“completely bitchless” I think I found your issue, sir

5'11.6 ..... That "point six" shows so much as well.

Not the point, but I can guarantee this dude has an excuse for why he cant just SAY he's 6' and I bet it involves some weird sense women have.

WTF are "minor victories"? Glances, kisses, second base? Conquering cooties?

Even though his life is over, he still goes on bitching (to coin a phrase)! You've got to admire such post-mortem persistence. Well, maybe not.

Bingo!

ding ding ding

Bingo.

IKR?!? Guy says he's focused on diet and working out to get to his 'best phsyic' --- has he considered trying to improve his *personality*?

The one muscle he can't flex...

I’m 5’8” and my spouse is 5’11” I’ve dated men from 5’2” to 6’4” I concur with your analysis

Recalling how Hugh Hefner was once asked how he had so many bitches and responded that it was because he didn't call them bitches.

Good line, but truth is he paid for them

No he just made them financially dependent on him instead....

I'm sorry sir, you have failed to clear the feminism bar set by [checks notes] the Playboy creep.

A low bar indeed

"Have you considered purchasing a personality?"

I would absolutely use this phrase, with appropriate theatrics, to make a woman laugh. Bitchless! Completely bitchless! Oh, woeeeee! ...wait, do you type that as "wooooe!"?

Couldn't help looking up the original post on Reddit, and the way he's going at it in the comments is wild.

He's going at it? In the COMMENTS? ...does this count as a success, for him?

Check it out here: www.reddit.com/r/men/commen... He's making it worse in so many ways

I don’t know. He seems to be full of bitching

I mean, also, he's 20. He's hooked up with a few women. That seems like a pretty normal sexual history for someone that age? I feel bad for those women, but he's actually getting pretty average results.

I didn’t get my first girlfriend until 22 lol, this really isn’t a biggie. In fact at 20 I was still a virgin! And despite having much less success than this guy, rather than become an incel, I just - correctly - blamed it on me having no idea what to do when it came to dating/flirting 😂😂😂

Also, many 20-year-old women are just as awkward at dating/flirting! Everything gets a little easier once everyone involved has a better idea what they're doing!

Sorry, they weren't hot enough for him, so the sex didn't count.

I didn't know that was a rule. Good news for lazy cheaters with high standards

Incel forums are full of guys with pretty normal sex lives explaining why nothing they've done counts and they're still incels because they didn't get the magic sex that will fix their lives. Why are women cruelly withholding the magic sex?

really it's because setting up one of those twenty-foot-tall wicker man things is SUCH a bother.

alas for them, the magic sex involves treating your partner as a partner instead of a fuckdoll, listening to and learning what gives them pleasure, and not being a shitty person.

Because he is not the Chosen One as foretold in the Scrolls of Paroxyism?

Red pill expectations are wild, you'll see guys saying they're blackpilled and ready to die alone because they're 18 and a virgin.

"Im treating all these women like shit and they dont wanna spend time with me, must be that im short!"

Definitely getting troll vibes from the post.The fact that he is specifically juuuust below 6 foot is what sells it.

I believe it, these guys are obsessed with thinking that girls at a glance can measure you height like a laser ruler or that a girl looking for someone around 6ft would see 5' 11" and be filled with disgust and contempt.

“Completely bitchless” is what we in the biz call a *red flag*

"despite my best efforts" is probably code for "I sent 300 women unsolicited dick pics and they all blocked me"

“brunette”?

“Why am I bitchless? Why do I not have a bitch? Why doesn’t some dumb broad wanna date me? Why is it every time I walk up to a woman and say ‘hey there, you stupid slut, let’s go out some time,’ they look at me like I’m insane and walk away? … Probably I’m just too short.”

Bingo

And victories!

Referring to himself as “brunette” also seems off

Turns out the real bitch was inside him all along.

“Victories”

"hooked up with women I wasn't attracted to" is also pretty telling about this guy's personality. Or lack thereof.

If it wasn't for the " 5'11.6" " bit (gotta make sure that .6 of an inch in there), I'd suspect he's Andrew Tate. If his physical appearance really IS everything he says, it's obvious what's holding him back is his personality. He sounds entitled, and "bitchless" sounds like he's a misogynist.

