President sues Men's Health Magazine for calling him "a bloated postule of orange goo suspended in a slackened meat suit held together by skin tags and gristle, waiting for the top to pop into a mass of condiments, plastic seasoning packets, and terrible ideas."
I kept on reading that sentence each word horrifically building on the last lol
You're welcome
it’s amazing thank you hahaha
What a wonderful description
I don’t think this is factual unless it’s buried deeply. Link source? The Onion?
Nyt, prolly These days
If I'm being honest, I'm more invested in the statement than the story. I'm ambivalent if it was even published before this skeet.
It's not libel if it's true.
Suddenly a Men’s Health subscription looks appealing.
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Please link the original article so i can print and frame.
@albertburneko.bsky.social was this you?
Oh great. I guess we should prepare for hundreds of memes created by MAGA featuring trumps bloated head photoshopped onto Alan Ritchson's body to show us all how trump is a "peak physical specimen". 🙄
Where’s the lie? 😂
It's a struggle when your instinct to bust out laughing overrides your vomit reflex.
I once applied for a job at MEN'S HEALTH. There but for the grace of God, I guess, I'd be living in Allentown, PA, right now and named as a co-defendant for having edited that article.
I freelanced for Men's Health (on their first website) in the 90s, before MAGA, but...it was pretty MAGA, I think. Greg Gutfeld was the editor for a while.
Of course it's parody
