Me: God I can’t wait until we move to the beautiful house in the woods. Me, after five days: What is with all these God damned FLIES?
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Wait till the asian ladybugs envade the house in the fall.
sep 1, 2025, 6:12 pm • 2 0 • view
Feeling it my first summer in the Shire.
sep 1, 2025, 11:31 pm • 0 0 • view
ROB, GET THE DRAGONFLY HAT
sep 1, 2025, 7:37 pm • 0 0 • view
To see if it works, I want to know if it works.
sep 1, 2025, 7:37 pm • 0 0 • view
How long until you raise bees behind your house?
sep 2, 2025, 5:35 pm • 0 0 • view
I have never been stung so i live in terror of a surprise My Girl situation. Would never keep bees.
sep 2, 2025, 9:55 pm • 1 0 • view
1. Understandable 2. Think about all the beautiful flowers they can pollinate. 3. And you can sell the honey to fund your motorsports team.
sep 2, 2025, 10:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Out of nature: "Nature!" In nature: "Nature?!"
sep 1, 2025, 6:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Just wait until the ants arrive
sep 1, 2025, 5:37 pm • 4 0 • view
Our old place (not woodland at all) has horrible ant problems every summer. The worst being the time I turned on the tub intending to move the diverter to shower. And we'll, the faucet was now an ant faucet. Thousands and thousands of them.
sep 1, 2025, 5:48 pm • 1 0 • view
That happened to me with earwigs
sep 1, 2025, 6:05 pm • 2 0 • view
Ants and silverfish last summer. I’ve gotten exceedingly efficient at eradicating an ant procession.
sep 1, 2025, 9:37 pm • 2 0 • view
Just that time of year
sep 1, 2025, 5:32 pm • 0 0 • view
You need to get you some spiders and dragon flies.
sep 1, 2025, 7:36 pm • 0 0 • view
When we found our beautiful house in the woods, my initial shock was the silence and all the god damn maintenance lol
sep 1, 2025, 5:34 pm • 9 0 • view
Critters have eaten key pieces of the house! Squirrels eat the masonry around the chimney. Every window frame looks like goats have been at it.
sep 1, 2025, 5:36 pm • 19 0 • view
You're on their turf now. Wait until you meet the ticks
sep 1, 2025, 6:12 pm • 1 0 • view
If they’re inside the house I highly recommend one of these or something like it. Fixed the fly problem in my woodland house no sweat.
sep 1, 2025, 5:39 pm • 6 0 • view
Try the disco ball method. Just put shiny objects around it freaks them out
sep 1, 2025, 8:14 pm • 0 0 • view
Cannot recommend an electric fly swatter enough. Fun, satisfying and highly effective!
sep 1, 2025, 6:30 pm • 0 0 • view
I've never seen a porcupine in the wild, but we are 95% sure we had a young one living in the wall behind our shower for a bit in our old place. You could hear the quills rubbing against the wall.
sep 2, 2025, 12:28 am • 1 0 • view
Enjoy 'em while they last.
sep 1, 2025, 6:04 pm • 0 0 • view