there’s a decent chance they release some completely fabricated epstein file and get caught out on it immediately, right? that absolutely seems like something that might happen
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That's what I think the plan is. But, it's hard for them to decide who to actually put on the list and make sure it can almost be substantiated.
jul 13, 2025, 10:21 am • 0 0 • view
Yes. Very much so.
jul 13, 2025, 3:49 am • 0 0 • view
and then, and then, and then…..
jul 13, 2025, 9:15 am • 0 0 • view
ChatGPT, please make me a plausible looking secret FBI file implicating the following people…
jul 13, 2025, 4:55 am • 1 0 • view
Yes! #TrumpEpsteinPressure
jul 13, 2025, 4:53 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s taking a lot longer than they expected, because they are total incompetents whose only skillz are namecalling and complaining.
jul 13, 2025, 2:41 pm • 0 0 • view
well, they've kind of done that, haven't they? By releasing the doctored video footage of his cell. Raising even more, and more severe questions. This is all as phony as his ear getting shot off.
jul 13, 2025, 4:13 pm • 2 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 1:21 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 1:21 pm • 3 0 • view
Is this the first time a case has been closed because there’s too much evidence.
jul 13, 2025, 2:36 am • 4 0 • view
If it were up to Trump, I’m sure he would throw every copy of the Epstein files into a shredder and then burned.
jul 13, 2025, 10:03 am • 3 0 • view
Makes perfect nonsense to me, it is what they do. Hope some astute DOJ employee made a copy of what was in those files and they are stashed away for safe keeping.
jul 13, 2025, 9:56 am • 1 0 • view
The Biden administration, the fbi, Jack Smith....anyone. I really hope these people had the foresight to preserve some of these documents knowing what would happen. I sure hope so.
jul 13, 2025, 1:02 pm • 1 0 • view
Yep
jul 13, 2025, 10:04 am • 0 0 • view
At this point I don't even think there's any way around it. He's gotta release something because his people are getting mad, and his administration is full of idiots so it's going to be an obvious fraud.
jul 13, 2025, 1:05 am • 2 0 • view
They'll just redact everything of interest except for throwing one Republican and a few Democrats over the bus.
jul 13, 2025, 6:44 am • 0 0 • view
The video was already shown to be heavily edited with Adobe Premiere, so would anything else be worse? I'd say they'll lose credibility, but they started out with none.
jul 13, 2025, 4:23 am • 0 0 • view
On the list of people he tries to fuck over: Rosie O'Donnell, Hilary Clinton, Kirsten Stewart, Elon Musk
jul 13, 2025, 4:42 am • 0 0 • view
At this point I think they could release real documents and the weirdos wouldn't trust it after all this
jul 13, 2025, 12:45 am • 25 0 • view
Truth or fake, it doesn’t matter anymore, the conspiracy machine will eat it and spit out vibes.
jul 13, 2025, 3:30 am • 1 0 • view
Why am I a weirdo for not trusting anything this administration says or does? They lie constantly, and show no remorse. Why would I believe they'll just stop lying?
jul 13, 2025, 1:01 am • 11 0 • view
"this administration " I love how you think pedophillic politicians being protected by the ruling class is a partisan act lmao.
jul 13, 2025, 2:58 pm • 0 0 • view
What the fuck are you talking about? I just meant they're the people in power. The administration.
jul 13, 2025, 3:08 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeah, THIS administration... As opposed to... Brother, if you can't put that together Idk what to tell you
jul 13, 2025, 4:16 pm • 0 0 • view
You're still sane. At this point that *does* make you part of a minority of people in the USA.
jul 13, 2025, 2:00 am • 5 0 • view
What's really funny is technically I'm not, and I'm still saner than the majority of our population 😭
jul 13, 2025, 1:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Maybe. But there’s this thing called corroborating evidence.
