Alternative Eurovision song contest called Dolorvision for sad songs & musical downers only, competing to become the theme song for murder shows with desaturated colors where the detectives are too sad for a bed.
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You know what put it straight in my veins
aug 30, 2025, 10:09 pm • 1 0 • view
Are covers allowed? Because a minor-key echo-heavy piano version of Dancing Queen with a breathy female vocal could probably at least make the finals
aug 30, 2025, 9:36 pm • 9 0 • view
I despise that song for reasons no fault of ABBA, but I think a sad breathy version would flip some assassin switch in my brain and I'd go on a feral murder spree, 10/10 would absolutely dominate the radio as the most loathed radio hit of the year
aug 30, 2025, 9:40 pm • 10 0 • view
Oh it’d be absolutely vile, like the aural equivalent of a wife getting fridged in the first ten minutes of the movie
aug 30, 2025, 9:41 pm • 6 0 • view
I would 100% watch this and buy the songs.
aug 31, 2025, 5:50 pm • 1 0 • view
I'd like to see Emovision which is exactly what you think it would be.
aug 30, 2025, 10:37 pm • 3 0 • view
Sugar we're going down swingin' 🎶
aug 31, 2025, 6:37 pm • 1 0 • view
I’m gonna keep on dancin’ at the Gray Donkey Club🎶
aug 30, 2025, 11:11 pm • 3 0 • view
Hell yea. Put some Radiohead on it. And Disintegration
aug 31, 2025, 6:37 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh, have I got a song for you (hopefully it's not geoblocked). youtu.be/vGtPNQ6g6Ng?...
aug 30, 2025, 9:51 pm • 3 0 • view