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Micah @rincewind.run

the Cuomo and Adams responses to Zohran’s scavenger hunt are the most “we’re going to lose this race by 30+” responses I’ve ever seen

aug 25, 2025, 1:00 am • 4,327 453

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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social

Who, exactly, are they supposed to appeal to?

aug 25, 2025, 1:06 am • 17 0 • view
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Snarky Robot @snarkyrobot.bsky.social

Really pounding the kitchen table issues like how working families don’t have weekends off in the city he runs and how “having fun” is the same as getting murdered.

aug 25, 2025, 1:08 am • 32 0 • view
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Kylie Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social

"Why do things suck in the city I'm mayor of?!"

aug 25, 2025, 1:27 am • 27 0 • view
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Democracy Dies in Dorkness @lizamazel.bsky.social

the median NYT reader, evidently. presumably the NY Post also.

aug 26, 2025, 10:48 am • 1 0 • view
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Sage @gleaningsage.bsky.social

One hopes!

aug 25, 2025, 1:46 am • 1 0 • view
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Gentlewoman Farmer @gentlewomanfarmer.bsky.social

The 'old man yells at cloud' vibe is strong with those two.

aug 25, 2025, 9:48 am • 2 0 • view
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Tim Waits @ironweed.bsky.social

"If you think that was some kind of FUN THING that was fun and positive and made people happy, why don't you ask someone who is being STABBED TO DEATH by COMMUNISM whether they are ok with SHARIA LAW and BIKE LANES for VIOLENT IMMIGRANTS in their HOUSE while ZOHRANI laughs right in their FACE?"

aug 25, 2025, 1:08 am • 110 4 • view
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Jason 8647 Paul @jasonpaul.bsky.social

"Next on Mornings on 1..."

aug 25, 2025, 1:48 am • 1 0 • view
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Timid Tanuki @timidtanuki.bsky.social

Who leaked The NY Post's lead article for tomorrow??

aug 25, 2025, 1:31 am • 63 1 • view
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What eva @whadevs.bsky.social

You definitely win the internet today!!!!

aug 25, 2025, 8:43 am • 3 0 • view
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social

Making a half man/half beret cat hoarder seem normal by comparison is some serious loser energy.

aug 25, 2025, 1:27 am • 6 0 • view
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Alex Hardy @alex-hardy.bsky.social

Adams: Mayor Cuomo and I, to show Zohran a thing or two, have left thousands of sour cream and onion chip bags across the city filled with fresh Turkish bribe money. Cuomo: do not sniff the money. They're covered in c-c-baking powder. Cuomo and I love co-caaaake. We love cake.

aug 25, 2025, 2:45 am • 12 0 • view
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rdoud.bsky.social @rdoud.bsky.social

I hope so

aug 25, 2025, 1:40 am • 1 0 • view
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Andrew @ajvanv.bsky.social

Cuomo’s next idea: a scavenger hunt where participants get clues on how to get away from him.

aug 25, 2025, 3:32 am • 7 1 • view
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Andrew @ajvanv.bsky.social

And have to pay $5 for a lukewarm cup of stale drip coffee.

aug 25, 2025, 3:32 am • 2 0 • view
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Poor Pirate Propagandist @graveyard-jones.bsky.social

Oh man, I didn't even think of this added bonus from it! 🤣 I saw his video for the hunt was was just like "dude! That's bad ass!" He's like the only human politician I've seen run my whole adult life And boy do other people HATE him for that haha

aug 25, 2025, 3:58 am • 10 1 • view
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Jay @jaylboh.bsky.social

I hope they get trounced into oblivion. Let’s go NYC, leave no doubt!

aug 25, 2025, 1:33 am • 9 0 • view
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mhkmhk.bsky.social @mhkmhk.bsky.social

Like at some point I wonder what that mental state is like. I think I'd start setting up for a loss and figuring out my next chapter. Just totally check out. Focusing on an inevitable loss seems depressing

aug 25, 2025, 3:14 am • 1 0 • view
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💀💩L @jweland.bsky.social

He is breaking their brains.

aug 25, 2025, 1:44 am • 12 0 • view
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bruh31.bsky.social @bruh31.bsky.social

Is it bad that I can’t take the guy wearing the beret seriously because it makes me think of Bayman from Dead or Alive?

