Remember Tucker Carlson?
Remember Tucker Carlson?
Oh boy DO I. www.npr.org/2020/09/29/9...
Is he gone?
Who?
I'd rather not
Who?
Did the demon come take him?
Unfortunately.
Sadly
You mean the podcaster? The media titan behind the Tucker Carlson Network?
You misspelled Fucker.
I do. Just like a bad bowel movement.
I’d rather not.
Nope. And fuck him.
His memory is not a blessing~~
Who ?
The guy who went grocery shopping in Moscow?
Feels like I just lost The Game
@parkermolloy.com
Lets all agree to forget that turd-hair pile. He’s like vomit, don’t bring him up again.
Did he slip further into obscurity?
Yes, the dude who told men to microwave their balls
He needs to stop ripping off other shows.
🤡
Fuck that guy
Not until I read that…thanks!🙃
Who?
He was the guy with the loofa! No, wait.
Name is familiar but I can’t place him
lol
Not that I feel a particular urge to remember Tucker Carlson.
Nope 😉
Who?
I'd rather not. What did he do now?
i remember his career trajectory
Unfortunately
No
Oh yeah! He’s popping up in Australian election ads for billionaire Clive Palmer’s Trumpets of Patriots party. 🚩 🚩 🚩
Whenever I eat a Swanson tv dinner
The frozen fish heir?
Didn’t he promote a nut baker, erm, I mean testicle tanner? Either way, ew, and lololol!
Nope.
What? No! He was so young. Terrible.
The guy who wrote “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell”? Nope.
No but you went and ruined that.
I try not to.
No thanks
Who?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Do we have to?
Well, that was unnecessary cruel.
Who cares?
Who?