What success? Measles???
What success? Measles???
Concentration camps?
He only killed a handful children in the USA so far, though more people have been severely harmed by measles, his favorite disease. Yeah, 83 children dead in Samoa but what was that—2019? /s
Coke with cane sugar. The really important things.
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Every death is a little triumph for RFJ. He even feels good about ones he had nothing to do with.
Holy shit. If his financial support for the brainwashing anti-LGBT megachurch wasn't enough, I hope that after this, people will finally stop defending him.
"Chris Pratt blows" and more news you already knew at 11
We don’t actually need Chris Pratt. He’s a piece of shit and we know this.
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Remember when this callous piece of shit memorialised Johnathan Joss with Damn. RIP Johnathan. Kind dude. Prayers up.
Bro RFK Jr fired all the scientists. He IS bad.
“RFK Jr wants to get certain dyes out of food so we shouldn’t make such a big deal about him gutting vaccine and pediatric cancer research.” - Chris Pratt
Yeah not surprised. Success? Where? How is destroying the country with the rich and stupid a success?
He’s a real piece of shit, huh
I love being justified in my hatred of Chris Pratt
Good Lord his direct family doesn’t like him. Pratt is just a cousin-in-law.
So he’s even dumber in real life than his character on Parks.
Andy Dwyer would definitely find Chris Pratt to be a douche
Andy grew and improved as a person. Chris got worse
When we eat the rich and hang the regime we’ll included dog abusing pratt
Literally just Hollywood Aaron Rodgers
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Given that Pratt has a special needs son by his first wife, he should be careful about sucking up to Kennedy. Eugenics is on the menu.
Is the success in the room with him now?
Sad. He trusts RFK, Jr over over hundreds of seasoned and educated scientists and Doctors.
What success?
Clown.
Nobody is “making you look terrible” Chris, you’re fully capable of doing that yourself Just to frame this properly, his argument is “yes I’m a fan of Hitler, but I don’t let that blind me to Hitler’s accomplishments” ‘Accomplishments’ that are ruining our democracy & enabling secret police in DC
an allergic reaction? buddyyyyy
Name one success, Chris. And be specific. Because removing dyes/HFCS from some foods, which companies aren’t even doing, they’re just launching a separate version of their product with natural dyes/sugar that will be twice as expensive, doesn’t really make up for more outbreaks and gutting research.
What successes? Measles had a massive outbreak, he fired the folks researching cancer cures, used ChatGPT to fake a “paper” to support his anti-vaccine campaign, and inspired a mentally ill terrorist to attack the CDC.
Kennedy family was never about brains.
Well then, Chris should circle back when this administration does anything that could be considered remotely successful.
Fuck Pratt, sincerely and jarringly
🎶🎵🎶So much Botox in this forehead…no so much place left for his brain 🎶🎵🎶
Attention whore. He should be ignored.
Has Chris Pratt been informed of a success the public is not aware of?
He's managed to get a job as the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services! That's like, a really important job that pays super well and you probably get your own driver. Also I bet it has good health insurance, which is important given the idiots in charge of US healthcare right now.
Oh, get lost Chris. You’re a dick for abandoning your disabled child.
So he’s as dumb as his character on Parks & Rec
This is his future. bsky.app/profile/kena...
I think he might already be there. Everything he's been in since GotG has been shite or at the very least he's been the worst thing in them.
Agreed
no one’s lips have ever been more drawn to the ass cheeks of power than this absolute fucking knob
Having the ability to stand in front of a camera and act like a jackass, does not make your opinions interesting, valid, or noteworthy. F-off Chris.
Mmm, I would equally hate to be so blinded by my love for this or any president that I find myself defending cuts to cancer research as “a success,” Chris.
his agent should tell him to never speak to the media
He should ask what RFK Jr.'s immediate family thinks of him
Most of RFK Jr's Kennedy cousins have distanced themselves from him and publicly rebuked him.
yeah all those kids getting severe complications from measles are just guzzling the hater-ade
Not taking anyone's opinion who abandons their disabled child and fasts "for Jesus". Get fucked, Pratt.
Yeah fuck him
Religion is such a form of blinders.
What fucking success Mr Pratt? WHAT FUCKING SUCCESS?
Isn't he an anti-vax guy? Cause that would give me a good indication of what recent actions he sees as a "success"
I mean, he’s a right wing dipshit, so almost certainly
Yes, he believes they cause autism, and in 2019 his influence in Samoa lead to the deaths of almost 100 people including children. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Who made several posts slighting Ana Ferris for their kid having health conditions. Casually hitting on eugenics and anti lgbt and poc talking points? Yeah, that's him.
