Is there a legal limit to how small your penis must be to get a parade for your birthday?
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Dinkie- dew. Your belly sticks out more than your dinkie do!
jun 14, 2025, 4:12 pm • 0 0 • view
If it's a 2" mushroom you also get a tesler
jun 14, 2025, 8:43 am • 2 0 • view
No more than 3 inches
jun 14, 2025, 4:01 am • 2 0 • view
So just over 6 and thick means no parade for me, damn.
jun 16, 2025, 11:35 am • 0 0 • view
Hahaha
jun 14, 2025, 11:13 pm • 0 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 10:41 am • 2 0 • view
Needs to be a diseased mushroom capped prick 🍄!
jun 14, 2025, 1:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Perhaps. But no limit on the size of your arsehole.
jun 14, 2025, 5:06 pm • 1 0 • view
Electron microscopes are expensive and we do need to set a standard somewhere
jun 14, 2025, 6:47 pm • 1 0 • view
😂🤣😅
jun 14, 2025, 8:09 pm • 1 0 • view
The very people he hates may qualify?? transgender
jun 13, 2025, 11:34 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s not the size but the degree of flaccidity that matters. Trump is king of the flaccid.
jun 14, 2025, 1:20 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣👏
jun 14, 2025, 3:10 pm • 2 0 • view
Micro for sure
jun 14, 2025, 4:24 pm • 0 0 • view
According to Ms . Daniel’s he is well under the requirements
jun 14, 2025, 10:14 am • 4 0 • view
🍄🟫
jun 14, 2025, 7:00 pm • 0 0 • view
As long as you pay the outcall charge.
jun 14, 2025, 11:29 pm • 0 0 • view
You must be "This Small" to get on the ride sir
jun 14, 2025, 3:05 pm • 2 0 • view
oh man. that means theres a chance i'm getting a parade for my birthday! i'm small af!
jun 14, 2025, 1:41 pm • 0 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 2:30 pm • 10 0 • view
If other men can't find it you're good...?
jun 14, 2025, 11:46 pm • 0 0 • view
He's the same size flaccid as erect, I'd bet my house on it!
jun 14, 2025, 2:49 am • 3 0 • view
I could not imagine that being good for anyone lol I am both a grower and a shower even then I am like I would hate being same flaccid/erect.
jun 14, 2025, 10:15 am • 1 0 • view
Depends. Are you using YOUR money for it, or did you steal it from your subjects ?
jun 14, 2025, 8:43 pm • 0 0 • view
you are talking about an upper limit reight?
jun 14, 2025, 4:11 pm • 0 0 • view
Instant follow
jun 14, 2025, 8:35 am • 2 0 • view
There is now.
jun 14, 2025, 9:23 pm • 0 0 • view
🤷🤣 #TinyDonny
jun 14, 2025, 10:11 am • 3 0 • view
Military parade size is the inverse square of penis size. Wow, I said inverse square. Damn, I remember math. I'm scared of me now.
jun 14, 2025, 4:44 pm • 2 0 • view
Thimble and a rubber band for a jockstrap small.
jun 14, 2025, 1:21 pm • 0 0 • view
That unit (no pun intended) of measurement for that it is called a microtrump
jun 14, 2025, 1:00 pm • 1 0 • view
I was going to put something like that on my protest sign!
jun 14, 2025, 5:47 am • 2 0 • view
Or go wild letting a guy fairly endowed have himself nude with a sign saying "My parade request was denied my penis was too big" lol
jun 14, 2025, 10:17 am • 2 0 • view
I believe the fascists nub qualifies.
jun 14, 2025, 4:24 pm • 1 0 • view
That's why it's so very important to have the Longest Necktie ever produced - so they don't look under it and measure.
jun 14, 2025, 4:51 pm • 1 0 • view
Mushroom 🍄 sized or smaller!
jun 14, 2025, 12:00 pm • 0 0 • view
They changed the scale they use now it’s 🍄🟫 before it was 🍆
jun 14, 2025, 12:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Not sure, but it has to look like a
jun 15, 2025, 12:20 am • 1 0 • view
I really don't think the traitor needs to worry if there is. He'll be fine
jun 14, 2025, 2:59 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣. I think the standard is an “innie”
jun 14, 2025, 3:31 pm • 0 0 • view
1.3 inches, fully erect. No micro penis, no parade. It’s been like that since the Magna Carta.
jun 14, 2025, 8:54 pm • 1 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 6:54 pm • 2 0 • view
jun 14, 2025, 3:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Just because he has tiny little hands...
jun 14, 2025, 12:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Til It looks like his belly button dropped?
jun 14, 2025, 1:25 pm • 1 0 • view
once it inverts due to obesity you qualify, essentially a second belly button
jun 14, 2025, 11:43 pm • 0 0 • view
There are no white dicks under 6 inches
jun 14, 2025, 11:16 pm • 0 0 • view