every time I book flights it becomes more and more apparent that the entire airline industry is trending toward RyanAir and I cannot overstate how much I hate it
every time I book flights it becomes more and more apparent that the entire airline industry is trending toward RyanAir and I cannot overstate how much I hate it
I don't have a fear of flying so much as a fear of airports and airlines and border control
Yeah. I just had to pay an extra 40 pounds each way to sit next to my wife on a 4.5 hour flight to the Canary Islands. On British airways.
This particularly grinds my gears. Book 4 seats. Oh, you want to be *together*? 💸💸💸 Like, just fill up the seating plan as bookings come in.
It wouldn’t be as big of a kick in the nuts if they also had Ryanair prices.
I think mandatory taxes and fees add up to more than that, sadly.
It is why I prefer to take the train if I can.
Return to the tradition of road trips and roadside motels*. *Assuming you can drive here you are going. I’m pretty resigned to just not going many places since it’s hell to do deal with the airport as well as the nickel and diming.
It’s frustrating because flying was a basically ok experience for my entire childhood and the first 20 years of my adult life. I now live across the country from my family because I took for granted that flying wouldn’t be expensive hell.
One of the reasons why I don't try to overcome my aviophobia. Only #traivelling (plus the occasional ferry) within Europe.
And the damn private equity bros took the last good thing we had in Southwest and turned it into this fee-filled shit, too.
I would like to have a Word with the creator of "Basic Economy"
It certainly makes choosing to fly as little as possible feel like much less of a sacrifice.
Haven't flown since 2017 and I don't miss it AT ALL. I'm about to do a little traveling around the country, and I can not even tell you how excited I am about trains. 🤩
But without the cheap prices. We’re just paying 10x more for a RyanAir experience.
Yes! If they had RyanAir prices, I wouldn't care that much. I wish the US had LCC like RyanAir and Wizz.
spirit
Spirit is double or triple the typical RyanAir price level. Ryanair is like greyhound adjacent prices. Spirit is priced how all flights used to be before Covid.
The bus to the airport regularly costs me more than the plane ticket does.
They're ULCCs (ultra). There was a floor and they went below it.
fuckin' Ryan has a lot to answer for
www.youtube.com/watch?v=75ci...
The two worst airlines I have ever flown on are Ryan Air and TAPS. Second wasn't as cheap, but just as bad. Oh, and coach to Korea on Korean Air. If you can't pay for first class on Korean Air, they want to forget you are there.
They charge you a fee for picking an aisle seat on an international flight, even if you're far enough back in the plane that you'd need to mail a letter to first class
Right now they can get worse and worse because the airlines have class consciousness colluded to make sure nobody goes too far from what they, as a group, have decided we get. And never forget that if one of them increases profits by making our lives worse, they all will want to do it.
Oh you wanted to breathe AIR on the plane? That’s extra.
Enshitification as a business model
This has long roots and it can be traced back to 1970s and Southwest Airlines. www.researchgate.net/publication/...
If you like a business or service, it is yet to be optimized for profit, and it WILL become worse.
Had a trip lately with 4 legs and when one leg actually had decent legroom AND the TVs in the seats I could have cried for happy.
wanna go halfsies on a cessna?
I've thought about getting a license and an experimental aircraft since FAA registered planes are so expensive. Bezos paid to have the little single airstrip for crop dusters in my tiny West Texas home town upgraded so he could land his jet and go to his spaceflight ranch so I could fly home
rather than make the 10+ hour drive (Texas is fuckin huge)
after both flying and driving from LA to SF trust me i get it. it's wild how nobody talks about the 8+ hours of california road that's just like, 3 farmers and that's it
There’s like one McDonalds in the whole span and I think it’s literally the only place anyone in that stretch is able to eat.
There’s plenty of places to eat in Buttonwillow.
And two of the farmers have posted signs blaming Nancy Pelosi for the drought
oh sweet is the new 9/11 thread i'm so in
uh i mean,
a cessna isn't enough for that i checked
Maybe if the Cessna was a hydrogen bomb with an engine glued to it otherwise pretty sure it’s just break a window and startle a janitor or smth
we could db cooper some shit
i don't think that works if you use your own plane. they just scramble the jets
DB cooper worked cuz there were other people on the plane the government didn't want to shoot down
listen i'll be real with you i just wanted to get blown out of the sky by a sidewinder
i bet that feels amazing for the plane
the lock-on alarm is the plane calling red
i don't think those have any weapons on them to do that with
oh wait the other kind of sidewinder
they never made a second of the all-girl ocean’s movies, so feels like time is ripe for someone to shoot Trannies’ Nine where the heist is a plane.
kind of appealing at this point, ngl
It infuriates me that I buy a ticket and then the airline has the audacity to try and CHARGE ME for choosing a seat. Nope.
Ryanair make it harder to be proud of being Irish...