this may literally be the one subject on the planet on which everyone is aligned in this way I’m not sure you could get these poll numbers with “the sky is blue” or “two plus two equals four”
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These numbers are no good. Trump thinks two plus two should be equal to twenty-two! The pedophile dude is a marked target by all parties. His ending may be a shocker. JD may knife him and assume power. America has become a highly corrupt country. Anything goes because of the shady Supreme Court.
aug 5, 2025, 9:43 am • 0 0 • view
Please don’t rile up the Terrance Howard simps😒
aug 5, 2025, 2:52 am • 3 0 • view
And yet…
aug 5, 2025, 4:05 am • 0 0 • view
Well in all fairness it does rely on context, 2 glasses of water + two glasses of water = one glass of water but a pedophile is always a pedophile no context needed
aug 5, 2025, 4:52 am • 0 0 • view
Very important read: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
aug 5, 2025, 11:39 am • 1 0 • view
Or the earth is round 🌍
aug 5, 2025, 3:30 am • 0 0 • view
We can find common ground. This proves it. We have to unite in the name of democracy to fight oppression. Monsters have been voting oppression into law for a very long time causing this mess.
aug 5, 2025, 1:43 am • 0 0 • view
2.3 + 2.3 = 4.6 rounded that's 2 + 2 = 5 big math will never pull one over on me!!!! release the epstein files
aug 5, 2025, 1:52 am • 3 0 • view
Of all the possible unity horses- I didn't expect them to go so hard on this one.
aug 5, 2025, 7:43 am • 0 0 • view
Certainly not with "the Earth is round".
aug 5, 2025, 10:50 am • 2 0 • view
In Orwell’s novel 1984, 2 + 2 sometimes equals 5… if it helps the party.
aug 5, 2025, 1:57 am • 0 0 • view
The world agreed it was bad when the Catholic Priests molested children. We united to end it. We should do the same for billionaires and powerful white men.
aug 5, 2025, 1:41 am • 2 0 • view
There’s no difference anymore between a Republican and a MAGA Republican. Anyone not MAGA changed Registration.
aug 5, 2025, 8:13 am • 0 0 • view
seperating 'maga' from republicans is very cute awwww someone still thinks they can be separated from one another
aug 5, 2025, 5:25 am • 1 0 • view
Dash Sulzberger will find a way, tho...
aug 5, 2025, 1:27 am • 2 0 • view
The idiot great-grandson?
aug 5, 2025, 1:42 am • 1 0 • view
Depleted gene pool for sure. “Meritocracy.”
aug 5, 2025, 12:21 pm • 1 0 • view
I'd ask "what does the release of the files mean?" Is it; everything, with redactions only to shield potential victims? selected transcripts from a grand jury investigation in a related case? release of things which the inner circle of Trump's cabinet think they can explain away?
aug 5, 2025, 8:42 am • 0 0 • view
I’m pretty sure that at this point a lot of magats are ready to finally jump ship, they just need something like the Ep file to hang their hats on
aug 5, 2025, 3:30 am • 0 0 • view
again, i was told it would all be over by now
aug 5, 2025, 1:14 am • 6 0 • view
Considering that drug prices are now said to be down 1500% and it doesn't seem to shock republicans, I guess 2+2=4 is controversial now.
aug 5, 2025, 10:07 am • 1 0 • view
Gonna need the names of those who answered no because I have questions
aug 5, 2025, 8:52 am • 0 0 • view
aug 5, 2025, 1:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Or the Earth is round.
aug 5, 2025, 1:08 pm • 2 0 • view
Republicans and MAGA republicans — like peas and carrots. 😂
aug 5, 2025, 10:26 am • 0 0 • view
Redheads?
aug 5, 2025, 1:49 am • 0 0 • view
Is the Pope Catholic? Who cares!? Release the Epstein files!
aug 5, 2025, 7:49 am • 0 0 • view
That's better results then the earth is round vs flatt
aug 5, 2025, 2:59 am • 3 0 • view
Absolutely priceless and brilliantly stated.
aug 5, 2025, 12:16 pm • 0 0 • view
are they aligned on actually wanting to condemn all the people on the list, even if they’re republicans, though 😭
aug 5, 2025, 1:44 am • 1 0 • view
Weird that they asked republicans twice. Were they expecting a different response from the same people?
aug 5, 2025, 10:06 am • 2 0 • view
There is another one, the mass censorship of the internet is unilaterally agreed to be terrible by all sides of the political spectrum. The only people who think the censorship is a good idea is the government, big tech, wealthy evangelicals (& their sockpuppets) and Israel.
