2 Gud because it's 2 Tru, bro! Seriously, Dave, such a good message for your primary audience, poets, to hear.

I just really love you guys

Well good, Because I love you too man!

This is way too emotional for us British... I might have to invade a country now and steal their antiquities

Try America... one of their antiques is sat In the oval office, and no one would be upset if you removed him....

You could invade the US and steal the old f*ck in the "white house" (ROTFL) Sorry.. I normally don't get political on my timeline. :)

🤣🤣 great minds

I'm doing that Tuesday... I got some time free yhat day

You might miss your chance... I've heard rumours he's having a heart attack this weekend... (Weird thing for there to be rumours of... but I've heard them...)

He is reportedly not available till Tuesday... my money is dead on Monday!

I don't believe anything about such things until I see proof. Too much BS out there.

I mean, the rumours are pretty ridiculous in and of themselves... it's not easy to predict a heart attack.

Until I can kick a body.. I don't trust anything.... which I don't see as a bad thing... but apparently, you get found in a morgue, and people lose their shit when you are trying to believe in things by corpse kicking. Political Correctness gone mad!

Does it matter whose corpse it is? Or just any old corpse?

There's also this option!

🤣🤣🤣 I need me some of this!

You guys are hilarious! But stealing America's orange man, dead or alive, will only fuel the conspirator theorists. Come invade here! My in-laws are downsizing and they have literally TONNES of antiquities. You can pillage yourself to whatever level of toughness you want!

That sounds like a fair enough compromise to me...