she looks nothing like him
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Well fuck a duck.
aug 29, 2025, 6:31 pm • 3 0 • view
hey i'm pretty sure that this man had sexual intercourse with a duck !
aug 30, 2025, 12:38 am • 0 0 • view
What, it's cool to be racist against duck persons now?!?
aug 30, 2025, 12:59 am • 1 0 • view
Donald got some explaining to do.
aug 29, 2025, 4:37 pm • 3 0 • view
Some serious recessive genes in that family.
aug 30, 2025, 12:42 am • 0 0 • view
I sort of see the resemblance in their eyes, but unfortunately I recently discovered (last night) that I too have bird blindness….so who am I to judge?
aug 29, 2025, 9:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Here for the puns and they didn’t disappoint
aug 30, 2025, 12:21 pm • 0 0 • view
The Bourne Paternity.
aug 29, 2025, 4:24 pm • 9 0 • view
Down sizing
aug 29, 2025, 8:11 pm • 4 0 • view
I knew at least one person would get that pun on duck feathers/matt damon movies
aug 30, 2025, 1:17 am • 0 0 • view
The family and friends are all just out of frame, laughing too.
aug 29, 2025, 7:35 pm • 2 0 • view
you quack me up
aug 30, 2025, 12:36 am • 1 1 • view
We bought a Zoo, Walt edition.
aug 29, 2025, 4:19 pm • 4 0 • view
She takes after her mother.
aug 29, 2025, 4:58 pm • 3 0 • view
And who calls it Disneyland Park and not just Disneyland? It's like the people who refer to hamburgers as a hamburger sandwich or refer to shorts as short pants.
aug 29, 2025, 4:30 pm • 3 0 • view
Good Will Duck Hunting
aug 30, 2025, 3:37 am • 4 1 • view
Listen.
aug 30, 2025, 1:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Looks more like his old friend, Ben Aflac 👀
aug 29, 2025, 4:19 pm • 65 1 • view
Well done.
aug 30, 2025, 1:37 am • 1 0 • view
Meanwhile I’m over struggling to work Donald into it
aug 30, 2025, 1:53 pm • 3 0 • view
“we bought a zoo”
aug 29, 2025, 4:18 pm • 10 0 • view
I heard someone say “Whenever someone says they feel bad for celebrities because their private lives always have to be public, I ask them to name for me any of Matt Damon’s kids” and it kinda changed my whole view of celeb culture
aug 29, 2025, 7:50 pm • 1 0 • view
He (and Sam Jackson) has a clause in his contracts that he flies home every weekend to be with his family, and I’d love that to be a discussion on The Odyssey circuit.
aug 30, 2025, 12:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe she's adopted, who knows, what matters is that she's loved
aug 30, 2025, 5:36 am • 3 0 • view
I know you're joking, but I think he does actually have a stepdaughter from his wife's previous marriage.
aug 30, 2025, 12:57 pm • 0 0 • view
He looks like inverse Pee Wee Herman Like, Casual Herman
aug 30, 2025, 3:01 pm • 0 0 • view
May I take this opportunity to resurrect one of my favorite tweets of all time, please
aug 29, 2025, 4:18 pm • 23 0 • view
I shook hands with Barack Obama in 2008. Shit didn't phase me because I had already met Chip N' Dale's Rescue Rangers at Disneyland in 1992.
aug 30, 2025, 12:43 am • 1 0 • view
Hmm, she looks a little bit like Howard, an old college friend of his wife's...
aug 30, 2025, 12:53 am • 3 1 • view
I think she looks like the mailman
aug 30, 2025, 1:01 am • 1 0 • view
🤣
aug 30, 2025, 7:34 am • 0 0 • view
The bill skips a generation, I believe.
aug 29, 2025, 4:41 pm • 5 0 • view
Jesus, what does his wife look like?
aug 30, 2025, 12:40 am • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:14 pm • 0 0 • view
🎶🎶🎶 Matty doesn’t know Matty doesn’t know 🎶🎶🎶 🎶🎶Don’t tell Matty 🎶🎶🎶
aug 29, 2025, 9:26 pm • 3 0 • view
Maybe she’s adopted
aug 29, 2025, 6:27 pm • 1 0 • view