aug 5, 2025, 2:45 am • 4 0 • view
Reminds me of this xkcd, which is an interesting snapshot of a very brief moment in time. xkcd.com/2305/
aug 5, 2025, 2:51 am • 26 0 • view
I’m concerned by the 24% of people who don’t like kittens
aug 5, 2025, 3:27 am • 11 0 • view
I'm allergic.
aug 5, 2025, 5:30 am • 3 0 • view
Fair.
aug 5, 2025, 12:53 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeah, what’s up with that?
aug 5, 2025, 3:41 am • 0 0 • view
Good lord, we could've had it aaaaaaaaaalll and instead we have *waves at literally everything right now* Also who are the 16% who don't like kittens and the 14% who don't like Betty White because they are Objectively Wrong and I just wanna talk
aug 5, 2025, 6:46 am • 0 0 • view
*26% who don't like kittens OH MY GOD IT'S WORSE THAN I FIRST THOUGHT
aug 5, 2025, 6:47 am • 1 0 • view
This study offers up the comparison (in numbers) that a higher percentage of people want to see the release of the Epstein files than believe the Earth revolves around the sun, so like... yeah, Micah is right carsey.unh.edu/publication/...
aug 5, 2025, 1:25 am • 77 10 • view
This chart is wild
aug 5, 2025, 1:34 am • 24 0 • view
More people think humans change the climate than think people evolved??? There's people who believe in creationism AND climate change??????
aug 5, 2025, 3:11 am • 6 0 • view
On the one hand I'm disgusted with the scientific literacy of folks in this country, and on the other I'm disappointed. Even when it looks good, it's still not that great! But the way "statement is scientifically backed" switches from "oh hell no" to "oh hell yeah" at some arbitrary point is a ride
aug 5, 2025, 1:44 am • 16 0 • view
I will also say that in addition to all the bad feels this chart & study give me, it also gives me a lot of derisive laughter too
aug 5, 2025, 1:49 am • 12 0 • view
It definitely made me smile, thank you for sharing it
aug 5, 2025, 1:52 am • 4 0 • view
Thank goodness it's possible to have common sense, academic respect & a sense of humour all at once or we'd be doomed 💀
aug 5, 2025, 3:15 am • 2 0 • view
On the plus side, more people believe in the scientifically-backed statements for all the options listed than believe the bullshit, even if a worrying percentage do believe the bullshit. That's nice to see
aug 5, 2025, 5:00 am • 2 0 • view
For real and kinda depressing.
aug 5, 2025, 4:35 am • 2 0 • view
there are geocentrists in the big 2025?
aug 5, 2025, 8:04 am • 1 0 • view
10% of people said the Earth is flat. Given that the graph doesn’t distinguish between don’t know and disagree these could be the same people.
aug 5, 2025, 8:14 am • 1 0 • view
after the last 10 years that is literally the most believable part for me
aug 5, 2025, 5:25 pm • 1 0 • view
What was redacted between the moon landings were faked and Covid was exaggerated? Coincidence?
aug 5, 2025, 2:37 am • 4 0 • view
angular momentum is not conserved
aug 5, 2025, 8:24 am • 2 0 • view
what if they put that in there specifically to bring out the conspiracy theorists! 🤯
aug 5, 2025, 3:05 am • 1 0 • view
Release the files!
aug 5, 2025, 3:13 am • 1 0 • view
I feel like at least some Republicans probably want "the Epstein Files" and not the actual Epstein files, aka they just want a long list of all the people they've been told to hate with accusations that they've fucked and possibly cannibalized children so they can all be round up and shot.
aug 5, 2025, 12:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Who the hell are the 10% of dems who don't think it's important?..
aug 5, 2025, 5:04 am • 0 0 • view
"blue no matter who types" who believe in absolutely nothing except yelling at people to their left?
aug 5, 2025, 5:55 am • 1 0 • view
It’s me! I’m the ten percent of Dems who just want people to keep screaming at Trump about this forever lol.
aug 5, 2025, 1:15 am • 14 0 • view
I DO think there are challenges with releasing documents and protecting the women victims. But do I want anyone (ahem Dershowitz) with even a tangential appearance in the files to be outed and accept whatever infant accrues? Fuck yes.
aug 5, 2025, 1:16 am • 4 0 • view
Oh yeah I sure won't be mad if THAT kind of thing goes down. Really it's win/win.