Plot twist: he carries around a retractable AND a soft tape measure on dates. If he's really feeling feisty, he brings out those calipers from his side gig as a personal trainer and tries to neg women into dates/training sessions.

So, as someone who hangs out with 20 year olds for Uno night at the bar, the women do tend to refer to themselves as "bitches" quite a lot. Though being referred to as such by a guy trying to "date" them wouldn't go down so well.

Yeah...

He's wrong, too, because that boy is fully a bitch.

But sir, how do I become bitchful?

I was gonna say

There's a big tell there that the dude's "inability to keep a girlfriend" is probably minor compared to his "inability to *get* a girlfriend for obvious reasons"

Glad he was able to claim some "minor victories" from all those girls he wasn't attracted to. Seems like a peach

Came here to say the same

I’ve never had a girl say anything about my height. I’m 5’9”. Maybe I just didn’t pursue shallow ladies.

That’s Empire Epic to you

Maybe you are 5'11.7" and that has made all the difference🙃

But are you 5’11.6”? Apparently, the decimal is important.

I feel like if he focused on enjoying life, finding activities that he‘s interested in, makes friends, and engages in his community instead of seemingly only focusing on getting laid, things might turn out better. He might end up in a healthy, supportive relationship with someone who loves him.

He's 20. Is this post from the 1700s? How does he think it's over? And yes, 100% skill issue.

Yeah but how's your phsyic?

I'm somewhere between 5' 10" and 5' 11" and I have also never really struggled to get romantic attention when I put in effort to get it, and I'm not really all that good-looking *or* fit. Total skill issue.

Also lol at “my life is ruined because I don’t have a girlfriend at 20”. I didn’t have my first until I was almost 22! And I turned out perfectly fine! This guy is having a lot more success than I was at age 20 (because I had no idea how to navigate dating lol) and is absolutely miserable about it

5'3" Skill issue

When you start to put 5'11" with the 0.6" additional you know that it's not the 1 cm gap (yeah I'm not American) which is the problem.

the sweet, thoughtful love of my life was 5'8" and overweight. i am 5'6". height is an arbitrary factor not considered by most.

Surprised this post doesn't end with "Thank you for your attention to this matter."

I am also 5’11” and can confidently say the ONLY time my height has ever come up in dating is women assuming I’m going to be 5’5” because apparently all people lying about their height pick that exact height.

lololol. I'm 5'6" and can concur that this is not a height issue. are there folks who weren't attracted to me bc of my height? lol, sure, and I even got to chuckle about it with some of them! but attraction is personal and subjective and height is only part of the puzzle and only to some folks, lol.

5'10" here IMHO, bro just ain't got game

I'm three inches tall and married

I’m 5’9”, pudgy, and charitably we’ll say neurodivergent. This 100% is a skill issue. Has he tried maybe talking to people or developing a sense of humor?

The guy should find a woman who’s 4’8”.

> 5'11.6" Bro when you're counting the fucking inches down to the tenth, your height ain't the fuckin problem.

Also 5'11" and have routinely said it is, in fact, the perfect height. Tall enough that someone who *wants to* can call you tall, but not above the threshold at which the world is no longer built for you.

yeah, counters, appliances, chairs, tables… all default heights made for average folks

IDK the word bitchless might also be a context clue in that regard ...

5’9” has served me just fine 😉

"Bitchless" dead giveaway, he needs a mommy, not a wife

5'7.5" and doing prettttty okay for myself. Also, kinda ridiculous that the guy points out he is 5'11.6" inches. How bad does your insecurity have to be to not settle for a half inch? We're going to tenths here!

5'8" and have never had these supposed problems. i'd say "skill issue" but that doesn't even begin to cover it

I’m 5’9” and today’s my 21st wedding anniversary so I’m going to humbly suggest this isn’t about height

I am also about (give or take) 5'11. Maybe 5'10.5? Hell, I don't know, maybe I've shrunk down to 5'9 or something, it's not like I have measured in a decade! I can't imagine anyone caring this much. I wonder if it's secretly about penis size (height corrilates) and watching a LOT of porn?

I can confidently say it’s a skill issue from the other side, as a 6’2 guy who at 20 (or, uh, a lot later than that) would have counted sustained eye contact with a woman as a major victory.