jul 13, 2025, 2:17 am • 3 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 1:10 am • 9 0 • view
They’ll generate a fake one with ChatGPT and still accidentally leave a reference to Trump un-redacted.
jul 13, 2025, 1:19 am • 1 0 • view
I honestly don't know why they didn't have miller and yarvin start working on a fake one the day after election day. Seems like a complete no brainer
jul 13, 2025, 4:12 pm • 2 0 • view
They will use "find and replace" to change Trump to Obama.
jul 13, 2025, 2:00 am • 0 0 • view
Might?
jul 13, 2025, 1:44 am • 0 0 • view
it’s why Kash has been staying late, since they can’t use Grok
jul 13, 2025, 6:31 pm • 0 0 • view
It's going to be as fake as Albrego Garcia's photoshopped gang tattoo. bsky.app/profile/cris...
jul 13, 2025, 12:46 am • 6 0 • view
That's literally what happened every time they try to do a spin in real time. A faucet leaks less than this admin.
jul 13, 2025, 2:09 am • 1 0 • view
Office Depot truck spotted at White House dropping off construction paper and crayons
jul 13, 2025, 12:51 pm • 3 0 • view
WIRED is certainly on the case. They already proved the video was edited
jul 13, 2025, 6:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Do you mean, like, releasing video recordings that shows signs of possibly being doctored as if the people they're releasing it *to* aren't maniacally checking for exactly that kind of thing?
jul 13, 2025, 3:38 am • 0 0 • view
Given that they've already been caught having edited the cellblock video footage, odds are 100% they'll try to do it again.
jul 13, 2025, 4:30 am • 6 0 • view
Don't give them any ideas..I actually wondered why they hadn't already
jul 13, 2025, 7:01 pm • 0 0 • view
The list might not exist. The list might be the reason that Epstein is dead, to avoid depositions that would've revealed customers. If it exists it's very unlikely that you could trust Trump to expose it without manipulation. But Trump trolling his idiot supporters for years about it, MAGA is mad.
jul 13, 2025, 1:03 am • 9 0 • view
Mad as in angry or mad as in crazy? 😅 Cause MAGA will never be angry mad enough to turn on him as a whole. He & his people will release a fake list eventually enough & they'll eat that shit up as they always do & find an excuse for the belated release.
jul 13, 2025, 4:10 am • 3 0 • view
You're right. Generally the exit for a cult member is Kool aid or group destruction. People don't just stop being Moonies and just walk away from the cult. It becomes too intertwined into their self perception. Most of these people will be true MAGA for the rest of their lives.
jul 13, 2025, 7:40 pm • 1 0 • view
If you remember Jonestown, the decision by Jim Jones to kill all his followers was triggered by a congressional investigation by Sen. Leo Ryan. Cults survive killing, propaganda, & corruption but they never survive the cult members being definitively shown that their cult leader is lying to them.
jul 13, 2025, 7:51 pm • 0 0 • view
I wouldn’t take that bet.
jul 13, 2025, 2:13 pm • 0 0 • view
At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if it was released in crayon.
jul 13, 2025, 5:00 am • 0 0 • view
If he did put in some sort of effort and created that list, I bet he would win some of the voters back. They are looking for something/anything.
jul 13, 2025, 10:55 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 2:11 am • 4 0 • view
Cue the AI.
jul 13, 2025, 5:03 pm • 0 0 • view
At this point, the amount of denial and back-and-forth going on makes me expect that there's more than just names and dates. It's the worst attempt at a cover-up by the worst people
jul 13, 2025, 4:51 am • 2 0 • view
Netanyahu has copies of the files and all the tapes. It's the basis of AIPAC. Epstein was a Mossad Honey Pot operation.
jul 13, 2025, 2:11 am • 3 1 • view
I still think Musk might have it too. If it was ever in the system, he probably saw it all.
jul 13, 2025, 3:30 am • 4 0 • view
Gonna zappruder film this shit
jul 13, 2025, 12:48 am • 2 0 • view
I feel like we’ve watched every single presidential administration discover after the fact that metadata is a thing.
