look, think of it this way: he’s probably not dead, but he is in bad enough shape that we will almost certainly get to run this back a number of times over the next 3.5 years and maybe one of them it’ll actually happen
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Has the topic gone global yet?
aug 30, 2025, 4:48 am • 1 0 • view
This is the take.
aug 30, 2025, 4:57 am • 1 0 • view
It's crazy that we'll all remember where we were when we hoped for the news before we all remember where we were when we eventually hear it.
aug 30, 2025, 8:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Oh Sweet Lord, I hope he doesn't make it the full 3.5 years. Hell, I hope he doesn't make it the rest of THIS year.
aug 30, 2025, 7:01 am • 3 0 • view
it’s practice until we get it right
aug 30, 2025, 5:04 am • 0 0 • view
The only serotonin any of us have to look forward to in that time
aug 30, 2025, 5:24 am • 4 0 • view
But if he were dead…
aug 30, 2025, 4:48 am • 2 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:33 am • 1 0 • view
🙏
aug 30, 2025, 4:53 am • 7 0 • view
IF hes still alive, I hope he knows we're enjoying the crap out of this.
aug 30, 2025, 4:47 am • 53 3 • view
Schrodinger's Trump, right before we check social media, every time. Crab Rave gif at the ready.
aug 30, 2025, 5:12 am • 1 0 • view
…look for me the upshot is I don’t want it to be quick.
aug 30, 2025, 4:51 am • 12 0 • view
I hope it’s drawn out and painful 😌
aug 30, 2025, 7:01 am • 2 0 • view
The faster he's gone the faster the process of dismantling his cult can begin.
aug 30, 2025, 12:30 pm • 1 0 • view
It has been such a long time since a president has died in office. We’re due for one!
aug 31, 2025, 6:05 am • 0 0 • view
gotta have a couple false alarms first like a tense horror movie moment having a cat jump out instead
aug 30, 2025, 4:57 am • 25 1 • view
can't the Covid brush count tho
aug 30, 2025, 5:52 am • 6 0 • view
plot armor buff
aug 30, 2025, 7:59 am • 6 0 • view
arrrgh
aug 30, 2025, 11:33 am • 2 0 • view
take heed! nerfed in the last update AFAIK…this is just FDA jr’s version of trying to make ‘fetch’ happen again
aug 30, 2025, 1:34 pm • 2 0 • view
Well, I hope each of those "times" gets progressively more painful for him to the point that his screaming can be heard at the White House fence. Too much?
aug 30, 2025, 10:59 am • 2 0 • view
Yeah i think we'll get downplaying of declining health all the way through 2027. AI Trump will be sworn in to run the final lap.
aug 30, 2025, 1:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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aug 30, 2025, 5:46 am • 2 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 6:26 am • 12 2 • view
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aug 30, 2025, 5:00 am • 9 1 • view
Every death rumor brings us closer together
aug 30, 2025, 4:48 am • 9 0 • view
Has nobody considered he's reviewing all the Epstein files and burning them himself?
aug 30, 2025, 6:33 am • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 7:20 am • 2 0 • view
When Biden's health went bad, it cratered his polls. Worst case scenario (for us) it takes him down a few more points.
aug 30, 2025, 6:46 am • 2 0 • view
with him he'll probably get a bounce from the martyr factor. then again, they don't care for weakness. usually.
aug 30, 2025, 11:56 am • 1 0 • view
But it’s my birthday!
aug 30, 2025, 4:47 am • 24 0 • view
Happy birthday!
aug 30, 2025, 4:48 am • 9 0 • view
Thanks!
aug 30, 2025, 5:17 am • 5 0 • view
Luckiest ever if its your birthday and his death day. Wow
aug 30, 2025, 5:30 am • 1 0 • view
happy bday!
aug 30, 2025, 8:16 am • 2 0 • view
I think my chemical romance black parade was written with this hopeful occasion in mind
aug 30, 2025, 5:32 am • 5 1 • view
The real Liberation Day
aug 30, 2025, 4:48 am • 45 3 • view
He won't last another 3 years. I give him 6 months maximum.
aug 30, 2025, 1:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Mass edging lol
aug 30, 2025, 4:47 am • 126 0 • view
Gooner nation rise up
aug 30, 2025, 5:45 am • 40 0 • view
You call it gooning I call it “strengthening America’s pubic floor”
aug 30, 2025, 6:54 am • 39 0 • view
I’m calling it disturbing (supportive)
aug 30, 2025, 12:23 pm • 7 0 • view
The last time this happened the most that was admitted was a sudden trip to Walter Reed was "private" and any further speculation was quashed. Not a lot of traffic to indicate he's there now. My guess is (another) stroke to be minimized and denied.
aug 30, 2025, 8:25 am • 1 0 • view
“You need to be lucky every time. We have to be lucky once”
aug 30, 2025, 5:01 am • 42 1 • view
aug 30, 2025, 9:28 pm • 0 0 • view
The episodes will increase in number and duration until
aug 30, 2025, 3:40 pm • 0 0 • view
✅Kamala won ❌Cheato cheated 🚫He rigged the 2024 election🚫 Just like in TEXAS BECAUSE HES IN THE FILES EPSTEIN! RIGGING! NEW ELECTIONS NOW! ✅NO CITIZENS UNITED ✅A PAID HOLIDAY 🚩NEW ELECTIONS NOW! 🚩NEW ELECTIONS NOW! AMERICA WILL BE BACK. TERMINATE THE TERM!
aug 30, 2025, 8:22 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 4:48 am • 4 0 • view
I don’t know what that’s from but damn it’s a good one
aug 30, 2025, 11:54 am • 0 0 • view
Batman
aug 30, 2025, 12:13 pm • 1 0 • view
I almost want him to just be almost dead, so there's a huge internal cat fight over who's in charge and shit is flying everywhere for a news cycle or two. Like Noem tries to take over and the NG in DC have to fight ICE.
aug 30, 2025, 10:30 am • 0 0 • view
3.5 yaers no way i give him 3.5 months max
aug 30, 2025, 7:15 am • 0 0 • view
I’ve been saying this president’s time in office would be done (one way or another) by September or at latest October since February—just a hunch—and I would be delighted if I were off by a couple of days.
aug 30, 2025, 11:50 am • 0 0 • view
He disappeared right before a long holiday weekend. Given what we know about his work ethic, why would we immediately assume he’s dead?😆
aug 30, 2025, 5:32 am • 7 0 • view
Normally he advertises what he would be doing instead. There is a good chance they planned some kind of surgery. Think they often do that during holiday weekends.
aug 30, 2025, 8:31 am • 2 0 • view
And while there is always a chance a old unhealthy guy dies on the table our luck is probably better that it will happen during an unexpected emergency and not during a planned procedure at one of the best hospitals in the world.
aug 30, 2025, 8:31 am • 2 0 • view
But you know, the chance is certainly not zero. And if the operation was routine/minor they wouldn’t have thrown that sycophantic fluff fest that pretended to be a cabinet meeting. That was extreme even for this regime.
aug 30, 2025, 8:34 am • 1 0 • view
To me the odd part is that when Vance said he was ready to take over, Trump didn't come out and indignantly say something about how he has the greatest health, the best health, he will never die because he made health great again
aug 30, 2025, 5:41 am • 31 2 • view
Might bookmark this one just in case
aug 30, 2025, 7:00 am • 2 0 • view
I think it shows how little Trump sees Vance as a threat, lol. That's a good point, though. It does seem like something that Trump would want to address. I’ll be curious to see if Gavin takes a jab at Trump to get a reaction.
aug 30, 2025, 5:53 am • 1 1 • view
Wouldn't he be golfing?
aug 30, 2025, 5:37 am • 2 0 • view
yanno, I feel like last week or so, someone else had said hey, he hasn't golfed in TWO WHOLE WEEKS, is he ok and someone else pointed out he'd just golfed today (yesterday, something) so at minimum perhaps he really is slowing down here
aug 30, 2025, 11:51 am • 2 0 • view
There's still plenty of time to golf. He's probably in bed watching the news and charging his wrath watts.
aug 30, 2025, 5:43 am • 0 0 • view
literally all of America any time he vanishes for an extended period of time:
aug 30, 2025, 8:15 am • 2 1 • view
Every minute that passes without a denial from the White House increases my belief. Typically when there are rumors about a celebrity death (let alone the most hated president ever) and there hasn’t been a denial within a couple hours then it turns out to be true.
aug 30, 2025, 10:03 am • 3 1 • view
oh come on, how would they know? it's not like anyone in this administration pays much attention to Online
aug 30, 2025, 11:57 am • 2 1 • view
He will die. The REPUBS will keep lieing. The UNTRUTH PSYCHO site will still be spewing. And his maga-gots will be OK with-- "Your dear leader is currently displaced and will be seen again in 100 years, until then, please read his guidance every day, keep following"!!
aug 30, 2025, 6:17 am • 0 0 • view
Keep hope alive
aug 30, 2025, 11:55 am • 3 0 • view
Or, we could get lucky—morbidly so—and see it happen live, on a green.
aug 30, 2025, 2:51 pm • 1 0 • view
Please Jesus do something besides bet on college football
aug 30, 2025, 6:26 am • 5 1 • view
Something does feel uniquely off rn but he is 100% not making it 3.5 years in a functional state of health.
aug 30, 2025, 4:48 am • 30 2 • view
He wasn’t functional before this
aug 30, 2025, 6:01 am • 15 0 • view
"Doc, will I be able to play the piano?"
aug 30, 2025, 11:52 am • 1 0 • view
Funniest outcome would be he counters with some kind of physical stunt to prove that he's in robust health and strong as an ox, and that's what does him in.
aug 30, 2025, 4:52 am • 65 3 • view
Bench presses with Mayor Adams. HURR GRUNT
aug 30, 2025, 5:52 am • 7 0 • view
Falling up the stairs.
aug 30, 2025, 5:57 am • 5 0 • view
Get him up on the roof again, while he's unsteady.
