So manhood and warrior is rape, pedophilia, draft dodging, and adultery. 🙄

Yep. That’s what they’re selling and maga are buying it like crazy.

Falling asleep at the Pope’s funeral. Was that on the Lord’s Daily Planner as well??

Surely he doesn't mean the pedophile with bone spurs who is currently rotting from the inside out?

These fake Christians are literally fucking insane.

Manhood!!! 🙄

Trump doesn't develop buildings. Other people built them. Many of which were never built and resulted in bankruptcies. He hires out and than he doesnt pay. Bible warned us of the anti christ.

THIS always been a con man, always

I used to think Newt Gingrich was the anti-Christ. Who knew he was just the warm-up act?

Hang the child pedo and women rapist on a cross and see if they are telling the truth. If he doesnt resurrect. He was lying

Man hood is being a corrupted, soulless, rapist of children and women. Who embodies gluttony, greed, envy and revenge. God may have to flood us all because of Maga. Wtaf

JFC

I couldn't keep a straight face. Would burst out laughing my ass off. 🙈🤣

What in the actual fuck?

He so deceived its just sad. Someday. ..years from now....his eyes will be opened.

Sounds like some idolatry if I ever heard it.

Clearly he doesn’t have the mushroom identification app

He’s not a Christian!

Omg!

Yep, he'd do oral on him.

Said unironically. 🙄

this is who white Christian conservatives......they represent everything that is wrong in the world today

Every time a MAGA preacher speaks another atheist gets their wings...

Perfect just fucking perfect Now I have to follow you

These MAGA christofascists make me sick.

They preached for decades about how evil the Antichrist was and when he showed up with an orange spray tan and a combover they fell over themselves to bow down and worship him.

I was hoping it was hyperbole. OMG.

It took a lot of raw warrior courage to dodge the draft all those times. Lesser mortals weakly let themselves be sent to fight a war. And God said, “Lo, behold those suckers and losers”. No, sorry, that was Trump.

Wtaf??????

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Bring on the shovel

Violence and oppression >>> gospel of Jesus Christ. Got it.

God help us.

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God is not mocked. He'll face the consequences of that bs in this life or the next.😡

Hahahhahhah!!

Bible-bashing patriarchal bullshit from a Christofascist that is meaningless, but it seems to find the stupid gene in intellectually challenged MAGA cultists. Dumb as shit

Very eloquently put, and I agree wholeheartedly.

Because they all share the same desiccated brain cell.

“Manhood”? The guy who is pathologically incapable of taking responsibility for anything he does, who picks on women, people w/ disabilities, etc, & who lies endlessly? Last time I checked, that’s the personality of a giant bitch baby, not a real man

...and that quote goes back quite a few years. I remember the atom bomb cloud ads.

Eh, kind of, religions only exist because of practitioners. Religion on paper is dead. If a large number of people identifying as Christian are doing it wrong, they're still Christian & representing the Christian faith. An ugly, hypocritical version.

Thank god I don’t believe in god.

Those sound like the words of Robert Arnold. Who did write them?

To some, the lord is elon musk, mark zukerman, jeff bezos, and any of the group at the link below or about a thousand overall, who are more or less like them. Money is their lord and that's all they worship. www.forbes.com/forbes-400/

Check the threadcount on that MFs sheets, you’ll wonder why they’re not brown.

Such a biblical point of view. 🙄

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SO manly!!!!

It’s just sickening, grifters abound

‘And the Lord said: Not like this one, you stupid shots!’

“Watch you spit in a man's face and call it "God" But when it's really on your dogma, it's Silent Bob” open.spotify.com/track/0xg25m...

The Lord must have a really sick sense of humour.

These people are insane.

Whaaat???

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Sarcasm?

How did he say that with a straight face?

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This combined with Empathy Is A Sin is the new version of Christianity that is soooo gross. Time to toss some tables.

Oh my GOD!!!!

Rapture can’t come soon enough.

Unfortunately those it would capture as true xians would be miniscule.

I want all the people who believe in the rapture or who try to force others to believe in the rapture to be raptured. The rapture as a concept is part of a fundamentally antisocial and destructive fantasy used to instill fear and loathing.

The true Christians who understand how to live a good and meaningful life are usually pro-social and can contribute to the greater good in a plural and free society. There are many out there despite all of the selfish ones we know of.

Jfc

Sick.

Another one deserving of a god's "smite" @thegodpodcast.com @skeetofgod.bsky.social

"self acknowledged SINNERS" who believe in "After Life Insurance" are HYPOCRITES? You don't say.

It’s Jim Jones part deux! And I’m ready for alll these fucking fake ass Christians to drink the fucking kool aid! Go with God and be blessed. Weird fucks!