jul 13, 2025, 2:15 pm • 2 0 • view
100% a word doc comes out with Pam Bondi listed as the author in the properties or something equally stupid.
jul 13, 2025, 1:20 am • 8 0 • view
Also, track changes was left on with notes like "S. Miller: This section should have more dems- Gavin Newsom???"
jul 13, 2025, 1:23 am • 10 0 • view
Why would Obama and Hillary put their own name on this list three times?
jul 13, 2025, 3:30 am • 2 0 • view
"Here's a copy of the files we just said five minutes ago do not even exist and look, Trump isn't in it at all, but every single person who's ever pissed him off magically IS in there!"
jul 13, 2025, 1:14 am • 8 0 • view
You know I didn't think about that until you said it, but it does seem like a guarantee at this point, right? 🤷♂️
jul 13, 2025, 11:35 am • 0 0 • view
They might be buying time to do precisely that.
jul 13, 2025, 3:06 pm • 0 0 • view
It will be redacted to leave out all the names of Republicans, including Donald Trump.
jul 13, 2025, 3:24 pm • 2 0 • view
What I was thinking too! Bunch of damn liars
jul 13, 2025, 3:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Or, someone gets ahold of a misfiled case, that gives a small idea of what the rest looks like. Make a noise to reps and senators.
jul 13, 2025, 1:36 am • 1 0 • view
Absolutely!
jul 13, 2025, 2:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe he'll use a sharpie
jul 13, 2025, 2:19 pm • 0 0 • view
I mean, At this point, if they do release a file, no one will believe it’s real unless Trump is all over it. So, I don’t know that we will ever know the truth.
jul 13, 2025, 12:28 pm • 1 0 • view
What would that even look like? The baying masses are crying for a "client list", but there's no reason to think he ever kept one. The FBI seized all those DVDs that clearly had famous men having sex/assaulting with teenagers, so I guess they could compile a list from that...
jul 13, 2025, 5:21 am • 2 0 • view
except a) since Epstein was 100% working for the CIA, Mossad, or both, the FBI wouldn't have been allowed to even keep the files, and b) not that it really matters, but the men on those tapes aren't clients (even if they thought they were initially) - they're blackmail victims.
jul 13, 2025, 5:21 am • 3 0 • view
Anyway, I suppose that's a little orthogonal to the main point, as it just dismisses the possibility that any real "client list" could be released, but a fake one couldn't either. We know dozens of famous & powerful people who repeatedly flew on the Lolita Express or visited Little Saint James.
jul 13, 2025, 5:21 am • 2 0 • view
If you leave them off a fake list, then it's self-evidently fake. If you put them on the list, then it isn't exactly fake, is it?
jul 13, 2025, 5:21 am • 1 0 • view
You could leave a few of his secret blackmail victims off, or put some additional fake ones on...except powerful and famous people can generally prove they were somewhere else.
jul 13, 2025, 5:21 am • 1 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 12:44 am • 3 0 • view
Been so much will they, won't they, does it exist, doesn't it, is he on it, isn't he, that whatever does get released half the world will not believe what it says.
jul 13, 2025, 7:26 am • 0 0 • view
Prob with the whole supremacy mindset is the whole underestimating your opponents thing
jul 13, 2025, 12:47 am • 3 0 • view
So far each fuck-up has been a lesson in hubris
jul 13, 2025, 12:48 am • 3 0 • view
Release or Resign. #releaseorresign Get this trending on X.
jul 13, 2025, 12:18 pm • 0 0 • view
No because they don’t want a release it and even releasing a fake one is doing what someone tells them to do They can’t release it all they can do is smirk and say cry harder wokie brokie
jul 13, 2025, 2:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Doctored video
jul 13, 2025, 2:40 am • 1 0 • view
They'll just post a list of DNC attendees, with the header scribbled out and "epsteinz budz" written in marker beside it
jul 13, 2025, 8:45 am • 0 0 • view
"Here's a list we found. It's true we're gonna prosecute all the people on it." "It's his shopping list. You just scribbled people's first names on it." "No we didn't, we arrest Jon Hamm at midnight."