That’s so unfortunate. Tell me you’re not concerned about average joe American without telling me that. Must be nice to be in a position where THAT’S YOUR POSITION!!
Chris reminds me of a young Mel Gibson.
"made to" look terrible.
Fuck him.
what successes are you talking about raw milk or measles
Polio, eventually
can only claim credit when we get there
I am surprised this douche bag didn't get a Kennedy honor.
Pratt rhymes with twat.
He is literally killing people
Yes, he is handsome. No, that does not mean he has any admirable qualities as a person.
Pratt sucks, fuck pratt
Chris Pratt doesn’t seem very bright 😀
The man has his own gif, so...yeah.
Chris Pratt must have his head buried pretty deeply in the sand. What success from this administration is he referring to? Removing people off healthcare? Using ICE to kidnap people, including US citizens? We can't debate these people because they don't like in reality.
Even his own relations do not support RFK jr (read Besset biography, or Caroline’s letter to senators). Pratt is just clout chasing at this point, and doing it poorly.
Like a give a shit about what any underwhelming "actor" has to say if they are on Team Filth and Vermin.
Oh chris....you had such promise...and then you became an idiot...
He's a little bitch. The End
Celebrities: Not even once.
He can still get a vaccine if he wants one, right? Edgestarlord…
Hope everyone, including Disney/Marvel, feels good about giving this asshole tens of millions of dollars. He wasn’t even worth it onscreen.
loser says loser things, shocking
"You're going to be made to look terrible" Yes, poor ole RFK is just a victim. When he falsely claimed to have founded Riverkeepers, he was a victim. When he lied about vaccine efficacy to get whackjob votes & money, he was a victim. When he lied to Senators about his plan at HHS, he was a victim.
But Bobo, RFK is funny at family dinners… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"And so good looking..."
show mw one of his successes—any success—and then I’ll decide how to react.
Fuck him
Is it going to take you another 26 years to figure out alt text?
All this attacking ahole Chris Pratt seems to be taking time away from attacking ahole Bill Maher. Come on people - we can do two things at once!!!
This is why actors need writers
As we say in french, he’s definitely not the brightest lamppost on the street…
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Pity you can't get a shot for that allergic reaction anymore, Chris.
In his defense, Chris Pratt is a stupid fucking cunt.
pratt is a grown man who makes his living playing dress up. We really shouldn’t expect much from such a… “man” but we should expect more than defending a child rapist and anti-vax road kill eating deviant.
Never living down "Worst Chris".
He’s always been a douche.
Are brain worms contagious?
Success? Did he list the accomplishments?
Fuck him and fuck you
He never should have made it after Parks & Rec
Chris Pratt is dumb as fuck and can’t act for shit. He just had to lose a couple pounds in Hollywood made him a star and now he thinks he did that. His opinions, me nothing I don’t care. Why would anyone write about him?
Douchebag says what?
"So I don’t know what to believe [about his reported policies]." ... "I’m not going to pick his brain to find out exactly which of those things are true. I just assume that none of them are?" Try imagining being so adverse to thinking that you just don't.
"I'd hate to be so mired in adoration for the president that any failure from his administration is something I'd be oblivious to."
Of all the terrible things he could hold up to represent success from this administration, why would you choose the disastrous job that RFK Jr has done. The only ones that should cheer RFK Jr are pathogens 🦠
What success, pray tell, has this administration had worth praising? Either he isn’t paying attention or he’s too privileged to be harmed. Either way, he’s an idiot.
He’s gutting federal programs left and right and screwing American citizens in the process. What success is Pratt bleating about? There’s only failure with this group. What a a-hole.
Hopefully Chris Pratt doesn’t lose children to RFK’s reckless tenure at HHS. Not all of us have that luxury.
Can’t believe the star of The Electric State is a braindead dipshit.
#WorstChris
Nice guy, not bright.
Fuck this guy
He needs to change his name to Donald or Adolph. He’s the shittiest Chris in ten galaxies.
Dude abandoned his family because he didn't get the kid he wanted.
Such a prat!
Oh FFS. More people dislike RFKjr than Trump and Trump's favorability is in the toilet
Wow. So Chris Pratt is just actually evil. Got it.
literal fascist sympathizer. collaborator
Yeah it was all fairly coincidence/guilt by association regarding Hillsong and his obviously conservative religious affiliations, but this removes any and all benefit of any and all doubt. Chris Pratt is a fucking piece of shit, and I will actively call for boycott of any movie involving him.
i respect your principles. i made my decision about him years ago. was that stereotypey and unfair? maybe. maybe. but at the end we can agree on this: fuck that guy
I can understand these references all DAY.