aug 5, 2025, 1:17 am • 0 0 • view
If a giant pile of legal records and whatnot are just dumped on the public people will get bored IMMEDIATELY. It's more lurid in the Rube Imagination!
aug 5, 2025, 1:17 am • 5 0 • view
If it contains something so terribly incriminating that it makes his life worse, I want it out. Otherwise, this works.
aug 5, 2025, 12:03 pm • 0 0 • view
I do want them released. Eventually. Preferably one page at a time for the next half-century until every current Republican officeholder is cold in the prison cemetery.
aug 5, 2025, 1:23 am • 19 0 • view
Okay yeah this might be the best possible compromise! The ol' "Podesta Emails" technique!
aug 5, 2025, 1:23 am • 8 0 • view
I can understand not wanting to kick what is almost certainly a planet-sized wasp nest but that buzzing is getting louder either way
aug 5, 2025, 1:17 am • 4 0 • view
My question is : what is Dumb Donnie afraid of? Not jail, obv. So it must be his reputation that is on the line for him, and quite possibly the reputations of a hell of a lot of other rich scum. I bet that, in secret, they ae saying those files better NOT come out or they'll kill him.
aug 5, 2025, 5:37 am • 0 0 • view
47 is a pedo.
aug 5, 2025, 9:55 am • 0 0 • view
Now do a poll of politicians
aug 5, 2025, 2:23 am • 0 0 • view
I expect the Republican numbers there to go down. Many Republicans are already defending pedophilia in the name of their cult leader.
aug 5, 2025, 10:31 am • 1 0 • view
Cognitive dissonance because so many republicans/maga actually are pedophyle or pedophyle-complacent 🙃🤯
aug 5, 2025, 8:58 am • 0 0 • view
I like to look at this as a fear index A significantly higher amount of Republicans don't want the list released than Dems Dems don't care if the Clintons, Joe Biden, or anyone in their party is on the list as they want them in cuffs, while Republicans deny every oen of their people are in it.
aug 5, 2025, 8:05 am • 0 0 • view
I am a Marxist Socialist and hate democrats, but I will give liberal voters credit where it is due. It seems liberal voters actually care about justice, rather than defending whatever candidate they love most. Unless somehow Obama is on there, idk if Libs will be jumping to defend anyone on it.
aug 5, 2025, 8:05 am • 1 0 • view
Those who do not want it released are in the file, probably guilty of illegal behavior with minors. Is there another logical reason?
aug 5, 2025, 9:17 am • 0 0 • view
it's a good thing they're totally going to do this in good faith and not stage a coverup so shitty you can see it from space
aug 5, 2025, 2:48 am • 30 0 • view
I wish I had your confidence, Daryl
aug 5, 2025, 3:22 am • 0 0 • view
The part that makes zero sense to me is why they haven’t just edited his name out and released a fake “unredacted” copy. It’s not like they have a problem lying on this stuff.
aug 5, 2025, 7:45 am • 0 0 • view
That's because 2 + 2 equals fish
aug 5, 2025, 1:16 am • 1 0 • view
glory, be! youtu.be/L5GJDDf36lw?...
aug 5, 2025, 2:25 am • 0 0 • view
Jesus fuckin’ Christ…
aug 5, 2025, 1:28 am • 0 0 • view
It would be interesting to add Republican elected officials to this chart. How low would their number be?
aug 5, 2025, 8:01 am • 0 0 • view
Assad numbers from Republicans! But for real who are the ten percent of Democrats that don't want them released? Did they ask Bill Clinton 400 times?
aug 5, 2025, 1:12 am • 130 0 • view
10% say "Who's Epstein?"
aug 5, 2025, 5:28 am • 1 0 • view
It’s the 10% who actually believe the “this is a distraction” stuff
aug 5, 2025, 4:28 pm • 1 0 • view
I know one or two. They consider it a sideshow and "Twitter" thing.
aug 5, 2025, 1:10 pm • 0 0 • view
27% crazification factor, undefeated
aug 5, 2025, 1:13 am • 53 2 • view
I've read enough of this stuff that I know it exists and even the reasons why, to some extent, but I will never, ever, internalize it
aug 5, 2025, 1:15 am • 13 0 • view
I think that there is very little actual information collected by surveys like this. They’re just take generation schemes.
aug 5, 2025, 1:18 am • 11 0 • view
When it gets to 10% you are in “didn’t understand question” factor
aug 5, 2025, 3:22 am • 31 1 • view
“Hey man I’m just answering this as fast as possible to get my candy crush bonus, I didn’t even read it”
aug 5, 2025, 7:43 am • 3 0 • view
Those precious, pure people who don't watch any news, use social media, anything. Absolutely under a rock. Envy them constantly.