Today would be a good day to start taxing churches

They scream about us paying our tithes even though it is a command by God... However, God also said render to Caesars that which is Caesars... Which means pay yo taxes!!

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I guess third times a charm. That’s what we’re all worried about.

And was the Lord just looking the other way on Epstein Island and Miss Teen USA?!

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The best reason to be an atheist.

a FAILED real estate developer.

Excuse me while I visit the bathroom after hearing that blather.

I would venture it’s more because each wife got fed up with such a small dick.

Pretty sure that wasn’t Gods work!

the jokes really write themselves.

Switch to paganism. Nature first.

F$cking idiot.

Let me guess: The exact opposite of this guy⁉️⁉️⁉️🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Lol, otange adolf isnt the work of God, hes a self made arsehole of the highest order.

He's doing a better job disproving that God exists, than he is proving that God chose Trump

So they really do appreciate a bully. The fear of "weakness" must be part of the american pysche. To choose a mean, cruel, dumb someone to "lead" them, just because he "seems" tough. Meanwhile, they're being robbed by the bully. The need for feeling "in power" led them into the trap of a pretender.

Hey preacher....using the Lord to *raise up* a pedophile, cheat, crook, and a liar is doing the work of the devil. FO.

Matthew 7:15-20 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Ye shall know them by their fruits.

Well, trump is orange and orange is a fruit.

Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law. a person's enemies will be those of his own household

Wow! Um, what about wives?

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Is this a spoof??

WTaF?

I’d like to see him show his ‘manhood and warrior courage’ by caring for those less fortunate than him.

The Lord did what now?

Sickening! Disgusting! What a load of BS!

You are full of shit!

Even God is sitting around using his son's name in vain. 🫩 #ItHasHappenedHere

Best reply !!

How fking funny. 3x married is something to strive for????

The preacher is gay...

Thrice married? Thrice whored?!

Three marriages - thrice the sanctity of marriage!

Can’t believe this even needs to be said: This man is a charlatan. He’s not preaching the Bible. He’s preaching sacrilegious blasphemy. He’s a heretic.

is he being sarcastic?

Doesn’t say much for manhood.

Doesn't say much for that church and it's members.

They are all nuts. Pure and simple, out of their minds. There is no such excuse for those who believe their nonsense.

If you can justify LITERALLY ANYTHING by prefacing it with: God told me, the Lord said, Jesus spoke to me - it seems that you are telling people your religion is fake. No God, in any place, in any time has ever sent trump to destroy lives, commit crimes, harm young people and incessantly LIE

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwhhhhhhh!!!!!! Disgusting!

But it’s not a cult, right? 🤣

The Lord is also the managing editor of The Onion?

Shows what a vomitous shit he is then doesn’t it

Any Preacher praising Trump has some BIG skeletons he doesn't want found on a hard drive somewhere!

how many times did he have to practice that in front of a mirror before he could say it with a straight face

Sounds like he's preaching from his trump Bible. Sure not from the one I read.

"Thrice-married" = multiple adulterer.

Twice divorced ... btw Jesus all about the permanence of marriage and only accepted divorce in cases of sexual immorality (porneia - adultery, prostitution, incest) or when an unbelieving spouse abandons the marriage (primarily male choice as women didn't get much free will).

Yeah fat and sweaty

Fat, sweaty, wearing a shit filled diaper, and throwing ketchup. True manhood looks a lot like a obese toddler to the GOP. No wonder they love Trump... he acts their mental age.

the Anti-Christ was not raised up by God.. he was elected by scared and insecure weak people seeking validation

I have been an Ordained Minister for nearly 5 decades.. hear me: this man is NOT A CHRISTIAN..

I'm not as well trained as you, but remember when they called him a baby Christian? And what is wrong with Frank Graham?!?

Donald trump fits the description of the Anti-Christ Trump has no regard for kindness or compassion, he enjoys abusing others for no other reason to than being noticed.. endorsement by Graham demonstrates that he does not embrace the teachings of Jesus

Sadly there is "No true Scotsman fallacy" floating around in places.

Thank you for speaking the truth.

Seems like this type of “Christian” has gained the upper hand. Theirs is the predominant “Christian” message these days— one of White Nationalist Christofascism. 🤷🏻‍♂️🚩

Trump Christian. The one that trample on good values.

!!!!!!!!! Thank You. I’m offended. It makes all the lessons of false idols/ false Gods kinda apropos. It’s a test and we’re failing.

It seems to be that there is a LONG history of powerful religious figures who use Jesus to control the masses. This is no different that what the Roman Catholics have been doing all along. It's exactly what Christianity has become. I've gone to Buddhism myself. Way more in line with Jesus.

