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presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.help

went to the record store to do some trades but they don’t take babies

jun 19, 2025, 6:45 pm • 216 52

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party

but a baby is worth at least three records!

jun 19, 2025, 7:15 pm • 8 1 • view
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presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.help

they can even be used! i am reasonable!

jun 19, 2025, 7:18 pm • 3 0 • view
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Amphibious Cat @amphibiouscat.bsky.social

youtu.be/lHnYntZzaiQ?...

jun 20, 2025, 2:25 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alex @theunorthodox.bsky.social

Probably have too many already

jun 19, 2025, 10:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.help

oh that makes sense

jun 19, 2025, 10:05 pm • 2 0 • view
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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social

scribble on the rugrats leg with a sharpie & say some famous musician signed it

jun 20, 2025, 1:02 am • 1 0 • view
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presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.help

smart!

jun 20, 2025, 1:27 am • 1 0 • view
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Smutt @smatterdoodle.bsky.social

Did you try telling the baby was locally made, organic, and free range

jun 20, 2025, 1:00 am • 1 0 • view
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Wendell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @wendellborton.bsky.social

Take your older kids to pizza express, Woking

jun 20, 2025, 1:18 am • 1 0 • view
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Stede Tamer @stankgud.bsky.social

*Dejectedly puts my imagine dragons collection back in my tote*

jun 19, 2025, 8:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mitzi Tuvey (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social

It helps if you pout, stamp your lil foot and say WAAAAH!!!

jun 19, 2025, 7:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.help

i DID !! 👉🏻😭👉🏻

jun 19, 2025, 7:09 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mitzi Tuvey (trouble/tribble) @ufomitzidino.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

jun 19, 2025, 7:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social

They will only take them In Utero?

jun 19, 2025, 7:05 pm • 6 0 • view
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presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.help

👉🏻🤣👉🏻

jun 19, 2025, 7:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social

jeff.

jun 19, 2025, 6:53 pm • 3 0 • view
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karyl @paintedsky.ca

you gotta go to the used car lot jeff

jun 19, 2025, 7:29 pm • 2 0 • view
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presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.help

well i’m already back home

jun 19, 2025, 10:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.help

tricky ! 🙋🏻‍♂️

jun 19, 2025, 6:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social

🥺

jun 19, 2025, 6:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.help

👉🏻🤪👉🏻

jun 19, 2025, 7:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sick of it ALL🧚‍♀️ @masterful-debaiter.bsky.social

What if you set the baby down and exchange it for the Nevermind album? It's a baby for a baby, fair's fair.

jun 20, 2025, 6:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social

try Chuck E. Cheese

jun 19, 2025, 6:54 pm • 12 0 • view
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social

or the dog park!

jun 19, 2025, 6:55 pm • 5 0 • view
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𝚁𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝙼𝚌𝙱𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎 @forcemanure.bsky.social

I think you are legally allowed to leave them in the ball pit.

jun 20, 2025, 12:42 am • 1 0 • view
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presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.help

for tokens or tickets ?!

jun 19, 2025, 6:55 pm • 4 0 • view
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social

you’ll have to see

jun 19, 2025, 6:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.help

well i hope it’s tokens so i can feel like i earned my tickets

jun 19, 2025, 7:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emmy Green @emmyreadsandwrites.bsky.social

#unfair

jun 20, 2025, 1:49 am • 1 0 • view
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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social

😂 you’re supposed to change the baby BEFORE you trade

jun 20, 2025, 12:12 am • 2 0 • view
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presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.help

OH NOW YOU TELL ME

jun 20, 2025, 12:40 am • 2 0 • view
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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social

🙌🏽

jun 20, 2025, 12:44 am • 2 0 • view
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Baron Von J @baronvonj.bsky.social

Not even for Kidz Bop?

jun 19, 2025, 9:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dr. Michael Mario Albrecht @drmario.bsky.social

You need Billion Dollar Babies.

jun 20, 2025, 1:03 am • 2 0 • view
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Leo Hayden @leohayden.bsky.social

They took mine. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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jun 19, 2025, 8:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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tacos el chismoso 𓅣 @lexaproletarian.bsky.social

“Listen dude this baby is worth at least two of those first run Coltranes.”

jun 19, 2025, 7:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Anthony Bickham @wfgogot.bsky.social

Life tough all over.

jun 19, 2025, 6:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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fredgarvinstruss.bsky.social @fredgarvinstruss.bsky.social

They might for an Englebert Humperdinck vinyl

jun 19, 2025, 8:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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boldlump.bsky.social @boldlump.bsky.social

Tell me how your baby is in poor condition, without saying you have a poor condition baby.

jun 19, 2025, 10:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerjameshill.com

They do if you know the secret password

jun 19, 2025, 7:04 pm • 2 0 • view
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presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.help

damn it now you tell me !

jun 19, 2025, 7:05 pm • 2 0 • view
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerjameshill.com

It used to be "Pizzagate" but they probably changed it

jun 19, 2025, 7:07 pm • 3 0 • view
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presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.help

double damn it now i want pizza!

jun 19, 2025, 7:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mennonite Mom (she/her) ❤️‍🩹🥄💙🌊💙 @mennonitemom.bsky.social

When my son, now 28, was still in a baby carrier I carried him into the post office w me, and I tucked my small package in beside him. So when I got to the counter I set the baby carrier on the counter and said, "I have a package to mail." (1/2)

jun 20, 2025, 2:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mennonite Mom (she/her) ❤️‍🩹🥄💙🌊💙 @mennonitemom.bsky.social

The man behind the counter backed away from me, muttering "noooo.....", his eyes huge. I laughed and pulled out the little package and set it down. He was embarrassed and told me, I thought you..." I just shook my head... (end)

jun 20, 2025, 2:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.help

🤣😂🤣

jun 20, 2025, 3:44 pm • 1 0 • view