join the gestapo! kidnap guys from home depot! separate parents from their children! wear a mask all day while your fellow citizens yell at you! don't look at yourself in the mirror at night!
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Arrest and deport a grandpa at his green card renewal! Put US Citizens in concentration camps just bc they are brown! Lie to courts about gang affiliations of tax paying asylum seekers!
jul 30, 2025, 5:12 pm • 0 0 • view
The country will be in such a better state just as soon as Trump gains access to the time machine Biden's been using to allow people who've been living in the country for more than twenty years to move in within the last four years. 😄
jul 31, 2025, 8:01 am • 0 0 • view
ICE seems more like the SS tbh
jul 30, 2025, 4:03 pm • 0 0 • view
And as always their language is telling a lot about themselves.
jul 30, 2025, 3:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Actual laugh out loud at this one, bless you kind sir.
jul 30, 2025, 3:21 pm • 0 0 • view
This is sickening. And teachers, mental health professionals, and other professions are making garbage pay.
jul 31, 2025, 3:19 am • 1 0 • view
There's still a part of me that wants to apply, get inside, and do what I can to mess up everything possible. I'm just afraid they'll "disappear me" when they find out.
jul 30, 2025, 3:21 pm • 0 0 • view
I thought they didn’t like wearing masks? Freedom and whatnot.
jul 30, 2025, 3:53 pm • 0 0 • view
This is why they are tanking the economy or at least dont care about the damage. The rich and large corporations will survive. Everyone else gets desperate enough to join up. Doesn’t even have to be on a mass scale or anything. Economy is really so rigged against regular people.
jul 30, 2025, 3:49 pm • 7 0 • view
Doesn't that mean they're desperate?
jul 31, 2025, 9:39 pm • 0 0 • view
And when this is over find out how many of your neighbors watched Nazi Hunters/Hunters and fantasized about being Pacino.
jul 30, 2025, 4:55 pm • 0 0 • view
LOL Donny is the King Pedo. When are we deporting him?
jul 30, 2025, 3:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Honestly, it makes me wanna join up just to be an inside snitch trying to pull a no-kill run in MW2 "No Russian." But im sure a background check on me graduating high school would be instant disqualification
jul 30, 2025, 3:19 pm • 6 0 • view
Worst criminals are apparently day laborers, construction workers, landscapers, car wash attendants, bus boys and soccer moms judged by who they are actually arresting.
jul 30, 2025, 3:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Only requirements are being a felon, racist, rapist and pedophile
jul 30, 2025, 5:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Yesterday there was a headline about ICE kidnapping a recent immigrant cop in Maine. How long until they start kidnapping their own, because I can't imagine there are no recent immigrants signing up for this.
jul 30, 2025, 3:30 pm • 0 1 • view
End up as an assistant carbon paper sorter in Hell! (Miller will be the head carbon paper sorter in Hell, of course.)
jul 30, 2025, 3:21 pm • 8 0 • view
How does rounding up a bunch of roofers trying to support their families make America safer? The masked brutes with impunity to do whatever they want are far more dangerous.
jul 30, 2025, 5:33 pm • 0 0 • view
The kind of scum that’s willing to sign up to this won’t have any problem with looking at a mirror at night. They will probably keep a tally of how many lives they have ruined and will compare it with their colleagues.
jul 30, 2025, 3:33 pm • 1 0 • view
Aren't they worried that using this kind of language will attract applicants who will lack the sensitivity and calm demeanor needed to be a good law enforcement officer?
jul 30, 2025, 4:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Pick strawberries for a living after serving your sentence for trafficking!
jul 30, 2025, 3:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe the fact that they are paying 50k sign on bonuses yet they have to beg people to join should be a clue that they are going to be on the wrong side of history.
jul 30, 2025, 3:24 pm • 10 0 • view
As mothers we should all make or buy our kids one of a kind masks for the holidays and then if we see an ICE agent wearing our mask we march out into the streets grab them by their ears and rip the mask off
jul 30, 2025, 3:36 pm • 0 0 • view
Sign up, get paid and sabotage from within.
jul 30, 2025, 4:38 pm • 0 0 • view
How long would authority [...] exist, if not for the willingness of the mass to become soldiers, policemen, jailers and hangmen? Emma Goldman
jul 30, 2025, 5:04 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm imagining a world where EPA pollution techs and CDC vaccine researchers get $50K signing bonuses.
jul 30, 2025, 5:09 pm • 1 0 • view
nah they all love looking at themselves in the mirror and doing the taxi driver bit
jul 30, 2025, 3:23 pm • 1 0 • view
If I were a teacher this might look pretty appealing
jul 30, 2025, 4:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Are you an asshole? Uncle Sam wants YOU!
jul 30, 2025, 3:20 pm • 1 0 • view
How much signing bonus do we need to pay you to take a job that's about dismantling your community and that you wouldn't want to tell your neighbors and friends about?
jul 30, 2025, 3:30 pm • 1 0 • view
Don't be stupid, be a smarty! Come and join the Nazi party!
