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Micah @rincewind.run

once again I am begging every football coach to employ a 13 year old Madden obsessive to manage the clock for them

aug 31, 2025, 4:07 am • 318 12

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Eric Blyler @ericblyler.bsky.social

do 13 year-olds still play Madden?

aug 31, 2025, 4:25 am • 0 0 • view
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tbor @tborwi.bsky.social

OMG do they ever

aug 31, 2025, 1:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cindy @cynalbr.bsky.social

🤣💯

aug 31, 2025, 5:14 am • 0 0 • view
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Cao Cao Power Hour Enthusiast @statsboyandi.bsky.social

what kicked this off

aug 31, 2025, 4:10 am • 4 0 • view
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Micah @rincewind.run

cal almost failing to get a field goal off because timeouts are precious and should never be spent for any reason

aug 31, 2025, 4:11 am • 12 0 • view
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Cao Cao Power Hour Enthusiast @statsboyandi.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 4:11 am • 4 0 • view
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Cao Cao Power Hour Enthusiast @statsboyandi.bsky.social

im watching utah ucla

aug 31, 2025, 4:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Mitchell Mebane @mitchellmebane.bsky.social

I propose that teams should be allowed to step away from the main game for a while and grind extra timeouts up until the inventory cap of 99.

aug 31, 2025, 4:50 am • 1 0 • view
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Purinos @purinos.bsky.social

You shouldn't be able to do that mid-game (each game counts as a separate fight), but unused timeouts should roll over.

aug 31, 2025, 5:00 am • 0 0 • view
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AJ @goldman60.nclf.net

Hire me to scream about the statistics of going for it vs punting as well

aug 31, 2025, 5:07 am • 2 0 • view
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El Acordeonachi @elacordeonachi.bsky.social

Hell, you'd just have to give sideline seats to someone who's been playing (football video game) since the 1990s and they'd probably do it for free. I played the hell out of Quarterback Club '98 and Dennis Green drove me insane.

aug 31, 2025, 4:55 am • 3 0 • view
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Memories of Raven @historysraven.bsky.social

I might do it. Anyone figure out a way to bring back the cheats from early 2000s Madden? The codes, not the cards.

aug 31, 2025, 5:06 am • 2 0 • view
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social

ah it’s that time of year when i’m reminded me of this

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aug 31, 2025, 4:15 am • 62 4 • view
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El Acordeonachi @elacordeonachi.bsky.social

I love that so very much.

aug 31, 2025, 4:58 am • 2 0 • view
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The Girl of Lemongrab @mc-hesher.bsky.social

I just looked this up and I am hooting and hollering, people must have gone out of their minds to see that live

aug 31, 2025, 4:25 am • 8 0 • view
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Luke Horn @lukebro92.bsky.social

Unpopular take: the kneeldown shouldn't be a legal play

aug 31, 2025, 4:31 am • 5 0 • view
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Sean Davis @designerplant.bsky.social

In middle school I could manage the clock better than Andy Reid. This is not an exaggeration.

aug 31, 2025, 9:22 am • 0 0 • view
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LaserTK @lasertrapperkeeper.bsky.social

How are coaches fine with needing a “get back” guy but somehow refuse to accept that they might need help with time management?

aug 31, 2025, 4:20 am • 5 0 • view
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amicus corvorum @schuyler.info

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aug 31, 2025, 4:52 am • 3 0 • view
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god, if you listening… HELP!! @jesseask.bsky.social

Colorado’s clock management last night was pathological in its belief they play against haters in the media instead of an opposing football team

Instead, the Buffaloes fell to 0-1 to start the season - and their coach left the field with two unused timeouts in his pocket.
aug 31, 2025, 5:07 am • 6 0 • view