The hoax is that he actually kicked him out

Birds of a feather dirty fucking birds

RAT!!!!! aka. deal for testimony

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His code name was Cankles McTaco Tits

Agent Orange

Only the best people turn state's evidence!

Well then surely there must be witnesses & records that can be produced to corroborate this tale of selfless heroics. No? Anyone? [crickets]

And yet he spent the entire summer telling us it was a hoax 🤔

Soooo not a hoax?

😂

lol. 😂

I don't think Mikey thought this one through.

I’m sure he’s just spouting what he was told to say. Somehow I just can’t buy, “Donald Trump, FBI Informant.”

Not to mention, Trump would never be able to shut up about it.

It’s not very Christian of him to lie like that!

Time for a montage of Trump saying how much he hates snitches.

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Which is insane and a lie.

SNL skits are more believable than what this regime puts out on a daily, sometimes hourly basis. Where are all the serious people?

This level of stupid is going to get a lot of people killed. That he thinks anyone would believe something like this should pretty much guarantee his removal along with the rest of the regime. This can’t be the way forward. They all need padded cells

Mike never learned the KISS concept

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"I was only raping those girls to keep my FBI identity secret"

Oh FFS!!!! Lil’ Mikey has some trouble with reality!

We've heard for years that the reason there was never an accounting is that he was a CI And here we are

Hmmm…really? In exchange for what did he supposedly worked as a USG informant? Not to be prosecuted with the rest of the pedophiles?

Nonsense , Johnson is going to say and do anything that trump commands him to do. Trump is so panicked and will only keep making the issue worse

And I am the Pope

bsky.app/profile/seth...

I don’t think either of them understands what that means. And this is the flimsiest lie He has ever floated.

But it should make for a new round of headlines, hopefully.

As long as the names Epstein and Trump are uppermost.

Informant?

BS!!!!!

BULLSHIT MIKE! Was Donald raping Katie Johnson part of his “confidential informant” duties to bring down Epstein??🙄

FBI Special Agent Shiitake Mushroom...amirite?

Whitey Bulgering that shiz!

This is no longer an act of desperation. It is total lunacy.

Code name: Small, But Insistent, Hands

He had to turn State's evidence, as an honorable U.S. citizen.

ah i forgot how much he loved saying stupid shit about informants

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Does he think this is helping?

A hilariously bad lie but made me think of this: scholarlycommons.law.case.edu/cgi/viewcont...

Protect those pedos, you disgraceful shitheel. It’s Oren the Bible thumpers. Mike is sketchy AF himself with his adoption of a boy when he was a young man himself. Weird AF to be honest.

Sure, Jan. (Or Mike or Moses)

WTF

Oh, wait, it’s Friday, isn’t it? What are they hiding now?

All the possible ways they could have lied, and “Trump was a snitch” was the best they could come up with? Is it the easiest files to fake, or what?

No, the "president" offed Epstein in prison by proxy.