jul 13, 2025, 8:24 am • 0 0 • view
A Democrat should release a phony one implicating Trump and a bunch of VC tech bros and watch them all spontaneously decompose
jul 13, 2025, 2:00 am • 1 0 • view
💯
jul 13, 2025, 2:32 am • 1 0 • view
They ran out of reacting ink to hide Trumps name and now the pages are mostly redacted.
jul 13, 2025, 1:48 am • 0 0 • view
we are 100% going to get some "let's delve into the evidence" ChatGPT-forged "fine, here's the list, please stop bothering us"
jul 13, 2025, 6:23 pm • 1 0 • view
Guaranteed. Theyre gonna slide us a napkin that says "bill clinton, and not donald trump"
jul 13, 2025, 9:40 am • 0 0 • view
I would say at this point it's likely given the video release, and the rate at which the MAGAs are turning on him.
jul 13, 2025, 1:52 am • 0 0 • view
Honestly if this gets people to turn on him out of actual principle that’s… well it isn’t nothing
jul 13, 2025, 1:01 am • 8 0 • view
And then Maxwell will die before she can contradict it
jul 13, 2025, 12:46 am • 6 0 • view
Or be pardoned.
jul 13, 2025, 7:32 am • 0 0 • view
Most likely! This might go on for a while....
jul 13, 2025, 9:39 am • 0 0 • view
I'm surprised the Trump regime doesn't simply delete his name from the list then release it. You'd think they'd want to do this if Clinton is on the list. Or, they could put Clinton and other MAGA enemies on the list. Personally, I wouldn't trust the list even if it was released.
jul 13, 2025, 5:08 pm • 1 0 • view
They’re gonna ChatGPT it.
jul 13, 2025, 12:44 am • 57 1 • view
They’re gonna ChatGPT the Epstein files. You know they are.
jul 13, 2025, 3:29 am • 14 0 • view
I think Trump's going to threaten Rogan et al in some way behind the scenes and force them back to tow the party line. Once the man-o-sphere switches back everyone else will fall in line.
jul 13, 2025, 1:54 am • 1 0 • view
jul 14, 2025, 12:05 am • 0 0 • view
and then accidentally text the real one to the editor of Teen Vogue.
jul 13, 2025, 12:49 am • 37 1 • view
Ok that’s lol.
jul 13, 2025, 7:25 am • 2 0 • view
Better hurry before Bezos buys and kills it.
jul 13, 2025, 2:59 pm • 4 0 • view
That’s my theory. They’re working frantically to redact Trump from the files, but it’s gotta look real. The edited prison tape—the trial balloon—bombed.
jul 13, 2025, 9:48 am • 0 0 • view
Betting on a fake Epstein file drop feels like betting the sun will rise chaotic, predictable, and shameless.
jul 13, 2025, 3:25 am • 3 0 • view
Since they don't understand metadata yeah they will get busted real quick.
jul 13, 2025, 12:53 am • 4 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 4:24 pm • 2 0 • view
They already released prison footage with four edit rounds to it by somebody with Adobe Premiere Pro, and didn’t think or know how to fabricate the metadata to cover that up. They’re absurd.
jul 13, 2025, 4:38 am • 1 0 • view
honestly surprised that wasn’t the first angle they took
jul 13, 2025, 5:11 pm • 0 0 • view
All he needs is a Sharpie
jul 13, 2025, 5:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Also, while the dems probably think it below them (or uncomfortable) to keep pushing this i’m sure that the Russian troll farms will have no such hesitations. If Trump keeps breaking for Ukraine things can get very spicy in the unhinged parts of social media. Something something the storm.