Character render of Bayman from Dead or Alive
aug 25, 2025, 1:35 am • 3 0 • view
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Liz a Noted Person and Charlotte Flair fan @freedompimp2012.bsky.social

Would you believe John Gotti Jr tried to have him killed and the collective response of the world was “maybe he had bad vibes or was unpleasant to be around”

aug 25, 2025, 1:41 am • 3 0 • view
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Liz a Noted Person and Charlotte Flair fan @freedompimp2012.bsky.social

Also he fathered two children with the current Queens DA

aug 25, 2025, 1:52 am • 3 0 • view
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heroic1.bsky.social @heroic1.bsky.social

People, your only focus is the win, not power to a loss. If you feed into a negative, why that's not your side. Mind you and what you can do to be in rich the cause.

aug 25, 2025, 10:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Public Universal Moron 🇧🇻 @patrikharnes.bsky.social

Literally the "STOP HAVING FUN" meme.

aug 25, 2025, 11:53 am • 2 0 • view
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DTwyman @dtwyman.bsky.social

Isn’t that the “Fox Honest Truth?” “No class, free ice cream” 🙄

aug 25, 2025, 10:43 am • 0 0 • view
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birdlady100.bsky.social @birdlady100.bsky.social

Bunch of whiners. They are just sad that they hadn't thought of it themselves.

aug 25, 2025, 4:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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KittyBatSasha @kittybatsasha.bsky.social

I've never wanted to go see whatever those two idiots have had to say about something in my entire life, more than I want to right now. I'm still not going to do it, but I WANT to more than anything else that they've ever said.

aug 25, 2025, 10:05 am • 0 0 • view
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rei @punisheddebil.bsky.social

SLIWA SWEEP!

aug 25, 2025, 12:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mark B @lovingkindness730.bsky.social

Have they both already announced concession speech’s? It’s always good to to have things planned out. I think Cuomo has a bus to catch to Fla.

aug 25, 2025, 1:46 am • 11 0 • view
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pompatusoflove.bsky.social @pompatusoflove.bsky.social

A limo maybe, or a borrowed jet

aug 25, 2025, 2:24 am • 7 0 • view
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Mark B @lovingkindness730.bsky.social

Cuomo said he’ll move to Fla the pain of knowing he’s gone to another state will be overwhelming. I think there’s a sale on sunscreen at Walmart

aug 25, 2025, 3:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gailgreat @gaigreat.bsky.social

It's called public engagement and THIS is something that both Cuomo the abuser and adams the thief like to limit

aug 25, 2025, 1:33 am • 14 2 • view
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Maurice van Steensel 🇺🇦 🇳🇱 🇸🇬🏳️‍🌈 @4dmanifold.bsky.social

How is this even a race

aug 25, 2025, 4:31 am • 0 0 • view
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Willow Minder @willowminder.bsky.social

If they had any votes, they just lost half of them. People hate the smell of flopsweat and failure.

aug 25, 2025, 1:09 am • 12 1 • view
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Vinny Pickles 🐶🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @vinpickles.bsky.social

we’ve finally gotten to see what simultaneous robbie mook / liz smith / james carville dream campaigns in the same race look like

aug 25, 2025, 1:37 am • 5 0 • view
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Slickster @slickster0353.bsky.social

2 criminals & young , new guy. Tough choice

aug 25, 2025, 4:20 am • 8 2 • view
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🦋Alice💙🦋 @bluespots.bsky.social

I’m really worried that the mayor’s election will be rigged.

