He doesn't need to be a closeted gay though. Straight men really have gained the ability in recent years to become MASSIVELY insecure about anything that isn't stereotypically masculine in themselves. It's actually pretty terrible.

It's sad. I hear he and Mr. Tumnus are fairly happy in Narnia, where Jesse doesn't have to hide who he is. But Mr. Tumnus is becoming annoyed with the hiding.

Well, I mean, Jesse keeps whining about Mr. Tumnus having tea because it's a "woman's drink".

See, that's Tumnus' frustration. The toxic masculinity, the deep insecurity to pretend to a man's man. I'm sad for him.

To be fair, Tumnus does walk around the house naked all the time, but for a scarf. It's enough to make anyone question their sexuality.

I know right? Completely unacceptable while your roommate that you snuggle with occasionally is there.

And oh yeah, you think Jesse would be okay with a guy who plays ANY kind of flute? I'm sure all Jesse Watters sees when Tumnus gets out the syrinx is a row of increasingly-bigger dicks tied together!