Every single time I drive to the office: — 2.5 hours of work I don’t get done that could be achieved at home. — a 200% increase in the likelihood I get out of my car and choke slam one of L.A’s many, many terrible motorists through their windshield. The L.A. Times is gonna cause a crime wave.
I tend to stare at the horizon like a magic eye poster and then *SCENE MISSING* I arrive at the office totally ready for a productive day!
"modest proposal" If someone , thru stupidity, causes an accident that holds me & 1,000 other people up for 20 mins in aggravating stop & go, then that person has to pay damages of $5/min to each of us some of you may call this unfair, impractical, etc But I say, why not ? Lets Try it !!
Falling Down (Knicks fan edition)
Don't forget the minimum $50 you'll inevitably spend.