aug 5, 2025, 5:02 am • 11 0 • view
No. 1 google search the day of last election - Did Biden drop out?
aug 5, 2025, 6:56 am • 13 1 • view
Under the current administration, do you think it's going to be anything but a lie? There's no way anything implicates Trump unless they did something stupid in a coverup.
aug 5, 2025, 10:13 am • 1 0 • view
Heh I just publicly claimed to be them. Under the "a lurid mystery is worse for Trump than the reality" theory. But it's two-thirds joking on my part.
aug 5, 2025, 1:20 am • 4 0 • view
Oh, that one's easy though. The files get released, and then you start asking for "the rest of them", like those weirdos who willed The Snyder Cut into existence
aug 5, 2025, 1:27 am • 8 0 • view
It’s a phone text survey. I expect they have a decent number of folks who get it and troll the report. Or are old enough they don’t know how to properly answer on their phone and make mistakes.
aug 5, 2025, 7:46 am • 6 1 • view
RFK Jr was a Democrat like 12 months ago so
aug 5, 2025, 3:20 am • 1 0 • view
I assume some % are worried about the victims. The rest are probably just evil or live under a rock.
aug 5, 2025, 3:27 am • 1 0 • view
"Pedophiles are bad" is a pretty universal human thought, not gonna lie. I mean, even in canine circles, the puppies are kinda off limits, ya know? Dogs that don't understand that rule get kicked out. While there's a lot of human romanticism about "lone wolves", the real ones don't make it long.
aug 5, 2025, 3:57 am • 2 0 • view
Love that straight up Nazis get their own special republican category now.
aug 5, 2025, 1:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Not even close on “the earth is a sphere that rotates on its axis”
aug 5, 2025, 6:43 am • 1 0 • view
Def not with 2+2.
aug 5, 2025, 2:48 am • 1 0 • view
I thought of one thing bsky.app/profile/real...
aug 5, 2025, 1:12 am • 22 1 • view
I haven't seen the country this united about anything since the Westboro Baptist Church was at the height of its infamy and the entire country said "yeah, fuck those guys"
aug 5, 2025, 4:05 am • 0 0 • view
Unfortunately, both columns are looking for different things. Dems and Independents are like "accountability for all!" The GOP and MAGA are like "why won't they expose the list of Demoncrat pedophiles and baby-eaters?!"
aug 5, 2025, 10:11 am • 2 0 • view
I don't trust the red hats anyway
aug 5, 2025, 3:24 am • 2 0 • view
Then why were we repeatedly told for the last several years that we were conspiracy theorists for listening to victims?
aug 5, 2025, 1:58 am • 0 0 • view
Because Qanon was a limited hangout
aug 5, 2025, 2:12 am • 0 0 • view
82% of MAGA want the Epstein files released, but what percentage think Trump it’s involved? It’s still less than 50%, right?
aug 5, 2025, 1:24 am • 10 0 • view
i feel like all of them realize that the best way for trump to prove hes innocent is to just release the documents he keeps saying hes not a part of. so its like closure for them. they wont like the outcome, but they also dont like secrecy
aug 6, 2025, 4:37 am • 2 0 • view
An important distinction to make before we leap to the “look—they’re human after all, not reptile pod people” conclusion!
aug 5, 2025, 2:14 am • 4 0 • view
Even more agreement than on the subject of background checks for gun buyers
aug 5, 2025, 1:49 am • 0 0 • view
MAGA Republicans & Republicans is like saying: Jim Jones & Jonestown. Like they’re two different things…
aug 5, 2025, 12:24 pm • 1 0 • view
The final great uniting force in American politics, wanting to know who made pilgrimages to Pedophile Island
aug 5, 2025, 12:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Release the #TrumpEpsteinFiles
aug 6, 2025, 12:07 am • 0 0 • view
"On the planet" = USA (I agree with the spirit of your message, but c'mon)
aug 5, 2025, 10:08 am • 1 0 • view
aug 5, 2025, 3:39 am • 0 0 • view
That's insane. I don't think he's gonna slither out of this one.
aug 5, 2025, 3:39 am • 2 0 • view
Anyone who said no shouldn't be allowed near children.
aug 5, 2025, 2:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Terrance having nightmares each night at the thought of "Two plus two equals four"
aug 5, 2025, 8:56 am • 0 0 • view
I’m also curious as to whether Republicans seeing Democrats line up with them makes them feel some kind of way
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