add a scoop of baby formula to your coffee for a formulatte
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add some breast milk to your coffee for a mad wife
sep 1, 2025, 12:21 pm • 19 0 • view
that milk for baby!
sep 1, 2025, 12:22 pm • 21 1 • view
plums in the icebox but for milk for baby
sep 1, 2025, 12:23 pm • 2 0 • view
that milk for baby!
sep 1, 2025, 12:23 pm • 20 0 • view
hmmm sounds like a baby wrote this
sep 1, 2025, 12:34 pm • 7 0 • view
baby only!
sep 1, 2025, 12:23 pm • 15 0 • view
pfrt that baby can't stop me I'm huge
sep 1, 2025, 12:24 pm • 5 0 • view
no but a hormonal wife can
sep 1, 2025, 12:24 pm • 6 0 • view
oh dear oh cuss
sep 1, 2025, 12:25 pm • 5 0 • view
I didn't count right
sep 1, 2025, 12:26 pm • 4 0 • view
If you have a nice wife, she'll squirt a lil directly into the coffee and then it is not for baby cause there's coffee in it.
sep 1, 2025, 12:24 pm • 18 0 • view
squirty wife, squirty life
sep 1, 2025, 12:27 pm • 54 5 • view
sep 1, 2025, 12:29 pm • 14 0 • view
The best part of this is the champion label tbh.
sep 1, 2025, 2:21 pm • 9 0 • view
get it tattooed
sep 1, 2025, 1:27 pm • 11 0 • view
works great as a brand, too
sep 1, 2025, 1:39 pm • 8 0 • view
*suspicious milk mustache*
sep 1, 2025, 12:22 pm • 6 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 2:05 pm • 1 0 • view
(5 minutes later) Barista: “I Give Up” your latte’s ready
sep 1, 2025, 4:17 pm • 6 0 • view
👉🏻🤣👉🏻
sep 1, 2025, 4:22 pm • 5 0 • view
I make these for The Baby in the afternoon. Formula, whole milk, Ovaltine, coffee.
sep 1, 2025, 6:54 pm • 1 0 • view
is it good?
sep 1, 2025, 1:43 pm • 3 0 • view
i was too scared to try actually. that shit is too expensive to waste
sep 1, 2025, 2:48 pm • 4 0 • view
that’s so true. I’m realizing now that I also never tried it when we had an infant. missed opportunity
sep 1, 2025, 3:09 pm • 1 0 • view
i could try it when we’re done with formula!
sep 1, 2025, 3:14 pm • 1 0 • view
if you do, please report back. we could start the next bulletproof coffee fad
sep 1, 2025, 3:15 pm • 1 0 • view
hey siri set a reminder for however long it takes babies to get off formula
sep 1, 2025, 3:16 pm • 1 0 • view
putting the breast milk in the sodastream
sep 1, 2025, 3:02 pm • 8 1 • view
sep 1, 2025, 9:34 pm • 1 0 • view