Someone at Columbia watched the matrix and was like “I like it, but what if they were all dead?”

Just a small step from the matrix

I simply love a constant and extremely visible reminder of my own mortality

We have a lot of problems these days, I don't think reimagining graveyards really helps all that much

What if we kissed under the flying soul battery 👉👈

I would like it for my enemies

Would the underside of the Manhattan Bridge provide sufficient square footage for that, though?

To start at least

Ok Vlad

I mean, it’s loud, constantly vibrates and stinks of exhaust. What’s not to love?

[pointing to the decomposing bodies on the underside of the bridge while I'm taking the ferry with my son] Those are daddy's haters

"What if we forced a culture with an unhealthy relationship with death to confront death very visibly every day?"

Dead bodies under the bridge illuminating... other dead bodies under the bridge?

Right?! I had to reread it a couple times because I kept thinking that I had missed the part where it explained what the energy could be used for. Nope, didn't miss it!

Yeah but it would be real funny when the bolts start snapping or the glue gives and bodies just plop into the river at random

Yeah I definitely want my eventual decomposition to power someone's twee art project instead of, like, nourishing a tree

oh god its horrible

fuck it, throw me in the LEDeadguy pod

*Papa Roach voice* Let the bodies light the floor.

When the goal is to recreate the underside of movie seat chairs, but instead of gum it's decomposing bodies

Columbia's got enough problems right now, they don't need to be proposing The Proto-Matrix

“Kids, that one third in just next to the pylon, that’s your great uncle Norb— HEY FUCK YOU ASSHOLE” I yell at the prick who just cut me off on the FDR.

ghost shit

Me: "what should we do with dead bodies?" Columbia: "let's attach them to Bridges." Me: