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Micah @rincewind.run

one of the reasons I love Granny so much is that she sees everyone as an unruly child who needs to cut their nonsense out and the more powerful the entity the more they annoy her the gods of the disc being a quite ridiculous bunch, this bears out pretty well

aug 28, 2025, 6:33 pm • 298 7

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Lisa Schmeiser @lschmeiser.bsky.social

I think about this passage from SMALL GODS an awful lot.

Om was in the throng, standing right behind the Tsortean God of Thunder with a faraway expression on his face. It was noticeable, if only to Brutha, that the Thunder God’s right arm disappeared up behind his own back in a way that, if such a thing could be imagined, would suggest that someone was twisting it to the edge of pain. What the gods said was heard by each combatant in his own language, and according to his own understanding. It boiled down to: I. This is Not a Game. II. Here and Now, You are Alive.
aug 28, 2025, 6:46 pm • 16 2 • view
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Lisa Schmeiser @lschmeiser.bsky.social

I also think a lot about Granny Weatherwax's take on how to be faithful, per CARPE JUGULUM:

aug 28, 2025, 6:52 pm • 21 1 • view
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Felgraf @felgraf.bsky.social

"Here and Now, you are Alive" and "Sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That's what sin is." are two of my moral guiding stars.

aug 30, 2025, 6:18 pm • 2 0 • view
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Lisa Schmeiser @lschmeiser.bsky.social

Same, same.

sep 1, 2025, 4:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Oggie @oggie.bsky.social

There's a quote I can't quite place, I feel like it might have been in Thud, something about 'Oh great table, without which we are naught' about the experience of believing in gods that you know are real.

aug 28, 2025, 6:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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Why Not Zoidberg? 🦑 @why-not-zoidberg.bsky.social

Nanny is more powerful, theoretically I think, but Granny is just... one of the unmoving pillars that holds up the universe, basically.

aug 28, 2025, 6:39 pm • 11 0 • view
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Orman @orman.bsky.social

Nanny is better at headology, iirc, but Granny is the better witch

aug 28, 2025, 6:40 pm • 8 0 • view
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Orman @orman.bsky.social

(eg Nanny introducing herself with "Coo-ee, it's only me" in Maskerade and people just ignoring the fact she's a stranger)

aug 28, 2025, 6:41 pm • 10 0 • view
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Winnie Frolik @winniethewitch.bsky.social

Certainly Mt Olympus could have used a Granny Weatherwax

aug 28, 2025, 9:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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Micah @rincewind.run

“fireproof atheist in a world where the gods are trigger happy with lightning bolts” is one of my favorite bits Terry ever did

aug 28, 2025, 6:49 pm • 255 16 • view
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impallama.bsky.social @impallama.bsky.social

Dorfl is a golem made of clay for those wondering why lighting isn’t all that persuasive

aug 28, 2025, 6:57 pm • 37 0 • view
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R. Daniel @rodangol.bsky.social

He’s a (not yet) Brick House!

aug 29, 2025, 12:55 am • 4 0 • view
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Craig Bamford @spacetalk.bsky.social

The best part is right after, where he says he's open to discussion and the priests are ECSTATIC But they gotta wait until he's done his shift Honestly it all feels like a callback to Small Gods, which is very quietly the best book on faith I've ever actually read

aug 29, 2025, 6:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social

This bit always reminds me of the Jewish story of the new kind of oven. After arguing for some time if it could prepare kosher food, God Himself sent a message to the rabbis in burning letters on a wall, only for the men to rebuke Him for ruling by fiat instead of logic - and He demurred.

aug 28, 2025, 8:50 pm • 9 0 • view
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embracebecoming.bsky.social @embracebecoming.bsky.social

The Torah is not in heaven!

aug 28, 2025, 9:10 pm • 3 0 • view
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embracebecoming.bsky.social @embracebecoming.bsky.social

The story is calles "The Oven of Akhnai" and it is one of my favorites.

aug 28, 2025, 9:13 pm • 4 0 • view
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Big Spooky ColBosch @colbosch.bsky.social

It so beautifully illustrates what I love about my faith, even though my education is imperfect.

aug 28, 2025, 9:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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Filth Collins @davidkelley718.bsky.social

“Argument? No, no, that’s down the hall. This is Abuse.”

aug 28, 2025, 6:53 pm • 10 0 • view
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Cantard Running for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social

It's tough to be an atheist in a world where the gods come round in the middle of the night to toss a brick through your window.

aug 28, 2025, 7:38 pm • 7 0 • view