aug 25, 2025, 3:41 am • 1 0 • view
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MayhemMel! @melindameyer.bsky.social

That's really sad. And shows what you know.

aug 25, 2025, 4:38 am • 0 0 • view
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Old Salt @oldsalt946.bsky.social

From your lips, Micah...

aug 25, 2025, 4:18 am • 0 0 • view
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Laminariales @kelpkelpkelp.bsky.social

It was actually kind of easy to find a mayor who didn't suck shit...

aug 25, 2025, 1:01 am • 50 1 • view
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Cin @ytilis.bsky.social

Look, I'm optimistic about him, but I will only believe this one he's actually been mayor for at least a year without sucking shit.

aug 25, 2025, 4:11 am • 26 0 • view
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Laminariales @kelpkelpkelp.bsky.social

He has to kill less than one groundhog.

aug 25, 2025, 4:12 am • 11 0 • view
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Cin @ytilis.bsky.social

What if he kills pizza rat?

aug 25, 2025, 4:15 am • 11 0 • view
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Laminariales @kelpkelpkelp.bsky.social

Then we admit we were wrong and vote to fund an Elon Musk Tesla tunnel to take him directly to the Hague for trial.

aug 25, 2025, 4:16 am • 9 0 • view
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Evan Prellberg @evanprellberg.bsky.social

Waiting for the Nate Silver tweet updating the who the future of the Democratic Party is.

aug 25, 2025, 1:28 am • 6 0 • view
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social

I can’t wait to see Mamdani dominate the election, it’s going to be so cathartic

aug 25, 2025, 1:08 am • 8 1 • view
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FunnyBunny1956@bsky.social @funnybunny1956.bsky.social

We need something that is different and caring

aug 25, 2025, 3:57 am • 4 0 • view
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bjkeefe.bsky.social @bjkeefe.bsky.social

This just in ... bsky.app/profile/barr...

aug 25, 2025, 1:20 am • 57 0 • view
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lorem ipsum 🇧🇷🇺🇸 @whiskeynachos.bsky.social

Cuomo's running for Fox News host and Adams is running for a fresh pardon covering the remainder of his term.

aug 25, 2025, 1:02 am • 174 12 • view
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Nick @boylan.xyz

Cuomo is NewsNation to join his brother.

aug 25, 2025, 1:05 am • 31 0 • view
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Peter Collinson @petercollinson.bsky.social

Be hilarious when they both wind up in the very same gutter as Geraldo.

aug 25, 2025, 1:45 am • 23 1 • view
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PersianX6 @persianx6.bsky.social

It’s wild, Adams and Cuomo are both Schrodingers Democrat here. They’re both completely compromised.

aug 25, 2025, 6:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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Steve Zorowitz @stevezorowitz.bsky.social

And together, they’re all running to keep Mamdani under 50% so their backers can spend 4 years saying “more people voted against him”.

aug 25, 2025, 11:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Stainless Steel Wererat @steelwererat.bsky.social

Today really felt like they were campaigning against New York City as much as against Mamdani.

aug 25, 2025, 1:36 am • 39 2 • view
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Nataly 🏳️‍⚧️ @nightpups.bsky.social

they responded?

aug 25, 2025, 1:03 am • 2 0 • view
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askgma.bsky.social @askgma.bsky.social

They are so bad at picking up clues. Listening would help. (To constituents)

aug 25, 2025, 2:12 am • 2 0 • view
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WaluigiYaoi @waluigiyaoi.bsky.social

It’s comedically bad. Like Simpsons bit bad

aug 25, 2025, 2:02 am • 1 0 • view
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Drew @4484.cool

Well as for me I'll be voting for the candidate who says good things can't happen

aug 25, 2025, 1:52 am • 3 0 • view
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Dove With Claws, Esq. @ld58esq.bsky.social

Adams and Cuomo are going to eat each other on Election Day.

