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That guy trying to sell me the Brooklyn Bridge.
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My memory. That’s saying A LOT!
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A drunk frat boy saying, "Just the tip." A fisherman describing the biggest fish he ever caught. My 4 year old kid covered in crumbs saying that the cat ate all of the cookies.
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😂😂 Vitamin A to cure measles
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Lorena Bobbitt in the kitchen
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Lorena Bobbitt while I'm sleeping.
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Lmao. I loved this sign. My first laugh of the day and it’s almost 9pm😂
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Kool-aid with the cult.
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The pull out method.
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😂😂
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The contractor who says, "We'll have that addition finished in six to eight weeks."
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Let me count the ways.
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department of defense with war plans and a beer
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Chatooga River rafting trip with a guy who keeps talking about squealing pigs
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He’s so stupid
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Homer Simpson running a nuclear power plant
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My ex-husband
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Blind dentist doing a root canal.
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A date with Ted Bundy.
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That Fox “News” is fair and balanced.
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A game of Russian Roulette, with six bullets in the cylinder.
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That my brother's not going to fart when he says: quick, quick, pull my finger.
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Dahmer dinner invitation. Private meeting with Harvey Weinstein. Choose your friends wisely advice from Prince Andrew.
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When my kids are silent
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A Republican doing something that will benefit their constituents.
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bwaaa haaa haaa #5
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Everything!!!
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This is hilarious. And sadly true.
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Just a pinch.
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George Santos
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🤣
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A priest as my babysitter.
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Putin
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6.) tourists to get my best angle. 7.) garbage men are getting my fan letters, stuck in among the refuse. 8.) my pets have names for me 9.) my houseplants might be suicidal 10.) my bologna has, a first name
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1.)Hot pockets nutritional information 2.)an empanada from a Tijuana vendor 3.)the food from a Chinese restaurant next to a pet shelter 4.)a blind chap with a seeing eye dog with a taste for peanut butter. 5.)autistic children with matches and a Bowie knife
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A bull in a glass shop A wolf babysitting a lamb A peace pact signed by Putin
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🎯
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Aroldis Chapman in a save situation
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Just about anything
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ICE
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Dr. Kevorkian saying "this will just make you a little sleepy."
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That email from a Nigerian prince with some extra money he needs to move
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Baghdad Bob Fox News 7-11 hot dogs bowl of nuts at a bar sewage plant scuba lessons
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Lucy VanPelt holding the football steady for a kick-off.
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Fox News
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Acme dynamite George W Bush
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Herpes.
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A fart. Think about it. 😉
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A Boeing spacecraft.
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Fantastic 🤣
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👍🤣
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A submarine with a hole.
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My cat to clean his own litter box.
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April 19, 2025 next handsoff protest/ 50501 movement. Please spread the word! April 19th 1775 was the start of the American Revolution 2025 - peaceful Revolution to take back our country! We will never stop!! 🇺🇸
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😁😁😁
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Gas station sushi
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🤣😂🤣😂x10
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My eyes
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Oscar Pistorious to not shoot through the door when I take a late night shit.
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I trust my 401k to stay a 401k not 201k
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A surprise piñata at a wasp sanctuary🐝🐝🐝🐝🪅
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A scorpion
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A mud pie
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Undercooked chicken
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The gators in the pond across the street.
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The management of my overpriced apartment.
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Melania’s taste in men.
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