im thinking lich thoughts now thanks

Liches think they're so smart because they're gonna live forever but what they don't realise is that now their soul is in an object people can cum all over.

maybe thats their way of absorbing life onto their phylactery😤

now I have "liches" and "cum tributes" lined up in my head which is something I'd never have expected to happen

not everyone is a fan of sacrificing thousands of lives and pouring their blood into a ritual bowl some people just need cum,,, buckets of it

Whatever they need to say to save face!

does a lich squirm upon being penetrated by their own phylactery is the question can they, even save face at all?

Your soul was already in a vessel you can cum all over.

this feels so philosophical for what it is

Aww, I am touched by this.

Y'know what? You've got me there. You're not wrong.

Do Defeated Liches Have To Become Helpless Sex Toys For Brave Adventurers? is the title of the yuri doujinshi

🤯

Playing right into their hands, you fool. Do you think you get to lichdom by SHUNNING perversity?!💀💦

taking notes

Well, when you're immortal, you're eventually gonna run out of vanilla stuff and start getting weird with it.

Hell, some enterprising villains run out *before* they die.

and be forever pooped on by dust mites