aug 25, 2025, 6:37 am • 2 0 • view
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Doctor Remulak @imdoctorremulak.bsky.social

no class free pizza

aug 25, 2025, 11:09 am • 2 0 • view
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helen, gender goblin @gendergoblinhelen.bsky.social

no, class free pizza no class, free pizza no, class, free pizza

aug 25, 2025, 11:46 am • 3 0 • view
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Morgan @gutenmorgan.bsky.social

What were their responses?

aug 25, 2025, 1:42 am • 3 0 • view
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Blue🎄 @bluedel.omg.lol

Adams had multiple but I think his funniest was "the real treasure is cops"

aug 25, 2025, 8:50 am • 5 1 • view
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#FreeDC💙🇺🇸 @unite4ourrights.bsky.social

I hope Mamdani wins by historic margins!

aug 25, 2025, 1:21 am • 26 2 • view
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ohdeerthermos.bsky.social @ohdeerthermos.bsky.social

I feel like people have memory-holed the fact that Adams didn't win because he ran a good campaign

aug 25, 2025, 1:40 am • 3 0 • view
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Sara B @sarabjustone.bsky.social

Can you explain more? All I remember is that he was elected and then he started doing awful things.

aug 25, 2025, 4:56 am • 2 0 • view
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ohdeerthermos.bsky.social @ohdeerthermos.bsky.social

Iirc (not from NY) a big part of his win was down to the rest of the field not navigating the ranked choice ballot well. Ex: this time there was a big "do not rank Adams or Cuomo" campaign

aug 25, 2025, 10:57 am • 3 0 • view
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social

unparalleled rake-stepping

aug 25, 2025, 1:01 am • 36 0 • view
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Hancock @1stamericanhoodlum.bsky.social

Now that you mention rake-stepping, Cuomo really is the Sideshow Bob of politics

aug 25, 2025, 1:33 am • 6 0 • view
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Brooke Foster @lonesometoast.bsky.social

honestly the visual i had when i typed it

aug 25, 2025, 1:34 am • 2 0 • view
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social

only if there’s consequences, and there never are :/

aug 25, 2025, 1:06 am • 11 0 • view
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Stoned Feminist @ladylinds.bsky.social

There's a very good chance that we will see those two start a podcast together when they lose the election. I think they should call it The Biggest Losers

aug 25, 2025, 1:40 am • 17 1 • view
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Bethany Mannon @drbethany.bsky.social

What did they say? Can someone link to/quote them here so I don't have to go looking?

aug 25, 2025, 1:05 am • 9 0 • view
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Bethany Mannon @drbethany.bsky.social

Nevermind, found this. What a turd bsky.app/profile/jool...

aug 25, 2025, 1:09 am • 38 0 • view
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Resi @residntevl.bsky.social

If your politician isn't trying to make you live in fear are they really American enough for the people they need to keep divided?

aug 25, 2025, 8:19 am • 3 0 • view
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brendalu @biddycreek.bsky.social

The poors don’t have fun! Everybody knows that!

aug 25, 2025, 3:34 am • 13 0 • view
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LifeSexyShaba-da-doo @lifesexyshabadadoo.bsky.social

I wonder how much those two really believe they can win. Are they really delusional or just taking donor money and running away with it.

aug 25, 2025, 2:08 am • 8 0 • view
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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social

Yep

aug 25, 2025, 1:17 am • 0 0 • view
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justpoly @justpoly.bsky.social

Lefties never learn. A scavenger hunt does not undo the work of Uncommitted which worked to suppress Dem votes in an election where we faced Nazis. Mamdani is Uncommitted. The right, billionaires, corporations, the media, and Nazis attacked Dems in Nov. Mamdani chose to help them.

aug 25, 2025, 9:59 am • 0 0 • view
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I’m jatman @jatman.bsky.social

The question I have is: when does either Adams or Cuomo cut a "secret" deal with King Donny / Stephen Miller for unfettered access to the city in return for hauling off Mamdani in the middle of the night?

