Not so super man ? Doubt @timmiller.bsky.social will be walking back anything he said after seeing this footage
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He’s not going to be a real agent. Just honorary.
aug 23, 2025, 9:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Lots of cuts. Run is a euphemism.
aug 23, 2025, 9:02 pm • 2 0 • view
Dean Cain says he will boycott obstacle courses and movies in California
aug 24, 2025, 12:21 am • 2 0 • view
I guess he heard 'speed kills' and was afraid to go to fast
aug 24, 2025, 12:19 am • 0 0 • view
What he's doing in that obstacle course is not called "running".
aug 23, 2025, 7:55 pm • 39 1 • view
Time for JD to show him how its done.
aug 23, 2025, 8:00 pm • 19 0 • view
Just Dance
aug 23, 2025, 8:15 pm • 9 0 • view
I sure hope someone puts a mat in the real tunnels b4 he goes through them!
aug 23, 2025, 9:41 pm • 4 0 • view
He's gonna be sooooo sore tomorrow.
aug 23, 2025, 9:40 pm • 2 0 • view
All the hate and self-loathing seem to be slowing him down.
aug 24, 2025, 10:45 pm • 0 0 • view
Pathetic.
aug 23, 2025, 10:13 pm • 4 0 • view
aug 24, 2025, 6:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Imagine such self-hatred you WANT everyone to know you're a Nazi loser. Imagine wanting everyone to know you HIRED this loser.
aug 24, 2025, 1:05 am • 0 0 • view
Dean Cain is only an "honorary" ICE agent. So he went through this embarrassing obstacle course for nothing?
aug 24, 2025, 11:33 pm • 1 0 • view
He fondles the breasts of mannequins, can't run & has the mobility and flexibility of a sack of bricks. A poster boy for what happens when you don't eat your vegetables and occasionally walk a few blocks, occasionally stretching ...
aug 23, 2025, 10:11 pm • 2 0 • view
🤣🤣
aug 24, 2025, 2:18 pm • 0 0 • view
I think he shat himself half way over that wall.
aug 23, 2025, 7:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Welcome to the jungle - we got tons of cake.
aug 25, 2025, 12:53 am • 1 0 • view
Honorable?! Firstly, my foot is more honorable than him. Secondly, they'll let anyone in! Finally, that course is more hastily assembled than their trips here, they have no course training.
aug 23, 2025, 8:22 pm • 0 0 • view
I mean, if the “migrant” is slow, fat, lazy and takes a lot of pauses, Dean Cain totally wins. Also, he’s not white so we should deport him too.
aug 23, 2025, 7:50 pm • 7 1 • view
Man of value meal
aug 23, 2025, 8:01 pm • 10 0 • view
Run? That bastard couldn't even manage so much as a shuffle 🤣
aug 23, 2025, 11:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Yeah, I’m on team Tim’s not walking anything back. 😂
aug 23, 2025, 7:54 pm • 1 0 • view
Dean Cain is 59. He could be outrun by a medium - sized sloth. Perhaps they could dangle a cupcake on a string in front of him when they need a turn of speed. (No, I probably couldn't do it, but I'm older than he is & wouldn't join the Brown Shirts to begin with!)
aug 24, 2025, 5:27 am • 3 0 • view
I probably couldn’t do any better than he’s doing but I make a point of never needing to.
aug 24, 2025, 9:59 pm • 1 0 • view
“Honorary” ICE agent. 😆
aug 24, 2025, 4:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Tv's Dean Cain seen here pretending to be in shape. It's not pathetic or whatever.
aug 24, 2025, 11:10 pm • 2 0 • view
The obstacle course at a Disney race is more difficult than this. Thousands of people in tutus could kick this man's ass
aug 23, 2025, 8:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Good lord I’ve seen playgrounds that are more difficult than that Yeesh these guys are the masters of pathetic
aug 23, 2025, 7:47 pm • 32 2 • view
Omg what a fucking fool he is.
aug 25, 2025, 1:48 am • 0 0 • view
Dean trains for scaling the Mexican border wall
aug 23, 2025, 8:21 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 23, 2025, 7:45 pm • 6 0 • view
This looks exactly like Russian boot camp.
aug 24, 2025, 2:35 am • 0 0 • view
Training on how to properly beat people over the head and body? How to properly snatch a family out of a car?
aug 23, 2025, 8:32 pm • 2 0 • view
What embarrassing footage. Why would anyone make this public?
aug 24, 2025, 2:34 am • 10 1 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm probably 20+years older than him and could do that "obstacle course " faster than him!