I'm 5'6 and don't have issues like this, straight up skill issue

I don't know who that idiot is, buuut yeah. It is a skill issue.

This is the most pathetic thing I’ve ever read.

I'm 5'5" and this is a skill issue

The duality of man

Maybe the second is a woman. I'm 5'10" and it kinda sucks

It’s the same user; they linked their own post on the short sub after making it on the tall one

Sorry in addition to being tall, I am also apparently slow

No worries!

also, my sympathies, fwiw my understanding is a good thing to do in that situation is date Travis Kelce

It's ok. I married a 5'10.5" guy who is fine with me wearing heels. I still feel like Shrek though lol

I know she's my height and you're talking about her but I don't know anything about her other than her height bc I'm old

She's done some good songs! Worth a listen!

yeah, if a 5'11" dude posts on a "tall" message board they're going to say "I'm sorry buddy, this is for tall people"

I’m 6ft lol so I’m a little self conscious I’m too tall but at least I get correctly gendered so that’s a plus isn’t it?

i do wince at fellow humans announcing their agony in loneliness and the reaction being riotous laughter what are we doing?

Lol, I'm 5"8' had loads of women and are now happily married. 😄

"brunette" 🥚

Only one of my three male partners is over 5'11". I myself am 5'9". It isn't his height.

Cis fragility, this guy couldn't last a day in my trans 5'7" shoes!

'being bitchless'

I mean, the dudes in my fraternity would have read me the riot act if I talked that way about women. This guy seems like he’s never had a conversation with anybody in real life.

I'm 5'10.5" and NEVER had a problem with women or men!

I am much shorter. Can confirm this is a skill issue.

JFC; I had sex the first time when I was a few weeks shy of my 20th birthday and was THRILLED. I’m 5-9 and had maybe 10 sexual partners before I got married for 32 years (now a widower). I like women and don’t feel entitled to have sex with every one. That’s the “secret”; I should start a podcast.

“bitchless”

Average height does not guarantee average intelligence apparently

His problems have nothing to do with height or how much he works out I’m really certain

I had a HS teacher that was 5'3" on a good day and her husband was 6'7" and played center at Kansas. Aside from the constant questioning about how they made kids, height didn't seem to be an issue

i'm 6' and my husband is 5'11" but we make it work somehow

I've never understood men who don't want women taller than them, especially if the women want them back. If she's taller AND she still wants to lean on/snuggle you? I'd find that personally empowering/hot as hell.

it's very baffling!! height is probably the least important attribute i can think of in terms of the health or joy of a relationship so it's weird to me that it factors in at all for so many people. the one boyfriend i ever had who was taller than me was a huge piece of shit!

Yeah, he can stay alone forever. Jerk.

I’m 5’10. Definitely a skill issue. The skill in question: treating women as human beings, not objects of conquest.

Guarantee unless he goes around with a sign saying he's 5'11" most women he meets in person will think he's 6'5" ..because so many other guys are lying about their height.

It's actually hilarious being a Regular Guy because it's so obviously a skill issue. Like all my friends who are women are like "oh my god he asked me a follow up question on our date, I think I might love him?" Meanwhile the guy looks like a gremlin The bar is so far below the floor it's unreal

There are probably complicated class, racial, and geography issues at play that make any statement about how "easy" dating is pretty meaningless. But this guy certainly isn't doing himself any favors

Men don’t know how to make conversation anymore. Recent date, I worked so hard just to keep the convo going, then he seemed annoyed & surprised when I said well ok bye and shut down his suggestions that he come back to my place. It’s either that or they monologue about their special interests.

This, one million percent. Men in their 40s just seem like they've never bothered to learn how to be interested in other people, especially women.

You say "anymore" like it used to be different at some point.

i do not believe this man is real i'm 5'10" and this has literally never prevented me from getting a date regardless of the date's height, because i can act normal

So he's allowed to not be attracted to a woman; (but is fine with using her for sex anyway) however, women aren't allowed not to want him?! Their not being attracted to, and NOT sleeping with him despite this, makes them(!) shallow; and leads to him being "bitchless"..? Really..? - REALLY??!😶

I'm 5' 8" on a good day. This is a skill issue.

