what they actually need is to magically remove calories from oreos without changing the taste in any way so I can eat an entire box of them at a time without gaining 17 pounds
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what if they tasted the same, but were so incredibly effortful to eat that it came up net 0?
jul 30, 2025, 12:33 am • 0 0 • view
This goes hand-in-hand with the "figure out how I can burn fat or just transmute it to muscle without much effort" initiative, let's see if we can't roll those two in together somehow.
jul 30, 2025, 12:16 am • 3 0 • view
Can we make lying motionless on the couch reading into some sort of low-effort high-results resistance training?
jul 30, 2025, 12:22 am • 3 0 • view
Big books & constantly shifting to be comfortable?
jul 30, 2025, 12:34 am • 2 0 • view
I mostly read on Kindle these days.
jul 30, 2025, 12:35 am • 1 0 • view
oddly enough, my arms/hands only go numb when holding screens!
jul 30, 2025, 12:38 am • 0 0 • view
Hmm, I wonder if it's a because the tablet/devices are thinner and so your hand has to squeeze more/that's less close to a resting/slack position for the wrists?
jul 30, 2025, 12:44 am • 0 0 • view
“OK boss, just like you wanted, all right-handed sugars and oils.”
jul 30, 2025, 1:09 am • 0 0 • view
They already did that but they forgot to change the label. Go ahead and eat 2 boxes tonight.
jul 30, 2025, 12:17 am • 2 0 • view
I told this story once on here and the replies were ... interesting, but if your eat an entire box of Oreos and nothing else you'll have a very strange day the next day
jul 30, 2025, 12:17 am • 4 0 • view
I used to work at a market research company in the mall. Once Nab sent us a lot of Oreos and then ended up canceling the planned study. Boss sent us each home with a case. I was making ~$4/hr at the time... Led to an interesting week. Oh, to be 20 with iron intestines again.
jul 30, 2025, 12:25 am • 4 0 • view
Your poor toilet bowl
jul 30, 2025, 12:26 am • 2 0 • view
My poor roommate…. Indirectly.
jul 30, 2025, 12:27 am • 2 0 • view
What happened?
jul 30, 2025, 12:31 am • 1 0 • view
Brown
jul 30, 2025, 12:37 am • 1 0 • view
I ate a bunch of baby carrots and then an entire bag of Oreos. The next day I pooped out a turd that was the brightest orange on one side and the darkest midnight on the other with the most perfect crisp seam between them. Never knew bodies could do that
jul 30, 2025, 1:10 am • 3 0 • view
lol
jul 30, 2025, 1:43 am • 1 0 • view
But would that really be as satisfying? Or would you just eat as many boxes of them you'd need to, to gain 17 pounds?
jul 30, 2025, 1:26 am • 0 0 • view
New Oreos, with Olestra!
jul 30, 2025, 12:34 am • 0 0 • view