aug 23, 2025, 10:55 pm • 0 0 • view
😮😂
aug 24, 2025, 6:54 pm • 0 0 • view
He lost his powers to Gold Kryptonite and his character to Red Kryptonite.
aug 24, 2025, 9:54 pm • 2 0 • view
It’s like the beginning of a “getting into shape” montage
aug 23, 2025, 7:52 pm • 3 0 • view
And by "runs" they actually mean wheezes, stumbles, walks, or gasps for air through the course.
aug 24, 2025, 2:40 pm • 1 0 • view
Trash 🚮🚮🚮🚮
aug 24, 2025, 12:14 am • 0 0 • view
This footage from the Police Academy reboot sucks, but what do you expect when Cain is not even the gum on the shoe of Guttenburg
aug 25, 2025, 1:46 am • 0 0 • view
That's what $50k Signing Bonuses look like, people. #DeanCain #Winning
aug 23, 2025, 9:22 pm • 0 0 • view
I can’t believe they would unironically post that. 😂
aug 23, 2025, 7:46 pm • 8 0 • view
Man of Steel is more like Man of Blubber.
aug 23, 2025, 7:50 pm • 1 0 • view
ICE Training Center ? Really ? Every fat assed fuckin ice loser I've ever seen wouldn't even fit in the concrete pipe let alone drag their sorry asses through it. And climb over an obstacle ? Don't make me laugh ! Pure fuckin shit ! ! ! !
aug 24, 2025, 4:20 pm • 2 0 • view
They are obviously using a definition of the word "runs" that I am unfamiliar with.
aug 23, 2025, 7:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Same stuff in one of my paddocks for the dogs.
aug 23, 2025, 7:48 pm • 0 0 • view
I could do a better job and I’m a 70 year old lady.
aug 24, 2025, 7:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Maybe a desk job would be his bailiwick.
aug 23, 2025, 9:40 pm • 0 0 • view
I have it from good sources from his college days that there are two words reporters should be asking Dean Cain about, "Carolina Steamer".
aug 24, 2025, 10:46 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 23, 2025, 8:31 pm • 1 0 • view
This is the most attention Dean has had for years.
aug 23, 2025, 7:56 pm • 11 0 • view
Training continues..
aug 23, 2025, 8:00 pm • 0 0 • view
I mean, he did better than I ever could, so, no judgment about that, but he has to realize that he is going up against a lot of hardworking and very fit people. What's he going to do? Huff at them to death? 😳
aug 23, 2025, 8:58 pm • 2 0 • view
That makes me worry that he’ll shoot them, though.
aug 24, 2025, 10:00 pm • 1 0 • view
I worry this about them all 😔
aug 24, 2025, 10:02 pm • 1 0 • view
Wish I could argue with that.
aug 24, 2025, 10:04 pm • 0 0 • view
What a loser. But just like Darth Cheeto, all publicity is good publicity.
aug 24, 2025, 6:10 am • 0 0 • view
Bahahahahahahahaha!
aug 24, 2025, 12:23 am • 0 0 • view
“Runs” is doing a lot of work in that post. More like “trots”. “Ambles”. Or “saunters”
aug 24, 2025, 10:12 pm • 2 0 • view
"Shambles" or "stumbles" are even more pointed.
aug 24, 2025, 11:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Agreed
aug 24, 2025, 11:34 pm • 1 0 • view
Not exactly setting any speed records, old man.
aug 23, 2025, 7:46 pm • 4 0 • view
When will someone add music to this? 😂😂😂
aug 24, 2025, 1:59 pm • 0 0 • view
He super sucks.
aug 24, 2025, 9:26 am • 0 0 • view
Yep, that’s an out-of-shape, former B-lister, struggling to get through an obstacle course at a glacial pace. I’d love to see the unedited video.
aug 23, 2025, 8:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Is there a weight limit to be an ICE Nazi thug?
aug 23, 2025, 7:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Do you mean to imply that's not the same 215 lbs that our God King claims? He's in perfect health, after all. (I am being sarcastic. Couldn't even write that with a straight face)
aug 23, 2025, 8:06 pm • 2 0 • view
Nope and no age limit now either…. Waiting for training videos of 80 year olds with walkers or wheelchairs. PATHETIC. On a positive note, it means mostly out of shape shitheads are interested in joining and not enough of them, so they’ve had to drop the age limits.
aug 23, 2025, 8:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Where's the footage of him handcuffing sick children and yanking them out of their hospital beds? Bet he excelled at that.