jul 13, 2025, 6:37 am • 0 0 • view
Just think how funny it would be if some intel guy has to report to Trump that a bunch of this Epstein crazies are Russian disinfo peddlers. He might nuke the Kremlin.
jul 13, 2025, 6:52 am • 0 0 • view
They already did that with the video, so I expect them to clumsily replace "Donald Trump" in the documents with either Clinton or Obama or Biden and get caught again...
jul 13, 2025, 10:30 am • 0 0 • view
It’ll have a list. And then at the bottom in sharpie, “Definetely not Trump on list. He good man who always turned down gerls I offerred.”
jul 13, 2025, 11:54 am • 2 0 • view
They desperately want to do that. But they can’t because others know and they’ll be called out. They created their own monster
jul 13, 2025, 12:58 am • 4 0 • view
Knowing this White House they’ll have ChatGPT write a fake report and it’ll be filled with nonexistent judges, prosecutors, witnesses, and case law citations, and somewhere in it the original text of their prompt telling it to write the whole thing without mentioning Trump.
jul 13, 2025, 10:57 am • 8 1 • view
This will happen most likely. But like the jail video will be created by fallible people.
jul 13, 2025, 12:28 pm • 1 0 • view
With how shambolic the Trump administration is, I can see that happening with the Epstein files. Some of his base might swallow it, but hopefully this Epstein stuff will just continue to cause trouble for him.
jul 13, 2025, 5:51 pm • 3 0 • view
I’m low level concerned this is a weird double cross rope a dope
jul 14, 2025, 3:13 am • 0 0 • view
Yeah I'll be mogadored if they don't.
jul 13, 2025, 12:43 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 14, 2025, 2:03 am • 2 0 • view
Yup. Probably putting together their list of Dems right now. And then when they're called out as bogus, they'll say it's fake news. And their little magats will believe them and all will be right with the world again. So special.🤢
jul 13, 2025, 10:59 am • 0 0 • view
They'll just have the chatbot do it.
jul 13, 2025, 5:16 am • 1 0 • view
Some DOGE boy likely hopped onto Adobe InDesign last week and got to work on it. Or, when they heard "Client LIST" they probably thought Excel was the way to go. I'd watch for names like Chris P. Bacon and I.P. Freely, among others.
jul 14, 2025, 12:09 am • 0 0 • view
Oh yeah someone without a brain or morals will write one and guess who WON’T be on it?
jul 13, 2025, 3:53 am • 0 0 • view
They’ll use ChatGPT and that’s how they’ll get caught
jul 13, 2025, 4:55 am • 0 0 • view
who needs a list when there is an interview bsky.app/profile/redl...
jul 13, 2025, 5:45 pm • 1 0 • view
Early on in the admin I assumed they'd just released doctored files and no one would notice or care and MAGA would be happy about it, but as I've watched them fail at basic believable lying time and time again I'm realizing that doctoring a file might be too high a bar...
jul 13, 2025, 2:09 am • 3 0 • view
There has to be a whistleblower in the woodwork. There just has to be. This would be a great time for an Epstileaks batch of evidence to hit the web. Is there anyone out there… Elon?
jul 13, 2025, 6:08 am • 2 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 4:12 pm • 0 0 • view
I assume that’s what the fight between Bondi and Patel is now. She at least is sort of a real lawyer with a desire to keep her bar license and not cool with wild fabrication and Patel already has made up a list with a bunch of Democrats and some guys who were mean to him in middle school on it
jul 13, 2025, 5:11 am • 2 0 • view
Oh with how the government is reliant on AI to do its bidding now? Absolutely. All anyone needs to do is ask ChatGPT to generate a fake list.
