Yeah, I mowed the lawn wearing White Levis. Epic fail

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It is almost humorous but every time I dress up or go to a restaurant or even fast food place I'll spill a little ketchup or a drop of food then I have to do single guy laundry by soaking it with my drinking water.... To hopefully clean the spot off. I'm not kidding...

Looks like I spilled water on myself but it is on purpose usually!

I had to squirt water on my white shirt today after biting into a juicy tomato, but I have no regrets (nor totally white t-shirts).

Ha!

I can send you an old chef's coat if you'd like. It's red! (And it javex's well).

Thanks, Phil. I'd probably wear it when preparing white gravy.

White gravy? Maybe make a white sauce instead, far less messy. Remember keep the roux blonde.

You can make a cream gravy. I haven't done so in ages, but my mom used to make it now and then.

If you could find and DM that to me, I will be in your debt.

I will check with my mom and get back to you 💕

You are a scholar and a gentleman.

Hey, it takes one to know one! Oh, wait.. ;)

An asshole can be nice once in a while. Hell, I can even be polite once in a while. It just takes more work.

It's an inverse relationship: the lighter the color of shirt you wear, the greater the possibility that you will spill something on it.😁

😆 definitely

hah, I just made a massive pot of spaghetti sauce and has splatterers on my (not-white) shirt.

You ain’t the onliest one. 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

I don’t own anything white anymore for just this reason!