aug 25, 2025, 11:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social

It’s hard to fathom that Curtis Sliwa is the most dignified of Mamdani’s opponents. Astonishing, and not in a good way.

aug 25, 2025, 1:03 am • 245 6 • view
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KittyBatSasha @kittybatsasha.bsky.social

Until I saw this picture I genuinely thought his head was just like that

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aug 25, 2025, 10:09 am • 2 0 • view
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kevinrsours.bsky.social @kevinrsours.bsky.social

It’s easy to appear dignified when nobody notices you’ve said anything.

aug 25, 2025, 1:42 am • 5 0 • view
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Mister Sterling @mister-sterling.bsky.social

He's a nice guy! He loves cats!

aug 25, 2025, 1:11 am • 44 0 • view
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FunnyBunny1956@bsky.social @funnybunny1956.bsky.social

Yeah

aug 25, 2025, 3:54 am • 0 0 • view
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Joe Kalicki @joekalicki.bsky.social

I'd honestly take him over Cuomo or Adams specifically because he cares for animals. Especially notable considering most Republicans seem to get off on killing as many as possible.

aug 25, 2025, 1:16 am • 93 0 • view
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Democracy Dies in Dorkness @lizamazel.bsky.social

seriously, I'm thinking if he just keeps his mouth shut from now til November he could easily take second place

aug 26, 2025, 10:47 am • 2 0 • view
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Rozaliya @rozaliyaa.bsky.social

He rescued 15 cats 🥺 I hate his politics but he gets a point of respect for that.

aug 25, 2025, 3:12 am • 0 0 • view
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helen, gender goblin @gendergoblinhelen.bsky.social

whether having 15 cats is cool or yikes depends on the size of his house. every cat needs a room imo (like not a bedroom but a room in which it can go and be away from everyone else if necessary).

aug 25, 2025, 11:44 am • 1 0 • view
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Rozaliya @rozaliyaa.bsky.social

It sounds like his apartment is tiny, like 300sqft tiny, but he turned the whole apartment into a jungle gym sort of arrangement for the cats. And it looks like most of them are fosters.

aug 25, 2025, 11:48 am • 2 0 • view
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(((Macmanius @macmanius.bsky.social

Lol, he's not a nice guy. He does love him some cats, tho.

aug 25, 2025, 6:56 am • 3 0 • view
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Sagittarius A* @sagastar.bsky.social

while i admit i'm on the wrong side of the country to be the target audience, it shocks me how little i hear about silwa. also adams, to a lesser extent.

aug 25, 2025, 1:35 am • 1 0 • view
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Mary, Mother of Jesus @ismisa.bsky.social

He's back?

aug 25, 2025, 3:04 am • 0 0 • view
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Zetsubo @zetsubo.bsky.social

less juice than the atacama

aug 25, 2025, 1:11 am • 6 0 • view
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Joonz42 (she/her/sir) @joonz42.bsky.social

Very geo- forward.

aug 25, 2025, 3:51 am • 1 0 • view
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tiredofthisshit.bsky.social @tiredofthisshit.bsky.social

The ass grabber and the corrupt traitor. Fuck'em both.

aug 25, 2025, 1:20 am • 1 0 • view
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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com

the kids like tiger king, right

aug 25, 2025, 4:26 am • 0 0 • view
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES @illinoismanfella.bsky.social

For reference:

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aug 25, 2025, 3:55 am • 14 0 • view
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Absolute Pinnacle @absolutepinnacle.bsky.social

Are police required to run a scavenger hunt? I can't even parse the first one.

aug 26, 2025, 6:52 am • 0 0 • view
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES @illinoismanfella.bsky.social

Dems wanted the police forces “defunded” ie refunded from buying military grade equipment and suffocating citizens to mental health responders to address non violent “criminals” this was ignited by George Floyd murders and a subsequent response of police brutality to relatively peaceful protests

aug 26, 2025, 7:00 am • 0 0 • view
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES @illinoismanfella.bsky.social