jul 13, 2025, 12:47 am • 3 0 • view
I just came here to say this, they'll just ChatGPT it
jul 13, 2025, 5:09 pm • 0 0 • view
With this crew of dumbf*ck’s in charge, anything nefarious is possible. 🤦🏻♀️
jul 13, 2025, 5:53 am • 1 0 • view
I think that’s what they will do . Missing pages or something stupid
jul 13, 2025, 2:29 am • 1 0 • view
I'm trying to game out how they'll respond and they're really in the teeth of it. They can't possibly release the real thing.
jul 13, 2025, 1:45 am • 0 0 • view
It's definitely possible. It's kind of like Occam's Razor, the dumbest possible option is what Trump is going to do.
jul 13, 2025, 1:01 am • 3 0 • view
Seems likely for sure. But somebody somewhere actually knows or has something. It'll come out eventually, as if we don't already have plenty of probable cause to believe the worst
jul 13, 2025, 2:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe somebody is blackmailing someone
jul 13, 2025, 5:16 pm • 1 0 • view
If they are, it's a very deep well. Well never find out.
jul 13, 2025, 5:54 pm • 0 0 • view
That would be just like them to vehemently deny it exists & then release a fake one. MAGA falls for everything.
jul 13, 2025, 1:06 am • 2 0 • view
Our best hope has always been that their incompetence would outstrip their malice.
jul 13, 2025, 10:39 am • 0 0 • view
I will bet real actual money that it is chatgpt and includes shit like "a knife, a knife, a knife, a knife"
jul 13, 2025, 5:06 am • 0 0 • view
Yep 👍
jul 14, 2025, 2:49 am • 0 0 • view
depending on your point of view, this might have already happened twice
jul 13, 2025, 5:01 am • 0 0 • view
Honestly even if they release it now, I won't believe it. Trump will at least scrub his name from it, and I'm sure a few of his buddies.
jul 13, 2025, 1:02 am • 6 0 • view
They can't release the list, it's in a box, in a bathroom, surrounded by big ocean.
jul 13, 2025, 11:26 am • 2 0 • view
Well, a definite tell is if it's written with a Sharpie.
jul 13, 2025, 1:15 am • 2 0 • view
Omg! Can you imagine?😂😂
jul 13, 2025, 3:33 am • 1 0 • view
Why doesn't one of the people with valid proof make history, be in the history books forever, and just break it all out?? At some point that's got to be worth more than anything else keeping them quiet.
jul 13, 2025, 4:36 pm • 2 0 • view
they ARE just that level of incompetent, i can see them even now rushing around to put in the fix but… i also think it’s going to be transparent af
jul 13, 2025, 12:44 am • 5 0 • view
I’m surprised they didn’t try that first- lazy.
jul 13, 2025, 9:13 am • 0 0 • view
It will have: - ZERO people ever involved with Trump - A list of people that have criticised Trump - Democrats, but no Republicans (Unless they are loudly anti-Trump)
jul 13, 2025, 12:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Even if he blames Bondi/Patel/Bongino for it, MAGA will want them fired and the only expectation for their replacements will be “release the full list”. But now he’s saying the list is fake and comparing it to Russiagate? That implies he thinks Epstein is innocent.
jul 13, 2025, 1:05 am • 3 0 • view
Honestly I am surprised this was not step 1, a made up list that more or less consisted of his political adversaries.
jul 13, 2025, 12:45 am • 30 0 • view
He could have done that and it would have worked
jul 13, 2025, 6:39 am • 1 0 • view
Because it wouldn't have drawn as much attention. How many posts have you seen today demanding the release of the Epstein files? I lost count. I did count two Trump trollbots whose posts randomly appeared in my feed though. Blocked but I complained to Blue Sky about it after the second one.
jul 13, 2025, 10:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Imagine if they ask AI to reproduce the Epstein files without any mention of Trump.
