I don't know if it happened, but someone heard JD Vance saying something like, "That's what he gets for laying on that sexy ass couch!"
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"I would treat her so much better, like The Queen she is. But NOOOO, that fat thumb dick idiot is a billionaire..."
aug 30, 2025, 4:59 am • 1 0 • view
Every couch is a loveseat when he gets done with it.
aug 30, 2025, 5:01 am • 1 0 • view
And each is a unique, glorious flower, that needs special treatment... But does J.D. treat them that way? NO. HE JUST JAMS IT IN THERE, LIKE A SAVAGE. What a brute...
aug 30, 2025, 5:03 am • 1 0 • view
His granny didn't get him to learn no manners.
aug 30, 2025, 5:16 am • 1 0 • view
Bless his heart, that boy is ate up with a dumbass. But he's a sweetheart, he'll cut your grass if you feed him...
aug 30, 2025, 5:18 am • 1 0 • view
But them Carpetbaggers gave him some money, and now he's all high-falutin', puttin' on airs... He done forgot who he grew up with. Billy Ray and Droopy will still beat his ass, if he's needin' it. No wonder he don't come back. He sucked at horseshoes, anyhow...
aug 30, 2025, 5:20 am • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:31 am • 1 0 • view
See, more proof. He just don't know how to treat a couch. He's a Coucel.
aug 30, 2025, 5:40 am • 1 0 • view
If he was into cars, he'd want a Pep Boy. Instead, he's into Lay-Z ones.
aug 30, 2025, 5:49 am • 1 0 • view