If you’re lucky, you’ll maybe have 40-50 consecutive years where you don’t piss yourself in your sleep.
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If you’re really lucky you won’t start shitting yourself uncontrollably for some reason. Real grown ass man stuff
aug 25, 2025, 4:51 am • 5 1 • view
You don’t drink heavily I see
aug 25, 2025, 4:33 am • 1 0 • view
8 years sober unfortunately.
aug 25, 2025, 11:15 am • 1 0 • view
i've never had that problem, trying to not piss myself as soon as i get home is a different story
aug 25, 2025, 4:26 am • 1 0 • view
aug 25, 2025, 4:19 am • 3 0 • view
If you're both lucky and not a binge drinker.
aug 25, 2025, 4:33 am • 1 0 • view
Ok ok take it easy there pal that’s enough of that
aug 25, 2025, 8:37 am • 1 0 • view
I only managed thirty 😭
aug 25, 2025, 4:27 am • 3 0 • view
Yikes it’s been 38 years, I’m approaching the window 🛌🌊😭
aug 25, 2025, 5:30 am • 1 0 • view
The window for consistently never shitting yourself is narrower than we like to acknowledge
aug 25, 2025, 4:19 am • 15 1 • view
I sharted barely 12 hrs ago
aug 25, 2025, 5:29 am • 2 0 • view