I too enjoy Buddhism, the path to enlightenment.. something that I wandered into at 17.

MAGA preacher, Not really! Evil 👿in the WH playing president is being made a spectacle to embrace the immense suffering and pain he will endure as he becomes old-old as his skin rots before our very eyes!

More like what bone spurs and small mushrooms look like

Seems to have left at least 8 of 10 Commandments-breaking POS out of his description. Maybe I didn't catch the entire speech.

I what the Lord didn’t do!

IF THATS WHAT YOU CALL IT THEN MF IM ABOUT TO TURN GAY AT 72

Seriously?

Absolutely NOTHING Christ-Like about #Trumpism or MAGA Child molesting, child rape, child sex trafficking, is NEVER okay!! #PedoPresident #Felon47 is a creepy, vile, disgusting thing! The whole perverted bunch of them belong in jail! #ProtectTheChildren #ProtectTheVictims NOT the predators!!!

And it is written that a man shall go before the world and talk such shit that his ass shall envy his mouth.

Ok Jim jones!

Unbelievable! This is not Christianity as I know it! This is offensive to what I believe.

...tell me about it... 🤬

Jesus said that the "greatest commandment" is to love God with all your heart, soul, and mind, and to "love your neighbor as yourself". and then he added so quietly it didn’t make it in the Bible “and be an adulterous man with no morals, but also be a brave warrior, and always punch down.” Amen.

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What frigging bullshit. This is madness and the bad part is frigging maga believes he is sent by God. The devil is laughing all the way to the bank.

This is from The Onion, right?

I'd be careful throwing the Lord's name around like that.

Isn't there something in the bible about worshiping false idols? Msy a commandment?

So he’s advocating for polygamy…?

Manhood is making digital pictures of your own obese ass with a fake 6 pack and fake muscles in various laughable poses and selling them? Raping a woman in a NY changing room is manhood? Whining about tough questions during interviews is manhood? Fanboying over a mass murdering dictator is manhood?

Christ is rolling over in his grave...oh wait.

Satan is coming for him

Please Bluesky install a laugh button!

thrice married bag of 💩

Warrior courage is flabbier than I expected.

Sounds like yet another political organization living fat & tax free as a "church."

Democrats need to start having more "churches"

One could hope. But, Democratic-leaning churches tend to be more immersed in a spiritual & ethical ministry than the ministry of manna and follow Jesus' example of leaving to Caesar that which is Caesar's rather than building temples to temporal power.

I meant if they are using churches to cheat, you should cheat yourself Don't follow rules if they don't follow it

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Oh wow! There are some illiterate "Christian" preachers in the USA! I can only imagine God with his head in his hands wondering why on earth he gave mankind free will, when Trump and this imbecile are the consequence.

I mean, as long at was thrice and not 3, we're good. Right?!

This certainly isn't the Christianity I was raised with!

Batshit crazy

OMG seriously! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Crock-o-horse shit!

They're doomed if that's what manhood looks like.

Where's the Merry Pranksters when you need them?

God likes a lot of fuckery, I guess.

Snort

Pardon me. Just threw up in my mouth.

Praise the Lord, and all the adulterous real estate agents hellbent on destroying America.

Who is this guy??? What a con!!!

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they're utterly reality challenged, to put it nicely.

This preacher is really in denial about what god expects from us! It’s not to disobey him that’s for sure!

He's a CHARLATAN and a heretic.

Yes he is

And lo an orange face visage appeared in our midst with bone spurs and a rotting carcass of a body and we thought yes here is a true warrior for the greedy racist misogynist pedophile patriarchy

UnFuckingReal!

The problem is I can no longer tell what is real and what is parody. If he is serious and not making a joke...I think I'm from a different planet.

Well that’s true, a bunch of perverts and hypocrites.

Toxic theology of the American Taliban.

People like that make it so easy not to fall for any of that religious bullshit

No Christ in his Christianity.

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Oh fricken please

god had nothing to do with Trump's election. It was Fox News lies, Elon Musk's money and probably election rigging and the Koch Machine network.

I think that God was punishing us.

If God had anything to do with Trump it was to test Christians, and many FAILED!

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Staggering.

"A systemic digital occupation"! What a description of this covert operation! These companies need to be distanced from future elections. We need a digital forensic investigation that results in protection of our voting systems.

Ok, GREAT. There it is. Now, let's sit back and relax while nothing is done about it.

That’s a head scratcher. If they can do that, why are they bringing voter suppression lawsuits and redrawing maps and occupying cities? Why would they do all that if they can just rewire the results? Thanks for the input though.

