:16 am • 0 0 • view
Yikes. Good luck
jun 27, 2025, 11:04 pm • 1 0 • view
DJ posted: Since there is no way to have a rational conversation with MAGA people, from now on anytime I get into a situation with one, I’m going to tell them I’m not allowed to talk to them anymore because God has made it clear he is disappointed in them.
jun 27, 2025, 11:12 pm • 20 0 • view
Start farting.
jun 27, 2025, 11:14 pm • 2 0 • view
jun 28, 2025, 12:55 am • 0 0 • view
Earplugs and alcohol.
jun 27, 2025, 11:11 pm • 0 0 • view
Got music or film and headphones? Immerse yourself in that world. Forget about them. Have some snacks. Have a nice trip.
jun 27, 2025, 11:16 pm • 6 1 • view
Got anything rainbow-oriented handy? It IS Pride Month, after all!
jun 27, 2025, 11:02 pm • 14 0 • view
Do you have any music by Dave Matthews, Bruce Springsteen, Indigo Girls with you or anything in foreign languages? If so, I'm going to need you to blast it. There are wonderful books by Fred Rogers for you to download and quote loud enough that they can hear but almost like a mutter.
jun 27, 2025, 11:14 pm • 2 0 • view
Bear with me because I want you to engage in a conversation with them. Ask them whose stolen land they're on/whose stolen land they live on. Ask about the prices they are paying for basics. Ask if they like freedom of speech. Etc.
jun 27, 2025, 11:08 pm • 3 0 • view
Hope you had lots of beans recently. Do you have soundblocking earbuds/headphones? What good anti trump books/music do you have with you?
jun 27, 2025, 11:02 pm • 8 0 • view
Laughing…dammit, you beat me to it by 15 seconds!
jun 27, 2025, 11:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Came here to say FART!!!
jun 27, 2025, 11:09 pm • 6 0 • view
Play @dailybeanspod.com at full blast on your phone speaker
jun 27, 2025, 11:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Ask them where they or their family member(s) immigrated from? Is it okay to sell public lands and removal the legacy from all of the next generations?
jun 27, 2025, 11:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Yes, listen to every word. Pretend you're one of them. Get involved in the conversation. Bring up your disappointment on an issue. Then report back. Wishing I was the fly on the wall in the plane.
jun 28, 2025, 1:25 am • 2 0 • view
Earbuds, Xanax or a nap. Nope, gonna need all three.
jun 29, 2025, 2:12 am • 0 0 • view
Well...do you have any Gas X or other meds that help pass gas? That'll shut them up for a while.
jun 27, 2025, 11:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Start reading the Declaration if Independence and various parts of the Constitution aloud.
jun 27, 2025, 11:01 pm • 26 0 • view
^^Preferably in multiple languages.
jun 27, 2025, 11:04 pm • 15 0 • view
This one is my favorite
jun 28, 2025, 12:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Tell them you have pics of their mothers humping donkeys!
jun 27, 2025, 11:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Bend over you know you want to
jun 29, 2025, 3:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Pretend to fart repeatedly and say “Donald” after each toot.
jun 27, 2025, 11:53 pm • 2 0 • view
Winner! 😂🤣😂🤣
jun 28, 2025, 1:14 am • 0 0 • view
If you must speak to them, talk to them like you would to mental patients, and then perseverate about the weather. It has worked for me!
jun 28, 2025, 3:43 am • 2 0 • view
Fart. Often. And odorously.
jun 27, 2025, 11:00 pm • 30 0 • view
Damn man, the sane people nearby definitely having to take one for the team with that.
aug 15, 2025, 10:20 am • 0 0 • view
ask them how the whole no more wars thing is going.
jun 27, 2025, 11:02 pm • 21 0 • view
Play the Stephanie miller show podcast on your speaker phone
jun 27, 2025, 11:34 pm • 0 0 • view
Rock out with “Fortunate Son,” then begin a conversation about the real meaning.
jun 28, 2025, 12:14 am • 1 0 • view
Ignore them and use it as motivation to help convince non-voters to show up to vote.
jun 27, 2025, 11:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Read a book. That’ll keep them away.
jun 28, 2025, 12:08 am • 17 0 • view
Tell the cabin crew there is a fascist terrorist cell on the plane.
jun 27, 2025, 11:22 pm • 8 0 • view
I appreciate all of the great suggestions! Fortunately, there’s a brand new 7 disc Springsteen compilation to listen to. Also, I miss Pete Buttigieg!
jun 28, 2025, 12:05 am • 276 4 • view
When we return a Democrat to the Oval Office, I hope that @petebuttigieg.bsky.social is brought back in a major role. He'd make an outstanding Secretary of State.
jun 28, 2025, 4:23 am • 1 0 • view
Rock On!
jun 28, 2025, 12:08 am • 0 0 • view
What’s a disc?
jun 28, 2025, 12:06 am • 2 0 • view
I'm waiting on my copy of the box set, it's arriving Monday. I like him but Pete pissed me off endorsing Levar Stoney here in Richmond, absolutely wrong. Thankfully Stoney lost.
jun 28, 2025, 3:46 am • 0 0 • view
County Fair is already in my annals of Springsteen classics. James Young and the Immortal Ones….you can almost hear them.
jun 29, 2025, 1:57 pm • 0 0 • view
This is excellent.
jun 28, 2025, 3:30 am • 52 2 • view
Treat it like you would a crying baby, but with less compassion for the baby and the parents. Plug in headphones and float away to your favorite book on tape.
jun 28, 2025, 3:53 am • 5 1 • view
Thank-you
jun 28, 2025, 4:19 am • 0 0 • view
Report what they say if you think it would be interesting to us. Make sure your seat is all the way back.
jun 27, 2025, 11:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Unload some fartcoin on them
jun 28, 2025, 12:17 am • 0 0 • view
Record their insipid conversations and set them to backing tracks and other samples. They have no expectation of privacy and you'll get rich...
jun 27, 2025, 11:08 pm • 3 0 • view
cropdust?
jun 27, 2025, 11:08 pm • 3 0 • view
Start speaking in tongues
jun 27, 2025, 11:01 pm • 9 0 • view
Where ignorance rein supreme, words are superfluous!!!!! Turn up your headphones and ignore the ignoramuses!!!!!
jun 27, 2025, 11:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Tell them to watch the horizon closely so they can see the slight curvature when the plane has reached max altitude.
jun 27, 2025, 11:02 pm • 10 0 • view
Loudly proclaim Allahu Akbar!
jun 27, 2025, 11:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Fart?
jun 27, 2025, 11:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Be strong!
jun 27, 2025, 11:02 pm • 0 0 • view