Looks like someone has competition for the title of America’s Ass.
Lol
Cue the quacking duck: "What 'success' Chris? WHAT FUCKING SUCCESS???"
what a fucking loser.
What a depressing turn this dude took. Way to ruin Parks and Rec for me...
Starlord will not return
Pratt by name...
What a fucking loser.
Chris Twatt
Actually I think Pratt has it covered
Piss Crapp
Follow independent creators who don’t have access to fame and money, like RFK Jr’s and The Terminator’s relative, here: go.bsky.app/4Wx8eRV
crisp rat
Somehow the grossest one.
They call every failure a success, birdbrain.
DEAN CAIN TWO
RFKjr denies germ theory. Anyone who does anything besides utterly ignore him is a massive piece of shit, like pratt
snore 😴 💤
Wrong lane dude.
an order of magnitude dumber than Andy Dwyer, and 10 orders of magnitude shittier. f this noise, dipshit.
How long have people been saying Chris Pratt is the worst? Let's believe him this time.
Eat shit Chris
I'm overlooking the smeared turd left on the kitchen floor by my demented uncle to celebrate the fact he remembered to close the fridge door.
I’d hate to not like fascist racists because there is the possibility they could do a good thing, instead of all of the evil things they do….
So, a fantastic win for measles?
Chris Pratt is atrocious and has been for a long time, so this tracks.
Are these successes i the room with you right now?
I'm waiting for James Gunn to come in here and start screaming at people again.
I would literally just tell him to touch grass lmao
Way more polite than I would be. 😌
Literally one of the best things I've ever made
Yup! I saved it because it was so fucking on point.
Hey @themeghanlodon.bsky.social 😀
You don’t understand how strong I’ve had to be to not tag him like “Hey tell me how ‘he’s a great person, actually’ again real quick.” 💀
that was a wild ass event.
It was wild, she handled it so well.
like the global press had marvel fanboys swarming her for at least a month.
It was genuinely one of the only good things to come out of that clusterfuck. 😂😭 That and this one Matt made were the lights shining in the dark.
Meggggggggggg
Shiiiiiiine 🥺💗
Oh no, what happened last time? 😩
James Gunn lost his shit because people were fairly criticising Pratt for his associations with a deeply homophobic church. It was a tantrum for the ages.
That was really weird, Gunn acted like Pratt single handedly saved him from a burning building.
Incredibly childish.
Was that when he threw a fit everyone named him the worst Pratt, and Marvel circled the wagons? Like, I'm 90% sure I remember RDJ posting a photo-shopped image of him with Pratt on his Insta.
Yeah Gunn is kind of an arrogant dick. Great writer and director, but kind of a jerk.
You reckon? i find all his films are basically the same film .
I remember that! I got one of my most-liked tweets out of that. 😂
What a fucking moron. Brainworms must run in the family.
I like how you picked a picture of him that looks like he's in the process of saying this idiotic thing
OK! well that's the end of Guardians of the Galaxy for us
His POS brother, Daniel "Cully" Pratt, is a Three Percenter. This tells you all you need to know about these asshats.
He's always defending the worst people. Haven't been a fan of his for a while now. It's a shame.
Guess he's living up to his name.
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Success? How dumb do you have to be to call the disastrous fiascos of RFK, Jr. successes?
Whenever this dude opens his mouth, it never ends well.
Where is the success?
When Chris Pratt stand up for you, you have to worry
Adios asshole
Pratt defending pedophiles. RFK is in the blackbooks and flightlogs. He admitted to assaulting a nanny. Fvkoff Pratt.
the mouserat guy seems smarter
the hollywood shit shoveller!
Checks bingo card Nope, didn't have Chris Pratt going full on MAGA. Well then, light him up.
Huh?
He was like this years ago.
I did not know that
Yeah i completely stopped liking him at all by the time GOTG2 came out. Ruined his Starlord character for me.
He looks like Paul Rudd if he aged poorly.
he's such a loser lol
Done with Pratt.
WHAT is he even talking about?!?