aug 24, 2025, 5:21 am • 3 0 • view
Guess he washed out of the Gravy Seals.
aug 23, 2025, 7:53 pm • 1 0 • view
I was thinking more superbad, the cops out of breath scene being more fitting. 😁
aug 23, 2025, 8:47 pm • 1 0 • view
After watching this a giant migrant caravan formed and will be here in time for Dean's graduation. This instills zero fear of anyone being apprehended by this 🤡.
aug 23, 2025, 11:25 pm • 0 0 • view
First a mask now a man bra. Anything to help these hacks hunt down the brown people! I bet he puts on his shirt first in the lockerroom.
aug 23, 2025, 7:56 pm • 0 0 • view
“Runs?”
aug 23, 2025, 7:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Every Marine I’ve ever known is laughing their ass off at this. I’m an old woman’s and can do all this except for crawling over the wall (maybe).
aug 23, 2025, 11:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Since has become a arsehole, he's lost all his bloody powers... No more flying around...
aug 24, 2025, 9:08 pm • 1 0 • view
lol it's gonna take 84 years and 7 more agents to catch an old brown lady having a cardiac event with this guy on the crew.
aug 24, 2025, 4:36 am • 0 0 • view
What a loser.
aug 24, 2025, 9:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Bahahahahahhaha
aug 23, 2025, 7:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Fucking slob
aug 24, 2025, 3:53 pm • 0 0 • view
😂
aug 23, 2025, 9:05 pm • 2 0 • view
bsky.app/profile/zade...
aug 23, 2025, 8:02 pm • 6 1 • view
To be fair, most of those ICE losers probably look a lot worse on that obstacle course. Some of them could get stuck in that tube.
aug 23, 2025, 7:45 pm • 70 1 • view
Most couldn’t figure out how to get out the other end!
aug 23, 2025, 10:04 pm • 2 0 • view
but we're not trying to be fair to ANY of them. Are they being fair to anyone?
aug 23, 2025, 7:48 pm • 33 0 • view
Its just a joke pointing out that most of these guys are fat out of shape fucks.
aug 23, 2025, 7:58 pm • 23 1 • view
I'm 55 y/o and overweight and I believe I could whip his ass.
aug 23, 2025, 8:29 pm • 13 0 • view
Word
aug 23, 2025, 8:05 pm • 2 0 • view
We are as long as they appear to be white, and all for the Tangerine Palpatine
aug 24, 2025, 5:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Now show me this guy, he wouldn’t fit though the pipe pbs.twimg.com/media/Gukq9k...
aug 24, 2025, 10:43 pm • 0 0 • view
"Honorary?" Making a mockery is more like it. Like snatching people off the street and putting them in concentration camps is some new reality show. 🤬🤬🤬
aug 24, 2025, 5:17 pm • 3 0 • view
I feel that grandma could have run the course better.🤣😂
aug 23, 2025, 9:06 pm • 1 0 • view
He moves like twice his age.
aug 24, 2025, 10:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Man of steel? Ha ha. More like middle aged man of jello... #DeanCain
aug 23, 2025, 7:45 pm • 7 1 • view
“Runs”
aug 23, 2025, 7:53 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 23, 2025, 8:05 pm • 7 0 • view
It is to recruit the slobs, not make them look good.
aug 25, 2025, 12:56 am • 0 0 • view
ICE IS FAT Federal Asshat Trumptards
aug 23, 2025, 8:54 pm • 1 0 • view
ICE IS FAT
aug 23, 2025, 8:52 pm • 1 0 • view
That is 😞
aug 24, 2025, 4:54 am • 1 0 • view
Found his soundtrack
aug 24, 2025, 5:39 pm • 0 0 • view
I bet this Fed didn't get over that course. However, an arthritic cripple, aged 90 could pass on that 'assault' course. What a joke.
aug 24, 2025, 12:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Everything comes to a screeching halt when this flotilla finds himself stuck in the concrete drainage pipe
aug 24, 2025, 2:09 pm • 1 0 • view
👍😂
aug 24, 2025, 5:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Good thing he didn’t have to climb a rope like we had to in high school.
aug 23, 2025, 8:02 pm • 1 0 • view
Can't stand the sight of that POS.
aug 23, 2025, 11:15 pm • 0 0 • view
what a LOAD - he couldn't catch a fucking turtle.
aug 24, 2025, 12:46 am • 0 0 • view
I can see snl having some fun with this one.
aug 24, 2025, 3:30 am • 0 0 • view
This has to be a joke. Slow motion, right?