Against police brutality esp concerning black americans. He is mocking that movement The second one is much more far fetched… The best response ive seen is that he is mocking Mamdani potraying him as a class president of seniors in high school giving a summer speech. “No class free pizza”

aug 26, 2025, 7:00 am • 0 0 • view
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES @illinoismanfella.bsky.social

Ie things that the president of a high school senior class says to get elected. But it fails hilariously bc 1. cuomo should avoid using the word senior for any social media campaign 2. 5% of ppl reading the post get his joke- most are confused 3. Obvi this man is stuck in high school

aug 26, 2025, 7:00 am • 0 0 • view
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fightme tuscadero @beanarie.bsky.social

cuomo should really be keeping the word "seniors" out of his mouth

aug 25, 2025, 12:16 pm • 9 0 • view
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Michael Buckelew @michaelbuckelew.bsky.social

“I commend my opponent for exposing people to our city’s beautiful history. I hope we will have a spirited debate soon over how I will best make its future just as beautiful.” It’s not that hard, people.

aug 25, 2025, 2:56 am • 21 0 • view
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What eva @whadevs.bsky.social

Apparently it is for some…

aug 25, 2025, 8:46 am • 0 0 • view
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Nsoke@bsky.social @nsoke.bsky.social

It’s called SHOW UP FOR YOUR PEOPLE

aug 25, 2025, 5:19 am • 2 1 • view
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Kitty Vons @kittyvons.bsky.social

Simpsons gif no the kids are wrong.

aug 25, 2025, 2:04 am • 4 0 • view
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Angel of the Ozarks @angeloftheozarks.bsky.social

Now I wanna see/read it

aug 25, 2025, 2:02 am • 2 0 • view
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Rich Ferguson @wearyandangry.bsky.social

And then immediately have their people book another appearance on Maria Bartiromo.

aug 25, 2025, 1:56 am • 3 0 • view
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This @aintnodisco.bsky.social

The jealousy and fear are dripping off of them and it’s fantastic to watch. They’re like petulant little boys who weren’t invited to the party but have to pretend they don’t care to protect their fragile egos.

aug 25, 2025, 11:17 am • 5 1 • view
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Sinboy [He/His] @sinboy.bsky.social

Absolutely zero charisma. But beloved by Republicans and the NYT.

aug 25, 2025, 1:18 am • 2 0 • view
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Emily @cat-appreciator.bsky.social

I certainly hope so!

aug 25, 2025, 2:09 am • 0 0 • view
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Brian Ragle @ragle.bsky.social

If the election looks like it will turn out that way, Trump will pull a stunt. Maybe it will be a full military crackdown. Maybe it will be some kind of DoJ intervention at the polls. Or maybe it will just be old fashioned skulduggery with loyalists on the inside. But he will do something.

aug 25, 2025, 9:04 am • 0 0 • view
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🇺🇸Jackie S.🇺🇦🙏4️⃣☮️ @kaysgramma.bsky.social

Except its a local election, not federal He can make noise, but this election doesn’t concern him or fall under his jurisdiction. There’s not much he can do

aug 25, 2025, 2:18 pm • 1 1 • view
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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com

makin dr oz look like jfk

aug 25, 2025, 1:28 am • 7 0 • view
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social

yes but consultants are cashing checks

aug 25, 2025, 1:01 am • 54 1 • view
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Jason 8647 Paul @jasonpaul.bsky.social

Consultants gotta eat. Same as worms.

aug 25, 2025, 1:50 am • 24 1 • view
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inner_panda @inn3rpanda.bsky.social

roil in the dirt, come up during a rainstorm. yes

aug 25, 2025, 1:52 am • 2 0 • view
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John Brown II @johnbrownii.xyz

Anyone got a link to their responses? I need to see them seethe

aug 25, 2025, 12:37 pm • 2 0 • view