smh on neanders Cro mags are the assholes

There's already a bunch of Neandertal brains in the WH, soooo 🤷‍♀️

The Mad Lib-ification of America continues unabated.

good because this will be such a funny punishment for billionaires

would 100 billionaires work together to climb out of the bucket or would they die fighting to be the first to reach the edge

Perhaps you'll care when you realize they're connecting the Neanderthal mini-brains to the crabs on a dating site.

Might be an improvement.

😂

when engineering students sleep through ethics

They're not engineers.

Do scientists not take ethics classes or are you being pedantic

I'm pointing out that you did the classic thing of referring to them as engineers when the connotation is bad. Engineers and scientists are different people with different professions. Level your criticism at the right group.

finally we can all afford cheap servants

Genuinely the least terrifying thing I've heard this week

I’m fairly certain I’ve met a few of them wearing red hats in public.

If we have to go extinct because of an invasion of Neanderthal crab robots then fuck it, at least it would be funnier than whatever the fuck is happening right now

no tame the crab teach the crab to hate government. crab angery. crab free everyone :3

I'm actually surprised the cantaloupe Caligula hasn't shut this down. I'm sure he's against anything that will be smarter than him

@ianthe.online found one. Thanks.

Jesus this might be the worst one I've seen so far

Holy wisdom shitballs!

He isnt Voldemort. Jesus fucking christ lmao

i call him Honeydew Hector because i am not good at name

You mean Trump?

Baby talk nonsense

Neanderthal had pitch adhesive technology we still haven't been able to figure out how they achieved

That is totally interesting.

Also, archaeological evidence and legends exist that the North American equivalent of neanderthal, sasquatch, over-farmed the American southwest. Turned it into a desert nothing bigger than rats could survive. Legends say the first humans worked with them to terraform the region then continent.

This made me want more info. Anything that is not political but just something else to learn. I have been on steroids for breathing and need a distraction. I love to research. Have been following the channel; Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't. I know a ton about plants, but not how we affected change,

On the grand mesa in Colorado there is an earthwork carving of a firebird visible for miles across the river valley, with a water serpent mound below it. The serpent is only visible in certain lighting, Ute legends and personal experience say when the bird shakes the snake it brings rain.

Some things like this just aren't well documented though and to have to read scattered old blogs to learn anything. Nobody is speculating yet about whether the monument might be referencing a victory over the water serpent cult that lead an empire in the ancient south and it kills me.

That is what is really frustrating, is knowing I'm so close to learning the history of so many things, but it hasn't been unwound yet.

That Firebird calls to me, though. Makes me think of the firefalls.

The Hopewell culture is a good place to start researching, & Chaco, or history of corn There was, before the tribes: a culture with advanced mathmatics, agriculture, and astronomy sharing knowledge across the continent and building/teaching to build star, season, and weather tracking monuments.

I'll be thinking about this more today and rabbit holing the topic again, I know I've gotten a lot of info from a YouTube channel called archeology southwest and Thomas Wayne Riley. Once you get started more is recommended, and some is shared stories from direct sources.

Thank you. I will check out that recommendation.

Like you speak of in the southwest. Most of my training has been in plants on other continents. So my autistic brain is in a rut. I would love to know more about anything....honestly. Sorry if this is a jumble. I just need a new research subject. Also thanks for reading through all this.

youtu.be/i2aCAPZe3k4?... Here is a good long form intro lecture by a man with a buttery voice. Know going in, that much like the tortilla curtain he is talking about at the beginning: different people have different 'anasazi'. I have also heard they were invaders that drove people to the cliffs

And bear in mind that when Europeans got to the continent the southwest was a grasslands. They turned it into the desert of today overgrazing sheep. The ancients domesticated entire landscapes to farm wilderness here. It shaped the botany and agriculture in amazing ways

I will definitely check this out. I dropped down to 20 mg of pregnancy. And I will be a bed zombie for a minute.

PREDNISONE NOT PREGNANCY omg. This phkne... Ugh

Just a couple months ago a neanderthal "fat factory" or mass food processing site was discovered archaeologymag.com/2025/07/nean... They were using advanced techniques to separate fat from bones on a near industrial scale.Implying more advanced culinary skills & resource & dietary managements were

I read this out loud to my boyfriend. He wasn't surprised but totally believes it. He is a WWII historian.

WOW!! That is wicked fascinating.

just say Donald Trump lmao

Doidld Tyatsmr

Why?

Because you sound like an idiot child

I guess if you have to say the words out loud when you’re reading

"Cantaloupe Caligula" Bro C'mon

urghhhghghghg

You’ll have to forgive my obliviousness, i don’t get it.

I bet you say that a lot

Constantly. Always having to take the genitalia out of my mouth and pester my betters.

what an odd thing to say

weird

You opened this door.

Yeah but i don’t understand how. Are you attempting to imply that you can’t decipher the euphemisms and then trying to demonstrate your difficulty to me?

Yeah dude. Seems like they "can't decipher euphemisms" you got it. No need to reply, I feel your thanks

I guess I’m not as clueless as I had initially suspected. Thank you, citizen.

-_-

Nah we're both badass, and sick like foreal!

FUCK++_

I'm implying that you're fucking boring and I don't care.

Oh. That’s pretty boring. Thanks.

YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

There's no way an actual human being is named after a Disney character and British slang for a fart.

Dontalt Tromf

Stop using pet names for a fascist.

i guess trump derangement syndrome is actually real

Watermelon Wario maybe? I guess the color is wrong. Anyway, just say trump and leave it lower case like I do. It’s way more mature

Could we start with something a little less menacing? Maybe a Ken doll or something?

It can only make things better at this point.