It can't be MY personality!

I’m 5’9”. It’s definitely a skill and personality issue.

I know someone who is 6'3", would use the word "bitchless," and turns into a raging, attacking, asshole whenever anyone gets miffed with him for being a dick. He insists women won't date him because they only like very tall men.

Maybe that missing .4" turned him into a douchebag?

Happily married for 38 years to a man an inch shorter than me. Height is not this boy's problem. "Bitchless" on the other hand...

"completely bitchless" feels like a clue hinting at something or another :D

The skeleton key to unlocking many things going on in this man's life.

and describing the women who were unfortunate enough to give him a shot as "minor victories" 🙅‍♀️

I can only hope he didn't to their faces. It must've been humiliating enough afterwards anyway.

This is like that one time where they kicked me out of a Denny’s and threatened to call the cops because i was under 6 feet tall. And they wouldn’t even let me go back in to retrieve my pants

a whine and dine date for someone...

5'11" for a guy is a good height, especially for women of average height. I'm a 5'11" woman and his height is fine for me, although i do prefer a bit taller. I'm betting it's most definitely not his height that's the issue.

I want to add that if I found an amazing man who was shorter than me, his height would be a non-issue. Period. It's not about height.

I'm 5'6" and 5'11" sounds good to me. I once dated someone who was 6'6" which could be challenging in some situations.

me Charlie Brown walking away from the 5'5" dude who rejected me in college and growing up to... date other people

I can confidently also say -- this is a "him" issue (5'10'' myself)

I'm guessing he's in that target demographic for robot companions.

I think 5'11" is the average height for a white man in the US?

average height is about 5'9" according to the CDC: www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/se...

it's the 73rd percentile!

its 5'9"! he is taller than most people, let alone men!

5'9".

it's actually not. 5'11" is above avg

I think I saw a chart where self-reported height is a bell curve with a dip at 5'11" and a bump at 6'0"

OkCupid had a database to mine, and yeah, guys rounded up to six foot.

It's also possible that 5'11" guys were effortlessly getting laid without having to go on dating sites

People do that on the census too. Even more so historically when it was common to not know your exact birthday. Self-reported income etc as well. Pretty much all self-reported data has a bump at the round numbers!

I was with my 5’6” high school boyfriend for two years, be serious. Our height difference definitely annoyed other people more than it did us, that is true.

5'11" is 2" > average height for male.

As a 6'4 man I can say confidently It doesn't help if you're an idiot with no social skills

Is there a significant overlap between men who complain about 6' feet tall being unfairly attractive to women on apps and men who complain there are too many fat and/or tattooed women in their dating pool? Even if they keep asserting they're partnered and not looking? Trying to see something.

As someone who is 5'4", can confirm...

LOL i'm 5’5” (FIVE) and yes of course I received my fair share of "naah, too short" but this is absolute bullshit (and yes, skill issue)

also, "traditionally attractive" 💀

Also 5'11", definitely a skill issue. These guys don't seem to realize that being attractive is a holistic thing about personality, how you present yourself, etc. They think that if you have the right inputs (like being 6') then attraction will result algorithmically. People don't work like that.

I'm 5'4. The majority of the girls I've dated were taller than me. My wife is taller than me. 100% skill issue.

The 5'7" woman saying they're too close in height is either messing with his insecurities in a hilarious way, or his idea of what 5'11" is doesn't line up with reality.

It seems it is the men who are obsessed with height. I don't see women talking about it, and it's not a quality my female friends mentioned caring about even in our 20's

HOLY COPE OMG

i'm 5'11" and can confidently say this 20yo should probably start going to therapy and addressing his insecurities and how he views women.

5'11" POINT 6! Tired of being bitchless...

Honestly from the title I thought it was a female writer complaining men don't want to date a tall women. Which would suck. But this dude is literally his own problem.

Oh also the reason any women might want taller men is because society has us worried we look like monsters if we are 'too big' so everyone should get together and combat the social expectations of females being dainty. Somehow I don't think this guy is working on that.