jul 13, 2025, 1:59 am • 0 0 • view
They will probably use ChatGPT cause that’s how they do things
jul 13, 2025, 2:41 pm • 0 0 • view
"TO AMERICA. I, the late, great Jeffrey Epstein, have written this file to expose the very unfair Criminals who were friends with me! This is the List!! Every Democrat and foreigner was on my big, beautiful island. SAD! Trump was not, he is a GREAT MAN!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
jul 13, 2025, 8:32 am • 7 0 • view
probably being typed up right now
jul 13, 2025, 2:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Release or not... he is / they are really in big trouble...
jul 13, 2025, 1:19 am • 1 0 • view
BINGO
jul 13, 2025, 1:06 am • 1 0 • view
It'll be Ghislane's black book, with obviously missing pages, LMAO
jul 13, 2025, 12:47 am • 6 1 • view
Yup, first thing that crossed my mind when they started backpedaling was, "Uh, ohhhhh, they're freaked about this and Trump is panic-tweeting... now they'll start editing and shredding," and... well... it may already have happened. From this point on, I won't trust anything they release.
jul 13, 2025, 5:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Probably at it as you wrote
jul 13, 2025, 6:22 pm • 0 0 • view
Please be an AI generated file ... please be an AI generated file ... please be an AI generated file ...
jul 13, 2025, 12:46 am • 5 0 • view
funniest possible situation here is that they’re telling the truth and there really aren’t any files and nobody will ever believe them and they’re stuck between making something up and doubling down on “no files” forever
jul 13, 2025, 12:57 am • 499 21 • view
Truly the most Glonzo possible scenario.
jul 13, 2025, 1:21 am • 1 0 • view
I honestly believe this is a real possibility. There is no formal list. But they have lied so much about it, they have painted themselves into a corner. So yea, I agree with your thoughts on the outcome. And if they try to produce a fake list, 100% they will get caught for making it up.
jul 13, 2025, 2:09 am • 5 0 • view
That’s the Rod Serling version, for sure
jul 13, 2025, 12:57 am • 10 0 • view
That's the downside of fabricating stories and feeding them as fact to gullible supporters.
jul 13, 2025, 1:05 am • 3 0 • view
YES
jul 13, 2025, 1:17 am • 0 0 • view
Fully expect this
jul 13, 2025, 5:50 pm • 0 0 • view
occams razor!
jul 13, 2025, 1:04 am • 0 0 • view
There is a solid 10% chance that this is the case.
jul 13, 2025, 1:08 am • 3 0 • view
Imagine there really are no Epstein files, and they’re stuck in a credibility black hole because we all assume they’re lying. That’s the price of decades of bullshit. Peak karmic irony.
jul 13, 2025, 3:27 am • 1 0 • view
See I thought that could be a possibility until the idiot "Truthed" that rant were he blamed Hillary and Obama and said that the list was directly an attack against him. NOW i think that theres more then just a list .
jul 13, 2025, 4:40 am • 2 0 • view
Judging by all their dynamics and by Trump's dynamics he's 100% going to keep doubling down because so far his methods have worked consistently with spiting his own voters and he's had no reason to change that.
jul 13, 2025, 1:00 am • 11 0 • view
There are no files but Trump thinks there are and keeps Streisanding himself to prevent the release of nothing or close to nothing
jul 13, 2025, 1:30 am • 1 0 • view
Biden's dog ate my Epstein files
jul 13, 2025, 1:13 am • 1 0 • view
Didn’t this basically already happen with the tape? They still messed it up because the missing footage which has a benign explanation but they just assumed they’d be believed with no issue?
jul 13, 2025, 4:46 am • 4 0 • view
I suspect this is actually the truth. They've been flogging this imaginary bullshit for years, and their hideous lack of organization finally led them to very publicly contradict themselves. Their incoherent attempts at damage control are only making things worse.