aug 30, 2025, 8:50 am • 0 0 • view
Lol imagine if he William Henry Harrison's himself
aug 30, 2025, 12:43 pm • 0 0 • view
youtu.be/VcjzHMhBtf0?...
aug 31, 2025, 1:33 am • 0 0 • view
He also got a bad case of COVID and the best doctors in the world, like, stabbed him in the heart with steroids or something, so he probably has long COVID and it puts him in more fragile health.
aug 30, 2025, 4:51 am • 22 0 • view
I'm still shocked he didn't kick it back in 2020. Dude looked on deaths door.
aug 30, 2025, 6:21 am • 11 0 • view
It was funny to see that he was struggling breathing. It was even weirder to see him in the hospital without the orange tan. However, he has the best healthcare on the planet paid by our taxes.
aug 30, 2025, 6:56 am • 15 0 • view
My hopes had gotten up just a little too high. Life's not fair.
aug 30, 2025, 7:04 am • 4 0 • view
In my naivety I wanted us to decisively beat him and send him to prison Lol if only that actually happened. Thank you to all the prosecutors who fucked around when it was completely inappropriate to fuck around and fucked us all.
aug 30, 2025, 7:10 am • 11 0 • view
he's in bad enough shape and the Office has had such a *dramatic* effect for the four/eight years on everyone I've ever seen go through it in my lifetime so like I'm pretty sure it's inevitable it'll happen during these next 3.5 years, if it didn't happen just this week
aug 30, 2025, 3:09 pm • 0 0 • view
MSM has to be right every time, we just have to be right once.
aug 30, 2025, 8:09 pm • 0 0 • view
I’ll only back it if he drags his number 2 man with him to the grave. He must bring a date.
aug 30, 2025, 12:34 pm • 0 0 • view
It's an excuse to have a cake in the fridge and wine in the cupboard, like you're waiting on a fancy guest.
aug 30, 2025, 1:06 pm • 2 0 • view
He probably has a severe case of COVID again. Would we know if he was at Walter Reed?
aug 30, 2025, 11:03 am • 0 0 • view
If one can pre-grieve, surely one can pre-celebrate
aug 30, 2025, 5:36 am • 16 2 • view
I'm just enjoying the vibe. The collective joy at the thought that he may dead. DEAD! It's uplifting. It's glorious.
aug 30, 2025, 5:08 am • 56 3 • view
It's joyous, and if not true it's still good preparation.
aug 30, 2025, 10:28 am • 2 0 • view
Its hope
aug 30, 2025, 5:30 am • 9 0 • view
Yeah, and with the way things are going he could have a massive disabling stroke at any time and his inner circle would just quietly Reagan him until he was visibly rotting in the office
aug 30, 2025, 9:07 am • 0 0 • view
No, he is dead. If someone shows up calling himself "Donald Trump" shout fake news and imposter. Fight fire with fire
aug 30, 2025, 10:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Think of it as a form of edging and how good it will feel when the time finally, uh, comes.
aug 30, 2025, 4:50 am • 7 1 • view
aug 30, 2025, 9:06 am • 1 0 • view
Probably because that's just my luck...
aug 30, 2025, 10:02 am • 0 0 • view
POS person… karma… massive stroke leaving him majorly crippled but can feel pain and speaking is almost impossible… Sounds mean??? If anyone but Trump I would agree.
aug 30, 2025, 1:15 pm • 4 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 5:01 am • 3 1 • view
It’s closer than it was yesterday
aug 30, 2025, 4:48 am • 74 0 • view
"but not as much as to-morr-ow" 🎶
aug 30, 2025, 4:52 am • 22 0 • view
But we can hope
aug 30, 2025, 8:25 am • 0 0 • view
He's scared enough to opine about the future of his immortal soul. That's enough for a little Freude of some nature.
aug 30, 2025, 4:51 am • 13 2 • view
Also anything that forces them to rearrange their schedules and trot him out in public, away from whatever it was that he was hoping to do in private is a good thing
aug 30, 2025, 5:28 am • 4 0 • view
What’s the funeral gonna be like because I bet it needs 50,000 angry people there
aug 30, 2025, 6:55 am • 3 2 • view
He’s gonna finally get those huge, happy crowds he always wanted so desperately.
aug 30, 2025, 11:51 am • 3 0 • view
You are absolutely correct, like let us assume there is a 20% chance that he is dead. Sure he is likely alive, but this is unlikely to be the first one, and if each of them are 20%...The chances are eventually one of them will hit
aug 30, 2025, 4:51 am • 11 0 • view
The chances are 100% that eventually one of them will hit! :D
aug 30, 2025, 5:35 am • 4 0 • view
It was a fun evening. We should do it again soon.
aug 30, 2025, 12:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Practice run Next time for reals
aug 30, 2025, 3:41 pm • 0 0 • view
He starts awake, the sheets in his bed are twisted, soaked with sweat He's not alone, though A tall, grinning figure stands at the end of his bed, moonlight glints off a bald pate You! The laughter that has been ringing in his ears for years is louder now Blue light flares in empty sockets Thank fu-
aug 30, 2025, 8:23 am • 2 0 • view