we'll keep raising the roof until we get it right

No not likely but there’s little brain reserve there to sustain a TBI.

He might if he lands on his kankles and they explode.

I'd like to find out with a live sample

Depends on how you land.

He might land on his Depends

🤞

Can he see the former rose garden from there? Maybe he’s admiring the gray concrete.

People are saying gravity is just a theory. Only a theory. There are many theories and they say gravity is one of them. Teaching it in schools, you know that? Nobody knew that. We're eliminating gravity studies in universities. Wasted money. Liberal nonsense. Watch me demonstrate it's only a theory.

This is probably just a replay of Butler in his head, his way of showing the 'adoring masses' how 'brave' he is.

Time to call a firetruck

Dude's like 80 and 300 pounds. He could die from tripping over a shoelace.

Yup! And I’m pretty sure he’s for dementia too.

The LD50 height for falls is 14 feet.

Actually, you can. That’s got to be two stories. Something like 50% of falls from three stories are fatal. More risky than people assume. (I have no idea why I know this.)

Earworm response… 😆

When you're 8 decades old you can.

Where is Melania? Oh where oh where can she be?

Let's find out!

LETS FIND OUT!!

As an elderly man, sure it could be fatal. I’ve seen falls from much shorter distances (like ladders) take out an older person. Hope he’s careful.

At his age you could be considered a level 1 trauma activation if he just fell from standing

Guess that’s a common first thought (the height is kinda low…)

If he were in Russia, he could. 🤔

You can at that age.

🙏

Age + Weight + Karma = Dead.

Old people die falling in the bathroom

Someone make sure to take away his life alert

At that age he could die falling off his shoe lifts.

you can die from tripping if you do it properly

Are you kidding? Did you see what they did to the rose garden? Just go head first.