jul 13, 2025, 4:25 am • 1 0 • view
i literally don't see a way out of this for them
jul 13, 2025, 4:40 am • 2 0 • view
Funniest possible sutuation is they release a badly doctored version that accidentally leaves in a bunch of people they meant to remove but fucked up
jul 13, 2025, 1:00 am • 98 0 • view
they'll use grok, so in addition to keeping some real names it'll add like... Sportacus, Edward Cullen, and all the characters from Entourage
jul 13, 2025, 5:40 am • 2 0 • view
Sharpie modifications. Cross outs and write-ins in LARGE CAPS.
jul 13, 2025, 4:33 pm • 1 0 • view
They'll use ai and it will do an ai job about it
jul 13, 2025, 1:43 am • 5 0 • view
Okay, we all need to manifest this scenario in any way we can.
jul 13, 2025, 1:46 am • 3 0 • view
They triumphantly release video of Bill and Hillary sipping wine coolers with Epstein on his island. They shout it to the high heavens that this is the smoking gun, but miss that 6 minutes in, Donald Trump wanders aimlessly across the background of the shot in boxer shorts.
jul 13, 2025, 5:30 am • 4 0 • view
Bonus points if they leave it so that someone with the ability to leak an unredacted version is included on the one they publish
jul 13, 2025, 1:02 am • 70 0 • view
There is 100% chance they are too incompetent to redact correctly.
jul 13, 2025, 1:24 am • 26 0 • view
What’s hilarious is that whatever is in the files is almost certainly benign but too dense or boring for maga to read, so upon their release they will just look around in a panic and decide they must be fake or altered Which we should absolutely encourage
jul 13, 2025, 1:36 am • 20 0 • view
This is so likely it’s shameful.
jul 13, 2025, 4:41 am • 19 0 • view
Nonzero chance they try to say Zohran’s dad was on the island
jul 13, 2025, 12:48 am • 2 0 • view
I'm skeptical. The regime's going with "it was suicide and there is no client list," so if they then released a list, even a real one, they'd be admitting that they covered it up.
jul 13, 2025, 12:54 am • 9 0 • view
Yup. Again, why we need to keep demanding that list.
jul 13, 2025, 2:02 am • 5 0 • view
Micah, they had hundreds of probably now disgruntled fbi agents pour over the files for redactions, its not an if. And that's before we have victims come out of the woodwork to say hey they are covering up what happened to me.
jul 13, 2025, 1:30 am • 2 0 • view
The moment bondi pulled hundreds of agents off of duty to pour over the Epstein materials is the moment she lost any ability to compartmentalize it.
jul 13, 2025, 1:32 am • 6 0 • view
It’s always the bumbling of the cover up.
jul 14, 2025, 1:15 am • 0 0 • view
Since it seems they are messing with the video, sure they are trying to fake something right now
jul 13, 2025, 1:03 am • 0 0 • view
I think what’s going to happen is that they will release names of democrats and say that’s the full file. No matter how they respond people want to see blood. The longer they hold out the more angry his base will become. Expect them to continue lying.
jul 13, 2025, 2:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Surely Big Balls is on the case
jul 13, 2025, 5:21 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 13, 2025, 3:03 am • 1 0 • view
em dashes everywhere
jul 13, 2025, 1:08 am • 0 0 • view
Yes, and if it happens I expect it to be comical what’s in it, but diehards will believe
jul 13, 2025, 6:27 pm • 0 0 • view
It’ll be like Bill Clinton Joe Biden Barack Obama Jimmy Carter Al Gore Zohran Mamdani
jul 13, 2025, 6:01 am • 4 0 • view
AI Epstein
jul 13, 2025, 1:02 am • 0 0 • view
They did release a doctored feed of Epstein's cell so this is the logical next move
jul 13, 2025, 12:44 am • 17 1 • view
Yes. And regardless of how quickly it's debunked, the MAGAverse will soak it up and scream we told you so.
jul 13, 2025, 10:02 pm • 0 0 • view
That's where this is going for sure!
jul 13, 2025, 1:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Honestly they should have done that in the first place. That’s where you see the laziness lol
jul 13, 2025, 5:44 pm • 1 0 • view