the krassensteins are genuinely fascinating because they are 99% low effort hashtag resist slop and 1% the greatest posters who ever lived
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They force us to ask ourselves, how high a price is worth it for posting?
aug 31, 2025, 3:11 pm • 1 0 • view
grifters with a sense of humor
aug 30, 2025, 10:55 pm • 2 0 • view
I keep them blocked. I find it more enjoyable for me.
aug 30, 2025, 10:50 pm • 2 0 • view
i love when the hint contains the entire answer
aug 30, 2025, 10:30 pm • 4 0 • view
BREAKING
aug 30, 2025, 10:41 pm • 0 0 • view
the “Hint” section is entirely unnecessary, horrendously cringe, and somehow elevates the post to memorable all at the same time
aug 30, 2025, 10:27 pm • 82 0 • view
The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of weirdly good posts, just absolute bangers
aug 30, 2025, 10:29 pm • 12 0 • view
The unintentionality and complete lack of self-awareness is what elevates it to art. I mean, I could imagine Micah or @brendelbored.bsky.social or @ceej.online or others OF THEIR ILK making this exact post just for the lols.
aug 30, 2025, 11:30 pm • 4 0 • view
I just don't got the patience.
aug 30, 2025, 10:23 pm • 0 0 • view
200 lbs and 10 feet of peak snark lib content
aug 30, 2025, 11:25 pm • 0 0 • view
They are on another planet that’s for sure, just might be Uranus
aug 30, 2025, 10:23 pm • 3 0 • view
Is the krassensteins something I have to know about?
aug 30, 2025, 10:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Only if you need some grifters in your life.
aug 30, 2025, 10:29 pm • 8 0 • view
Willy Mo Pena
aug 30, 2025, 10:29 pm • 1 0 • view
cadence is the same as dril's but tone and content is the opposite
aug 31, 2025, 9:29 am • 0 0 • view
(for the good posts anyway those are the only ones that bubble up for me)
aug 31, 2025, 9:31 am • 0 0 • view
this tweet will live in my head until I die whether I like it or not
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my god I forgot about this
aug 30, 2025, 10:39 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 10:29 pm • 19 0 • view
I don’t know why it’s so funny to me that Mueller’s shirt has an M and Avenatti’s jsut says BASTA
aug 30, 2025, 10:30 pm • 17 0 • view
The Mueller worship was something else. Worse than the Patrick Fitzgerald fellatio-fest for Karl Rove's Plamegate white wash. Avenatti...was the liberal version of the MyPillow Guy on a coke bender. Realized he could mint gold being a liberal dick, and did...until imprisoned.
aug 30, 2025, 10:34 pm • 4 0 • view
Final boss of No More Heroes 2
aug 30, 2025, 10:32 pm • 2 0 • view
Aww, remember back then when we thought SOMEONE was coming to save us? We were so naive
aug 30, 2025, 10:35 pm • 0 0 • view
oh man a genuine classic
aug 30, 2025, 10:32 pm • 18 1 • view
A 100% sincere “Go banana!” moment
aug 30, 2025, 10:33 pm • 0 0 • view
Unfortunately Robert Mueller and the rule of law lost that particular contest.
aug 30, 2025, 10:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Better luck next time I guess
aug 30, 2025, 11:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Is this one as bad as the Ruthkanda one or worse? Equal? I feel like they're equally embarrassing...
aug 30, 2025, 10:34 pm • 1 0 • view
ah this takes me back.
aug 30, 2025, 10:38 pm • 0 0 • view
I remember it more than I do that Super Bowl
aug 30, 2025, 10:43 pm • 54 0 • view
This is extra funny for people who know who you are.
aug 30, 2025, 11:17 pm • 2 0 • view
honestly the only Pats Super Bowl that completely sucked as a game
aug 30, 2025, 10:44 pm • 21 0 • view
Pokemon Go to the Robert Mueller
aug 30, 2025, 10:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Earnest Dril
aug 31, 2025, 1:57 am • 2 0 • view
kaboom. oh, and retweet. retweet, please, please retweet. retweet, retweet, please.
aug 31, 2025, 12:17 am • 1 0 • view
The Krassensteins. When you absolutely, positively have to resistpost something about a trending topic: accept no substitutes.
aug 31, 2025, 12:59 am • 1 0 • view
WAIT THIS PHRASE WAS SAID FOR REAL I THOUGHT IT WAS A BSKY JOKE
aug 30, 2025, 10:43 pm • 2 0 • view
The greatest posters are ALWAYS the ones who dont realize theyre posting
aug 30, 2025, 10:28 pm • 4 0 • view