aug 23, 2025, 8:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Who tf is dean cain.. haven't seen anything with him in it since it was like.. 8
aug 23, 2025, 8:54 pm • 0 0 • view
“Runs” is a pretty big exaggeration.
aug 24, 2025, 2:47 pm • 3 0 • view
Is that meant as promotion?
aug 24, 2025, 11:11 pm • 2 0 • view
My friends I give you Subparman, man of tinfoil Dean Cain
aug 24, 2025, 3:07 pm • 0 0 • view
He is their recruitment boy
aug 24, 2025, 5:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Must be a slow news day
aug 24, 2025, 12:17 am • 0 0 • view
Stooger Man!
aug 24, 2025, 2:03 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 25, 2025, 3:05 am • 1 0 • view
This is so wrong!
aug 25, 2025, 3:13 am • 0 0 • view
I agree!
aug 25, 2025, 3:19 am • 0 0 • view
Stupor man
aug 23, 2025, 8:17 pm • 2 0 • view
If this was the best cut they could come up with, imagine what a humiliating shit show he must be in the B cut or dry runs. Pathetic. And his ancestors are ashamed of him.
aug 23, 2025, 7:58 pm • 20 0 • view
My toddler could crawl faster than that!! And wiping the dirt off his hands after he tries to get up off the ground. Awww, you don't wanna get dirty. Loser.
aug 24, 2025, 11:45 am • 1 0 • view
WOW this is pathetic. No wonder they wear masks!
aug 23, 2025, 7:45 pm • 10 0 • view
"Grabbing people by the boobs" Oh he passed!! He's in! He is ICE material!
aug 25, 2025, 2:33 am • 0 0 • view
Dean George Tanaka is a Japanese American, after the attack on Pearl Harbor the US rounded up the Japanese, dragged them from their homes and put them in internment camps as they were know then. He’s doing the same thing to Latinos.
aug 23, 2025, 9:31 pm • 0 0 • view
“Runs” was doing some SUPER heavy lifting there.
aug 23, 2025, 8:08 pm • 1 0 • view
Convenient how they clipped out the actual “run” parts because he probably waddle-runs like JD did in Disney
aug 23, 2025, 8:15 pm • 1 0 • view
I hope that he never signs on with fire and rescue, folks would shit outta luck waiting for him to rescue them. This troll is all about the grift.
aug 23, 2025, 11:16 pm • 7 0 • view
He must need the signing bonus bad.
aug 24, 2025, 12:05 am • 5 0 • view
Yeah he's a broke washed up actor, looking to climb on to the gravytrain, at the taxpayers expense.
aug 24, 2025, 12:13 am • 4 0 • view
Dean Cain has always been supported by people. Also, his grandfather Tanaka has gotta be spinning in his grave.
aug 24, 2025, 10:05 am • 3 0 • view
He is now being supported by our government to promote fascism.
aug 24, 2025, 11:47 am • 3 0 • view
He's a MAGAT. Most MAGATS don't understand what fascism is. They've just been indoctrinated. "Socialism bad." This is the result of the American educational system. And PragerU is already in 5 states, so it's not going to get better anytime soon.
aug 24, 2025, 5:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Better call in a stunt double, STAT! I don’t think any illegals have to worry about being caught by this dude.
aug 23, 2025, 10:03 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m experiencing second hand embarrassment.
aug 24, 2025, 8:32 am • 1 0 • view
Climbing through windows and dragging bodies is definitely appropriate training for ICE!
aug 23, 2025, 8:24 pm • 6 0 • view
We are witnessing peak!!!
aug 24, 2025, 10:29 pm • 2 1 • view
aug 24, 2025, 1:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh good, the new episode of "Ow, My Balls" dropped.
aug 23, 2025, 7:50 pm • 4 0 • view
It would have been better with a celebrity guest, though.
aug 23, 2025, 8:06 pm • 1 0 • view
"Ow, my balls dropped" is a phrase Dean Cain has never uttered
aug 23, 2025, 9:46 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 23, 2025, 10:29 pm • 2 0 • view
Hahahaha. His slow hand-on-knee effort to stand up says it all. #DeanCaine get a desk job
aug 23, 2025, 8:16 pm • 1 0 • view
I’ve seen kids at playgrounds move faster and with better mobility than that. 😂
aug 24, 2025, 10:56 am • 0 0 • view
These replies are brutal!😂
aug 24, 2025, 1:49 pm • 2 1 • view
""Honorary" ICE agent".