My thoughts. Why would they be concerned about gerrymandering? Unless Musk refuses to lend a hand this time.🤔

Good point. Thank you.

Because every state is different and you could pull this off maybe once or twice without people catching on… they want to maintain long term power despite the fact that people are waking up to how corrupt they are and how badly their “policies” of hate and bigotry fail.

Agree. The one thing that could still happen to expose this is a hand recount of all the paper ballots (assuming they still exist).

Yup, this. Thank you for sharing.

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PLEASE, I just ate!

As a Canadian, I have no idea how regular Americans aren't yet in pitched gun battles with these christofascist fuckheads.

Gross.

End times- false prophets and they’re eating it up. This is just sickening. If my pastor ever preached this I’d get up and walk out- after telling him he better go back and read his bible

The draft dodger that usurped the military to kill your country. #thankarepublican

That fat orange dude in bad makeup?

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Seriously gross

What an amazing specimen of the human body.

He could have won the role of Vladimir Harkonnen in the Dune movies.

I hope he doesn’t play hard to get! Throw in the towel Trump, you’re finished

We can only hope it comes sooner rather than later.

Anxiuosly waiting on that last gasp.. hoping it will be televised!

All I want to hear is that it happened. I’m never watching sphincter mouth again. Dead or alive.

Trump you know what to do, just do it.

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Please, someone, anyone, PUT HIM OUT OF OUR MISERY.

Get that man more hamberders and fries 🍟

Send him this...

Is he getting “the lord” mixed up with disproportionately funded right wing media?

He left out adulterous, blasphemous, and pussy grabbing

American Christian Males in the audience are wondering why they are hiding their adultery when they have a pass to also be a thrice married scumbag and felon. American Christian wives….run.

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satan has never been happier than living in this country

Joke?

And verily the Lord caused him to wear the number 45 upon his head, for the numerology of the ancients show that 4+5=9 and whereas 6+6+6=18 and 1+8=9 the mark of the beast is thereby revealed.

Manhood and courage? And he's not joking?

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Each time they say "manhood", I hear "cruelty".

Weird

Actually just downloaded the picture and ordered a poster version from Walgreens. Be ready in about an hour. Ain't technology great?

😂🤣😂 Awesome, happy I could help! 👍✌️👋😊

It turned out very well.

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I want a poster sized version of this.

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I now own a 10X13 cardboard poster of WTF Jesus. You should have seen the look on the girl's face at Walgreens. I live in the buckle of the bible belt lol.

🤣😂🤣 You're awesome! I can imagine the look was similar to the poster!😂🤣😂👊👋✌️

Mirrored it!

😂🤣 Awesome, we could've used that picture for a meme too! Have a fantastic night! Followed you back too! 😊👊👋✌️

thanks

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Right? 🤦🏻‍♀️

Gotta be on some serious drugs to believe that moron!😖👋✌️🇨🇦🇺🇸👊

Hard to believe a preacher can say that. Kind of goes against the teachings.

Most definitely! Seems like a lot of people follow the teachings of a senile delusional pedophile! Unbelievable!😖🤬

EXACTLY.

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Cheezus! 🤣

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Oh Father high in heaven Smile down upon your son Who's busy with his money games His women and his gun Lord Jesus save me If Jesus saves Well, He'd better save Himself From the gory glory seekers Who use His name in death Woh, Jesus save me Hymn 43 - St Jethro

He forgot to include felon and adjudicated rapist

What I heard; And the Lord raised up a Pedophile...

An adulterous pedophile!

Who follows this crack pot !

So warrior courage is raping little girls?

The Gospel according to MAGA

You will see the Gates... Of HELL!!

And what makes a three time married loser a warrior with courage. Sounds like a deadbeat to me.

Thrice married, raped & murdered his wives..raped children & my bet is , murdered a few of them too! The ocean surrounding Epstein island is vast!!

You mean, Captain bone spurs doesn’t exude the warrior spirit.

No, Mr. Orange elite is just a crusty, disgusting, snivelling, little child who thinks his friends are enemies and enemies are friends. I served and there is no way I would welcome the likes of Putin or any other dictator into my office. He hasn't got the balls to serve.

I served, Trump ran. Trump is a coward, not a warrior.

The "Stephen Miller of Franklin Grahams"... Holy Rollers frolicking in their own💩; confusing Weapons of Mass Destruction [WMD]💣... with Weapons of ASS Destruction [WAD]🍖. And Beastmaster, with Ass Master🐡. JFC. Somebody resurrect Heaven's Gate extraterrestrials👽👽, and deport GOP to Rapture...ASAP🌩️.