My son-in-law is about 5'8 and he is married to a beautiful, smart, accomplished woman (who happens to be my daughter and who is 5'7) and has two wonderful children. His people skills are the best I've encountered in my 70+ years.

i don't get it 5'11 is tall

I’m 5’5” but also a wheelchair user so constantly sitting down/appearing shorter. Definitely a skill issue.

do people literally tell other people "i cant date you because of your height" or are people projecting? Because I kind of assume they are making assumptions and not actually getting reports. I DO know that short men get screened out during online dating but thats dif from being told to the face

5 ft 6, my teeth look like shit, im weird and ive still gotten pussy multiple times 🤯

Tom Cruise is 5'7" He's a total nut job & women still drool over him - & he's 63. This guy needs to stop listening to Joe Rogan & grow up.

100% a skill issue

I can confirm that he is an asshole and that's why women flee from him

Just checked the post over on Reddit. Thankfully he's getting dunked on like he deserves.

He should have tried 5'10," I'm having a ball!

"bitchless"

He's full of shit. Some of us are really attracted to shorter men (and 5'11" is not a "shorter man") so this crap about him being rejected because he's not tall enough is just that - crap.

Also, 5'11" is tall? I assess people all day at work and 5'11" is definitely on the higher end for guys.

…and he’s got that extra .6 to work with!

I think I can guess who he voted for

If he *actually* was 5'11.6" he'd just say he was 6' (because he'd be 6' in literally any shoes) so I'm guessing he's, like, 5'9", which, again, is almost certainly not the issue here.

😂😂😂

Right? I'm also 5'11", on dating apps I round up to 6' because it doesn't matter and people over filter. But in real life it's literally never mattered.

5'9" and the only issues I've ever had were because of self-imposed insecurities. He is 20, hopefully he will grow out of it instead of becoming even more insufferable.

Taking all that physic might make him incontinent.

I'm 5'6-ish. This kind of shit is hilarious to me.

right???

I'm 5'10.5" and sometimes round to 5'11". It's more-or-less modal height. It's fine. Saying you're "completely bitchless" is not.

5'7" here. Height is not the issue.

Feels like just posting on r/men might explain a lot as well

look, at the very HEIGHT of my goddessness, my boyfriend was 5'6" this is VERY MUCH a skills issue

Probably needs to spend more time on his personality and dealing with his insecurities than with his height. But I bet he is obsessed with incredibly fit and beautiful women (preferred over intellectual and personality traits) because he believes he's entitled to that.

5’9” and willing to bet the height thing was the only thing they could tell him to get him to leave them alone

Oh honey, height has absolutely nothing to do with the fact you are unfuckable.

Yep, height, that's it ... height ... bitchless ... due to height. Uh huh.

During a stint on Bumble, it was common to see that although the app already lists some characteristics by default, guys who were 6 ft+ routinely also listed their height in their text. It made me laugh that their height was so core to their identity. Pass

Hell, im 5'7 and can confirm it's a skill issue. Just be funny, talented, kind, thoughtful, etc. shortness is ONE downside it's not a big deal.

Also he's only 20. It's really common for dating to be hard when you're that young. I feel like a lot of kids these days have unrealistic expectations in that regard.

I am 5'5, pudgy, poor + an introvert. I'd say my sex life has been pretty great. The secret is not being an asshole.

"My average height is a nightmare I can't wake up from".

i'm 5'5. i'm a quintessential short king. absolutely a skill issue

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I am 5'10" and the only problem ive been having finding women to date is that i havent been looking, at all 😂

5'9 with a hotwife

I love how he declares his life over because he is "bitchless" Gee I can't imagine why you can't find a steady girlfriend

no doubt! lol, that guy is a 5'11" 👇

5"11 'POINT 6' Im dying but what do I know Im only 40 and two thirds

Tracking to the decimal point is unbelievably bleak. Also every day I wonder how the red-pill subreddit PUA bullshit is now just like, normal parlance for some people

I get the sense that he's actually 5'7". Men with attitudes like this always seem to add inches.

🏆!!!!

As someone who is 6’0’’, I find it hard to hear the complaints of such tiny men as their mouths are simply too far away from my ears at 0.4’’ lower than my own.