aug 23, 2025, 7:59 pm • 2 0 • view
That padding in the bottom of the concrete drainage tile is a nice touch that an ICE agent will likely never encounter in the real world.
aug 23, 2025, 7:52 pm • 3 0 • view
My Malinois can run circles around you, Bub.
aug 24, 2025, 8:14 pm • 1 0 • view
And is way smarter and better looking too.
aug 25, 2025, 12:59 am • 1 0 • view
But of course!
aug 25, 2025, 1:04 am • 1 0 • view
“Runs” is carrying an awful heavy load here😂
aug 25, 2025, 1:47 am • 1 0 • view
...wow...Paul Blart is killing it...
aug 23, 2025, 7:58 pm • 9 0 • view
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Give Dean a break….he’s doing great for a 75 year old.
aug 23, 2025, 7:51 pm • 0 0 • view
"Runs" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that statement.
aug 24, 2025, 10:41 pm • 2 0 • view
I'm surprised that the ICEholes get any training at all.
aug 25, 2025, 1:48 am • 0 0 • view
“Honorary ICE agent”???
aug 23, 2025, 8:05 pm • 3 0 • view
I laughed when she said "Training to be an honorary ICE agent ..."
aug 23, 2025, 8:19 pm • 3 0 • view
😁😂 Gotta laugh between the anger and tears.
aug 24, 2025, 12:01 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 24, 2025, 10:49 pm • 0 0 • view
But he aced the hopscotch and and basket weaving sections of the course.
aug 24, 2025, 5:10 am • 0 0 • view
Future Gravy Seals member
aug 23, 2025, 8:02 pm • 12 0 • view
They prefer Pete's Pudgy Pussies
aug 23, 2025, 8:03 pm • 7 1 • view
🤣🤣🤣
aug 24, 2025, 2:55 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 23, 2025, 8:05 pm • 1 0 • view
I’ve had both knees replaced in the last couple of years and would CRUSH him. SAD!
aug 23, 2025, 7:50 pm • 0 0 • view
I stole this so apologies to OP, but Supper Man
aug 23, 2025, 9:44 pm • 0 0 • view
These are the “good cuts”
aug 24, 2025, 3:56 pm • 0 0 • view
If someone is filming you, and this is the best you can do, then someone needs to fire his ass. I seriously can't tell if he is that out of shape or just doesn't care.
aug 23, 2025, 7:54 pm • 3 0 • view
Beyond laughable
aug 24, 2025, 5:40 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 24, 2025, 5:26 pm • 4 0 • view
Probably had to catch his breath between each cut in the clip.
aug 23, 2025, 8:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Nope. Washed up fat ass, bigoted, racist, Trump loving has been. I hope he enjoys his shift at subway with Scott Baio. Not so super.
aug 23, 2025, 7:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Honorary? That word should never be linked with Dean Cain or ICE. He acted like he was really joining the force. Why are these people so fraudulent all the time? What a joke.
aug 23, 2025, 7:51 pm • 4 0 • view
aug 24, 2025, 7:52 am • 0 0 • view
Someone bring that man a donut and coffee!
aug 24, 2025, 1:04 pm • 1 0 • view
The Man of Butter
aug 23, 2025, 8:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Runs??
aug 24, 2025, 9:43 pm • 1 0 • view
With what they've got to work with, the word 'runs' now actually means 'staggers'.
aug 23, 2025, 7:46 pm • 16 0 • view
Dean Cain shows that he is NOT in good shape for performance this kind of training at all !!! Fat and so slow of his movements!!! #FuckICE #FuckDeanCain
aug 23, 2025, 7:46 pm • 11 1 • view
My thoughts exactly... I'm 64 and could do better! No, not an exaggeration!!
aug 23, 2025, 7:58 pm • 5 0 • view
I've seen toddlers move faster than this guy 🤦♀️
aug 23, 2025, 8:36 pm • 1 0 • view
Slower than Christmas to a 5 year old! 🤣
aug 23, 2025, 8:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Reminds me of a Taliban training video. ICE is a terrorist organization, so it makes sense. $0.02
aug 24, 2025, 6:49 pm • 0 0 • view
🤡😉
aug 25, 2025, 1:03 am • 0 0 • view
No longer interested in truth, justice, and the American way.
aug 24, 2025, 5:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Recess at an elementary school playground.
aug 23, 2025, 8:04 pm • 0 0 • view
🥴
aug 24, 2025, 8:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Looks like he’s a former man of steel for a reason. Man of lard these days 😅
aug 23, 2025, 10:05 pm • 0 0 • view
He also cheated on one of the obstacles-going through the railings instead of over them. Fat stupid white old man.