The entrenched political belief that fascism is bad, Christ, the Hollywood reporter can’t even resist the same washing, American media is f ing gross
What success is this douche referring to, concentration camps, stripping rights and healthcare, tanking the economy, f the Schwarzeneggers and that Kennedy creep, he’s either stupid or has the same hate they do, someone should explain to the genius that a president can be a bad person, f ing douche
He's been a douchebag since Parks & Rec ended. Maybe CPS needs to get involved
Success?
Should have stayed in the pit.
Chris Pratt is a fucking moron
@thr.com They literally fired the people treating and research cures for cancer but please, continue.
GFY Nazi.
In Germany we say (ironically) "...but at least Hitler build the Autobahn."
He’s the most racist President ever and RFK swimming in a shit infested lake with his grandkids I’m pretty sure made him look and smell terrible.
He already looked and sounded terrible. May as well make sure to add the remaining senses.
RFKJr was a PoS to my dad 25 years ago: they'd worked together on Hudson R. issues for a few years & RFK pretended to not know my dad at an event, as my dad wasn't one of the bigwigs there. I saw it. My hate for RFK's anti-life, anti-health, anti-expert, anti-medicine policies has a personal side.
Wow.
Except RFK Jr. was terrible BEFORE he joined onto the Trump train.
"Let he who has not dumped a bear in central park cast the first stone." -The 14 Commandments I think.
Shit, so was this dick pincher. He's been front and center at the Nazi church of a decade
Same can't be said for his wife. My enthusiasm is curbed.
You are the company you keep
No wonder Newsom, warts and all, isn’t with Kimberly anymore.
Okay, yeah, he voted Trump.
Back at ya: “I hate to be so blindly loyal to the president that any failure from his administration is something I refuse to acknowledge.”
He’s so boring now. Keep your biased opinions to yourself, dude!
He thinks success means he made money which he did the first time so of course he doesn’t care! Selfish prick
What a garbage human being
Christopher Eccleston would not betray us like this.
Christopher Eccleston is a very decent person.
...what success lmfao
Annnnnnd... we're done. I defended him as a Christian who just held different beliefs. He even said really important things to support the queer community, but if he's supporting Trump, he's lost the plot. He can't say he supports a community, then support a man actively working to destroy it. 👎
Success?
Can't believe we're canceling both Mario AND Garfield with one stone
RFK Jr. looks terrible on his own...he didn't need the president's help.
I would not hesitate to **** **** ***** ** ****** **** ** *** ***** *** ***** ** *** ***** **** * hammer.
We already knew he hates disabled people.
Let me get this straight, his argument: I don't know anything about his policies but I like him personally from random, limited interactions and sometimes false information has been published about me in the media ergo I support RFK. Sometimes the correct answer is to STFU and say nothing my man.
Right?, and he’s like, “whaddami gonna do, ASK him about this stuff? When we’re hanging out? Pfft, NO. I’m just gonna assume none of it’s true.” Or you could, you know, ask him.
In order to have an “allergic reaction” to this administration’s successes, there would first have to actually be a “success”.
The quote in the photo seems to contradict this same statement
ANTI-VAXXERS KILL CHILDREN
I mean I'd also hate to be having an allergic reaction because RFK Jr would go "Allergies aren't real. Take a Maga multivitamin. It is made of beached whale extract, ivermectin, bull testosterone, ape semen, protein powder, asbestos, and red dye 40. Then go for a walk. That'll be 80,000 dollars"
When he's says most diverse president, does he mean the president with the most diverse amount of people who want him dead or the most diverse amount of bottle blonde products amongst the Karen's in his voter base? Because this administration is whiter than a snowstorm at a mayonnaise factory
I ain’t defending him but he was quoted as calling Trump divisive, not diverse. It’s not any better but it’s closer to reality than Pratt deserves
No Chris, RFK looks bad because he's fucking insane
His extended family member recommends whispering a wish into an empty bottle and throwing it into the sea if you ever suffer an allergic reaction. Oh and lots of raw milk too, why the hell not? Who fuckin cares anymore.
Stick to acting
No. He ruins everything that he's in. I think losing body fat made him stupid.
But specifically only acting where he's like the sixth lead on a sitcom and mostly in the background. Three lines per ep max.
He’s shitty at that too!!
That makes Pratt the Fascist the only "extended family member of Robert F. Kennedy Jr" to defend him. While the others all warn about the harm this predator is intentionally causing. bsky.app/profile/thr....
The worst Chris.
Pratt is a prat.
I’d hate to be so open to fascism that I would refuse to use my platform and wealth to try to stop it. But here’s Crisp Rat, the proverbial tenth Nazi at the dinner party.
Crisp Rat