What's the charge? Assault with a deadly sub-roll? Battery with a baloney?
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Legally speaking, the latter.
aug 15, 2025, 5:01 am • 1 0 • view
Thank you for providing legal clarity for this heinous crime😀
aug 15, 2025, 5:05 am • 2 0 • view
How about: Pastrami assault with aggravated mayonnaise
aug 15, 2025, 5:04 am • 27 0 • view
Meatloaf with menaces (My favorite) Roast beef endangerment Bashing with BLT
aug 15, 2025, 1:10 pm • 0 0 • view
felonious hoagie-hucking.
aug 15, 2025, 5:36 am • 16 0 • view
I believe the term is “hoagie haymaker” #freethesubwayslinger
aug 15, 2025, 3:27 pm • 5 0 • view