aug 24, 2025, 11:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Also working pretty hard to hold in that gut while being filmed.
aug 23, 2025, 9:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Lol....I love that THEY thought this was going to be a GOOD idea. 😂
aug 23, 2025, 7:47 pm • 4 1 • view
They can't even edit a tape properly. Would love to see the raw footage.
aug 24, 2025, 11:46 pm • 0 0 • view
Fucking Doughnut
aug 24, 2025, 5:11 am • 0 0 • view
Another fatty that’s easy to outrun.
aug 23, 2025, 7:59 pm • 1 0 • view
That obstacle course looks about as difficult as the ones I use to set up for my preschool gymnastic classes. I wonder if they are required to do a forward roll to a standing position or walk on a balance beam six inches off the floor.
aug 23, 2025, 11:03 pm • 0 0 • view
😬
aug 24, 2025, 9:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Definitely not.
aug 24, 2025, 6:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Another psycho.
aug 23, 2025, 7:58 pm • 0 0 • view
My dead grandma could do it faster than that!
aug 23, 2025, 7:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Aren't recruits supposed to run?
aug 24, 2025, 12:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Is that the training center where they were *executing* protesters 🪧??? Stop Cop City, right?
aug 24, 2025, 11:50 am • 0 0 • view
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🤮🤮🤮💩💩💩🙁🙁🙁. Slime all
aug 23, 2025, 8:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Wow! What a great job by that big boy!!! Yayyyyy! He deserves an award for that difficult and tactical display!!!...is what I imagine they must be saying over there on FOX "news." We are cooked.
aug 25, 2025, 1:45 am • 0 0 • view
Dean Cain probably thought he’d be doing some light celebrity PR on the talk show circuit, not actual work.
aug 24, 2025, 11:47 am • 0 0 • view
They are not sending their best.
aug 24, 2025, 10:37 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 24, 2025, 3:07 am • 0 0 • view
Man of Flubber,
aug 24, 2025, 10:11 pm • 2 1 • view
“Here I comes to save the day”. 😂
aug 23, 2025, 7:53 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 23, 2025, 7:45 pm • 24 3 • view
OMG — he's pathetic.
aug 23, 2025, 8:11 pm • 0 0 • view
WTF? My hubs is older and regularly does so much better than that. He has a desk job. All his exercise is on weekends.
aug 23, 2025, 8:25 pm • 1 0 • view
I bet that pad inside the concrete tunnel was put there just for him. He didn't want to shred his manicure.
aug 23, 2025, 7:49 pm • 6 1 • view
"Runs"? 😂 😂 😂 I can go faster than that, and I'm way older with a bum ankle!
aug 24, 2025, 9:27 pm • 3 0 • view
It's not important. The only real requirement is to be an enormous douchebag. He's got this.
aug 23, 2025, 9:20 pm • 5 0 • view
I’m 66 and have one hip and two knee replacements. I think I could outrun Dean Cain.
aug 23, 2025, 11:39 pm • 2 0 • view
He’s working hard out there.
aug 24, 2025, 1:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Is this in slow motion? 👀
aug 23, 2025, 7:46 pm • 13 1 • view
“Runs”
aug 23, 2025, 8:20 pm • 0 0 • view
lemme see how he fights a 57 year old street vendor
aug 23, 2025, 8:30 pm • 1 0 • view
I’m guessing he was in bed the next two days, too sore to get up from all that X-ercise.
aug 24, 2025, 2:50 pm • 0 0 • view
"OK, who smeared kryptonite gel all over the obstacles? Real cute, guys" -- Dean Cain probably
aug 23, 2025, 9:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Why did they say "training to be an honorary ICE agent"? Honorary? He's not actually becoming an ICE agent? It's all just a PR stunt? JFC
aug 23, 2025, 9:48 pm • 0 0 • view
I wondered that same thing, so after completing the course he gets a gold star sticker badge and maybe a juice box?
aug 23, 2025, 11:07 pm • 1 0 • view
"runs through" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that original post...
aug 23, 2025, 9:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Crawling through storm drains to chase down anyone who dares immigrate
aug 23, 2025, 8:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Stupor Man.
aug 25, 2025, 4:16 am • 2 0 • view
Dean "Speedy" Cain.
aug 23, 2025, 9:14 pm • 0 0 • view
He probably thinks this looks like the Keanu Reeves footage when he was training for John Wick. Definitely does not. So sad!
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