Short at 5’11’’? 5’9” is the average male height in the US and anyway, this guy’s self-pitying man baby problems obviously have nothing to do with what’s on the outside and everything to do with what’s going on within. (To whit: In jerk speak, what’s the opposite of bitchless? Bitchful? 🤔)

Bitching? No… that’s something else. And yeah, dude is way off base on the height thing.

Lol. Bitching about the women who know better than to date him is what his post was all about.

I used to cosplay being a man. Being 5 11 never stopped me. From the age of 18, all the way up to the age of 32, I was single for about 1-2mth total. I then gave up cosplaying and realized I was polyam during a time I was single for 5 years, and now I have 2 girlfriends. Height ain't the issue.

5'11" or roughly 75th percentile for height for white guys in this country. He should get serious about his problems because height isn't one of them.

5'11".6 shows he's confused about a few things.

What gets me isn't even that everyone else that height doesn't have an issue, it's that the very height he blames *is a whole 2" taller than the average*. He's taller than most people. I wonder if he listens to alpha male podcasts.

I'm over 6'4", and same. And y'all haven't hit your head on stuff nearly as often as I have.

I am 5’6” and have been approximately the same height as everyone I’ve ever dated. Like… *nothing* is true of *all* women. Many women aspire to be penguins. Find them.

5'7 It's a total skill issue

Samsies

Well adjusted single men definitely describe themselves as “bitchless.” This is absolutely a thing well adjusted single men do.

lol I’m 5’11” but the whole time I was using dating apps I thought I was 5’10” (and listed myself as such) I do not think I’m “tall” but every girl under 5’4” I ever went out with seemed to think I was 🤷🏻‍♂️ Absolute skill issue

My ex was 5'2" on a good day. We split after a decade because he got the Right Wing abusive racist mindset after 45, not because of his height. Definitely a skill issue

“brunette…man” Who’s gonna tell him?

She definitely needs informed.

You’re right and I apologize for initially misgendering her.

I mean, there she is doing it herself. It's tough out there.

I’m suddenly inspired to use female pronouns for any man that describes themselves as “brunette.” Should yield fun results.

I dislike the “skilless” terminology here. IMO it makes it sound like women are objects to be mastered. I think it’s more an a-hole issue than a skill one.

Being likable and attractive is a skill

Yeah, I know. It just gives me ick. Reminds me of those “dating gurus”/misogyny teachers.

Brad Pitt = 5'11" Timothee Chalamet = 5'10" Zac Efron = 5'8" Tom Cruise = 5'7" Tom Holland = 5'7" It's not his height.

He's right, I'm 6'2" and constantly running from hordes of women like I was a Beatle in 1964.

Same here. I'm 6'8". I have to double lock my doors to keep the hordes of thirsty gals at bay.

Another average-ish height dude chiming in - it is def a skill issue. Of all the problems I might or might not have had, being 5'10" has not been issue in the least in this ,or any other area.

I'm 5'8" and my height has never been an issue. Possibly related - I try my best not to be a raging asshole.

Maybe he should learn some manners.

I mean, "going from completely bitchless to my minor victories"--dude you answered your own question and it has nothing to do with your fucking height.

I mean, I’m 5’4” and my husband is 5’11” and also my hubs didn’t seem to have any issues dating before me based on our conversations sooooo yeah I’m going with skill issue

Maybe who you're hoping to attract would not be worth all that work in the end. Love of the physical is fleeting. Love of the heart and personality is what you need if you're looking for longevity. Maybe shift your work to personality?

I am 5'4 and while yeah, I have had women turn me down for my height, I don't have a huge issue meeting anybody. Just move on. Dont get me wrong, it does sometimes suck being short, but its the not the end of the world in terms of dating.

5’9” here (5’10” on a good day). It has nothing to do with height. 🤣

First off, it’s this little Dick energy shit that makes you not get laid. It just means you might have to go to the gym or learn to play guitar or something. That’s all.

When he said 5’11.6” I knew he was obsessed about the wrong thing.

I know a man aptly named “Shorty” and he has like 9 kids. Smdh

while obviously "my life is ruined!" dramatics are pretty par for the course for a 20-year-old, I still think this guy needs to be banned from the internet for at least fifteen years purely for his own wellbeing

Is this a young Joe Rogan?

