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Genderflux Superfluid @rewhan.bsky.social

My mother used to be an airline dispatcher and while it's not beyond the pale for a plane to immediately turn around after take-off... ...but that's ( USUALLY ) either due to malfunction or emergency

sep 3, 2025, 12:17 am • 6 0

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Nona Suomi @nonasuomi.bsky.social

My stepdad was a private pilot, and if the owners of the jet weren't flying often enough sometimes he and his copilot had to do flights like this. There's apparently a certain minimum number of takeoffs and landings per quarter to maintain your qualification to fly a particular plane.

sep 3, 2025, 1:10 am • 1 0 • view
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zebesian.bsky.social @zebesian.bsky.social

Look, unless he explodes (or dies in some other equally incredible fashion) I couldn't care less what this dung beetle does.

sep 3, 2025, 12:20 am • 2 0 • view
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Turnsky🏳️‍⚧️ @turnsky.bsky.social

can he try and bring hydrogen filled zeppelins back? then i'd *really* care whether he stays on one.

sep 3, 2025, 12:22 am • 3 0 • view