When they catch me fucking a Neanderthal Crab Hybrid Bot, they'll act like **I'M** the one committing a sin against nature. No. I'm not the one who will have crossed the line. I'll just be the one making the best of a bad situation. Crab bots need love, too. 🦀❤️🐵🍆

Valid. 😂

Wait. I can't remember what this was from. Fuck. My brain used to have ALL THE THINGS, ready for instant recall.

Minority Report. Good movie.

Yes! I saw it in the theaters, and I've been surprised at how underrated it is. I mean, yeah, it's got Tom Cruise in it. But it's also got Max von Sydow! And Colin Farrell's performance was perfectly cromulent.

This has made my laugh for a good 15 mins 🤣🤣🤣

FFS, not again!

Yeah, but how tormenty can a crab army be?

*pinch pinch pinch pinch*

Crab People?

Yeah do it why not.

Who says science is dying in America.

TRUMP IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES.

"Maybe living things can power the robot animals" is the Dr. Eggman torment nexus

Torment Nexus EX Plus Ultra? Whatever, just get it over with

Really old

It's all fun and games until they invent Crabitalism

I have a theory that the Neanderthals were a smarter and more intelligent race, but the fucking stupid humans spoiled everything.

I predict things will go sideways fast.

Well done.

From 2018

The next POTUS

And a likely improvement

"I, for one, welcome our new Neanderthal minibrained robot crab overlords..."

The scientists obviously practised implanting them into MAGAts first.

Fight or fuck?

Life, uh, finds a way.

Please shared the name of the handsome neanderthal reporter in the picture

There's a company in Switzerland already using brain organoids for computing power. It's pretty fucked up.

What's the name of the company, please?

Final Spark

Thank you very much!

Gosh: finalspark.com/neuroplatform/

It's incredibly fucked up

😆😆😆

Is no-one concerned that the mini-brains will vote GOP?

Is…is this how we evolve???

Maybe the next president?

as long as they don't hook them up to the internet for scam purposes, which they will if this is US based 'cause that's all that remains of the US economy. Neanderthal brains on twitter like: "cloaca in bio"

You can see so many mini brains at CPAC.

Thank you. I was scrolling to see if anyone covered the South Park angle. Good job.

That's a Garth Marenghi plot if ever I saw one

That's one way to cure the loneliness epidemic

we are so fucked

This is pretty creative as far as torment nexuses go, I look forward to actual surprises.

When mad scientists play “I Dare You”.

I mean I’m pretty sure we have a mini Neanderthal Brian running the White House- so yeah, let’s lean and see where this will take us 😂

There was this post somewhere that aliens will be here by september and they will be hostile. I think they are just coming here to watch a shit show.

Aliens are ALWAYS going to be here by September… I expect the world is also due to end in October because of the Maya or something …that’s another annual non-event..

It's like the ever-promised and never delivered day of rapture. I keep hoping that the Christians will get sucked up into their bearded sky daddy's domaine so the rest of us can live happily without them, and it keeps not happening.

Me too ! 🙏

I’ve been team “Giant Asteroid or Supervolcano, whichever can happen first” so, why not?

I for one welcome our Neo Neandocrab Overlords. They couldn’t make things worse, after all.

This headline is from 2018.

is this carcinization?

Mark my words, the crabmagnon peoples will be our greatest allies against fascism.

It's all just word salad at this point

Just you wait till Republicans have one running for office.

I think that would be a vast improvement over the people they run now.

"As you can see, we have designed the crab robot to collect as much scientific data as possible. The legs include feedback sensors, the eye stalks feature top of the line high definition cameras, the claws are hardened titanium and the minigun and missile pods are mounted on the shell . . ."

Personally I welcome our eventual crab overlords.

building Daleks the long way 'round

Miniature B'omarr monks.

What even is the point of the internet anymore?

Can't be any worse than

look like crab, talk like people

I for one welcome our crab robot overlords.

I dunno. I know a few people that could benefit from a tiny caveman brain.

I'm not even "I saw this in a movie..." anymore....

I’d rather have one of those as president.

Not even satire anymore… goddamn

Maybe the Neanderthal crab robots will improve things

I created lifeforms just so I could torture them and make them fight

Isn't this how you get Headcrabs?

Runaway except the robot spiders are robot neanderthal spiders

"Scientists create humans they think they can ethically experiment on."

Why not? Everyone else is kickstarting the plot to every apocalypse and scifi horror novel, anyway, what's one more?

@lemurianpunk.bsky.social é o k-mangue

NAO IRONICAMENTE VEI.

Because you can doesn’t mean you should..

After the Republican Extinction Project, this will be the only remnants of Republicans left.

but what will they sound like www.youtube.com/watch?v=o589...

Fucking resident evil ass experiment

Wtf 😳

that’s about the time she walked away from me

Throw in some Cheetah dna and this whole thing will go sideways fast.

Deeply underrated joke.

I’ll know this story is real when Scott Presler tries to register them to vote in Pennsylvania.

They're not "human", says amoral human scientist as he brings back chattel slavery and unfettered infinite cruelties.

So we are cutting cancer research but trying to bring back cavemen? Humans DO NOT DESERVE this life. Why is everyone and everything so fucking dumb?

MTG will do anything for publicity.

youtu.be/-Uq9pp586AE?...

Come at me bro. Please?

we’d frankly be better off if everyone in the trump administration was replaced by a crobot

Everything turns into a crab eventually

Is this a Kickstarter?

I, for one, welcome our new neanderthal crab robot overlords.

Ha ha I was only the sixth person to make this joke.

MTG approves.

OGG PINCH

Science doing for the apes what evolution refused.

I, for one, welcome our small brained crab overlords…

Old news, there's already one in the White House

Pretty sure that's an insult to neanderthals