jul 30, 2025, 4:14 pm • 0 0 • view
If I were Stephen Miller, I wouldn't want to look at myself in the mirror anyway, so that's not as big a deterrent for him.
jul 30, 2025, 5:02 pm • 0 0 • view
An ICE facility near me is about to expand and while it isn't operated by the government, the private prison group that operates it has been airing radio ads on my favorite station looking for workers at every level. It disgusts me.
jul 30, 2025, 6:37 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m gonna change it from the inside *does NOT slam the innocent person’s head into the doorframe while putting them in the car headed to the concentration camp*
jul 30, 2025, 4:34 pm • 0 0 • view
Lie to your children about what you do so they aren't ashamed of you!
jul 30, 2025, 4:31 pm • 7 0 • view
Be even beneath the contempt of cops, like on a level further down than ACAB, even.
jul 30, 2025, 3:24 pm • 3 0 • view
Anybody enticed by that (accurate) recruiting spiel should be ineligible for government service of any type
jul 30, 2025, 7:23 pm • 0 0 • view
Im convinced Stephen Miller can only orgasm during intercourse if he is watching videos of ICE raids.
jul 30, 2025, 4:08 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s so incredible they have to bribe people with more than the average annual pay rate to do it
jul 30, 2025, 5:15 pm • 1 0 • view
Trump: "They're getting the worst criminals out of our country!" Me: "No way. YOU'RE still here."
jul 30, 2025, 5:37 pm • 1 0 • view
bet big that the pendulum doesn't swing the other way during your lifetime! don't look up what happened to the median gestapo goon!
jul 30, 2025, 3:16 pm • 9 0 • view
It would be a shame if someone built a bot to send garbage applications to that website. A real shame.
jul 30, 2025, 3:17 pm • 21 1 • view
tempted to sign up in the same way Nellie Bly checked herself in to Blackwell's Island Women's Lunatic Asylum.
jul 30, 2025, 3:51 pm • 2 0 • view
Scream into a pillow at night until you faint
jul 30, 2025, 3:21 pm • 23 0 • view
Really taking their work home with them.
jul 30, 2025, 3:50 pm • 3 0 • view
I hate to say it but I can understand why people would with those pay rates. I'm not, but damn.
jul 30, 2025, 5:25 pm • 0 0 • view
be vague and non-committal to your friends and family when they ask about your job. say you "work in law enforcement" and walk away before there are any further questions. put your service weapon in your mou
jul 30, 2025, 4:08 pm • 2 0 • view
Every recruiting event should have twenty moms outside it: "Do you think you're a good person? Are you sure?" "Do you know what a 'slavecatcher' was?" "In what stories are _these_ guys the heroes?"
jul 30, 2025, 3:48 pm • 17 2 • view
Anyone showing up to join ICE should be told that the job will put their immortal soul in grave danger. Heaven's gates will be closed to them. Truly.
jul 30, 2025, 4:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Absolutely amazing that Trump included the word "pedophiles" in his fascist screed. Literally no self-awareness either for him or his cult members.
jul 30, 2025, 3:25 pm • 1 0 • view
MAGA! Malicious Assholes Gaslighting America
jul 30, 2025, 3:30 pm • 3 0 • view
Are you sick of not knowing whether you're a bad guy? A career with ICE can provide clarity!
jul 30, 2025, 4:15 pm • 0 0 • view
There's no way those guys aren't home flexing in front of the mirror every night in their cosplay army gear. "Fuck yeah bro! I'm so alpha bro! Hnnng!"
jul 30, 2025, 3:47 pm • 0 0 • view
This is what Confederate Americans miss most about slavery days, the Lamentation of the Women. Pray for Justice. Pray they have the simple choice to learn better or die. An Eye for an Eye, in that Sweet Ol By and By.
jul 30, 2025, 3:28 pm • 0 0 • view
I wonder if I could take a long enough leave of absence from my job to join, get the signing bonus, and leave. Because I bet these idiots didn't do the contracts well.
jul 30, 2025, 3:29 pm • 0 1 • view
Off-topic, but sometimes it’s hard for m to read Trump and not think of Spiderman’s J. Jonah Jameson. Who actually uses the term sleaze bags in 2025?
jul 30, 2025, 3:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Also, you will be pawns who will not be protected from prosecution with the kind of immunity Donald has. You will face accountability with a law abiding administration.
jul 30, 2025, 5:05 pm • 3 0 • view
be funny if people started showing up at ICE raids dressed like them, in unmarked cars, and acted like they do to other people, to them, yelling at them asking what they think they are doing there, acting like the ICE officers are the fakes.
jul 30, 2025, 8:01 pm • 2 0 • view
jul 30, 2025, 4:53 pm • 7 1 • view
Gestapopo?
jul 30, 2025, 8:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Fucking Pumpkin Tits calling ANYONE a pedo is rich. Piece of shit.
jul 30, 2025, 3:33 pm • 0 0 • view