🤣 👏👏👏

I'm 5'5 and fuck more than this guy ever has

My husband is 5'6" so I wonder what my fucking problem must be

Maybe he's just a jerk?

The answer is ALWAYS that they don’t see women as people. Every damn time!!

Oh yeah, the “b^tchless” is certainly a clue to his not being in a serious relationship ….

5'11 is fine for me at 5'5" but if you ain't getting "bitches" then maybe start treating women with respect and maybe they'll respect you enough to talk to you. Shocking isn't it? 😂

Partner and I are the exact same height (under 5’5). Def a skills issue.

Unsatisfied people are often unsatisfying.

"5'11.6" is extraordinarily funny to me as a 5'5" person.

This shit is all over Reddit. Guys who are convinced they’re condemned to die alone because they’re 5’7” just get together and doom-spiral with each other all day. Seems miserable!

as someone who is 5'6" and married to someone 6'1", yeah, it's absolutely a skill issue! calling yourself "bitchless" and moping about your life being over because you're single is not actually a particularly attractive look, regardless of your physical visage...

“…completely bitchless….” I think I see this guy’s problem, & it has nothing to do with height.

I’m 5’11” and 3/4 talk about embarrassing when it comes up but wtf is this shit? My little bro is 5’8” and he never had any issues and his wife is 6’2” ex hockey player it’s never been about height yo

I'm 5 foot 9. It's fine.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

I'm a 5'4" dude and can confidently say that, apart from some middle school bullying, the biggest obstacle my height has had toward my happiness is never being able to utilize all kitchen cabinetry to its fullest potential.

My longest relationship was with a 5'5" guy. I'm 5'4" and if I stood at my full height in shoes, I was taller than him. We didn't work out because he was a narcissistic POS. The next longest was with a 5'9" guy, then there was the best of them who happened to be 6'6". It's not their height.

But he's getting the best phsyic he can!

Boys need to work on themselves and stop being so girl-crazy. It’s distracting.

I’m 5’10”. When I was younger, that was exactly the average height of a Swedish man. (You know, Sweden, the land of supposedly tall blond Vikings? Yeah. That Sweden.) Blaming your shortcomings — pun intended — on other people and things you can’t really influence is a way too simple solution.

My husband is 5'5 and has been happily married for 23 years. He has achieved this by actually liking me and valuing me as a person.

Same. My husband is 5'7. We've been together for 8 years. I pursued him before we started dating. Height was irrelevant.

Amazing how the men who see women as people are not lonely

He's also not actually 5'11"

I'm 5'9" and NEVER wanted for action in my entire lifetime unless it was my issue: his issue is entirely skill related (and being a whining asshole, but that goes without saying, right?)

As a ehm "completely bitchless" 6'1 man, yes, that is a skill issue

I"m 5'10" (actually just a tad under at 61). Empirical data indicates that I have been able to both date and engage in recreational activities of an adult nature despite this apparent handicap.

Have these dipshits heard of... Tom Holland?

My sister is bi, but only because she is attracted to Tom Holland and like two other men lol otherwise, she is only attracted to women. That is how hot Tom Holland is

See, Tom genuinely loves humanity and probably wouldn't call Zendaya "bitches," unless he needed her to take him down like a cheetah attacking a gazelle

Mr B is 5’11 and I’m 5’8 — this is absolutely not about height

I oft repeat that there are no 5' 11" men... but here's a guy not rounding up 0.4".

5’11” dudes just don’t have a chance

One of those is not like the others

I am thinking it is a he is a dick issue.

"completely bitchless" Start there.

im 5'7" and this is 1000000% a skill issue lmao

"completely bitchless" sir i think i know what at least part of the issue is

I’m 5’9” and dated guys shorter than me. This is a him problem.

You can tell this guy was never an athlete. No athletes list themselves as 5'-11"

He uses the term “bitchless?” There’s your answer right there. My gorgeous huz is 5’11” & before me was a chick magnet, baby.

He lists his height down to the *tenth* of an inch 😂,and refers to women not being interested as being “bitchless”… So. Many. Issues.

And of course, thanks you for spreading message like this, because it's necessarily to make everyone saw even more truth For anyone who spoke falsehood My truth should awaken them from deep void