I kind of hope we never learn what actually happened to Rudy because there’s no way it could be funnier than what he made up
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I heard he had just adopted a bunch of puppies before this went down.
sep 1, 2025, 3:36 pm • 1 0 • view
accident while buy mulch at a garden center and a political ralley broke out?
sep 1, 2025, 6:03 pm • 0 0 • view
He sat on his balls, end of story.
aug 31, 2025, 9:31 pm • 13 0 • view
Ah, he pulled a Belvedere. bsky.app/profile/kill...
aug 31, 2025, 9:44 pm • 4 0 • view
This would be a better story. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPlO...
aug 31, 2025, 9:37 pm • 11 1 • view
🤣🤣🤣
aug 31, 2025, 9:39 pm • 0 0 • view
I lost my virginity to this song.
sep 1, 2025, 3:30 am • 4 0 • view
It doesn't count if you were alone, sorry
sep 1, 2025, 10:54 am • 7 0 • view
That is the dictionary definition of Too Much Information
sep 1, 2025, 7:04 am • 2 0 • view
"the first step on the long road back to redemption," Rudy thinks, feeling good about returning to his roots as a life-saving hero smiling to himself, he forgets to check his mirrors as he slowly pulls back onto the highway
aug 31, 2025, 9:50 pm • 22 0 • view
"How do I spin ramming the motorhome that chick was driving in a way that glosses over me getting yet another DUI?"
aug 31, 2025, 9:56 pm • 4 0 • view
I'm firmly on team "the rear ending was that he accidentally put it in reverse and stomped the gas"
sep 1, 2025, 12:24 am • 7 0 • view
He saw a woman in the median on the highway, told his driver to stop, and immediately reached into his pants. It was at this point that the vehicle was rear-ended by another vehicle travelling in that same lane.
sep 1, 2025, 11:25 am • 2 0 • view
This might actually be it.
sep 1, 2025, 3:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Are you suggesting the "young woman experiencing domestic violence" might have been driving a motorhome when the motorhome was struck by a drunken former mayor of NYC?
aug 31, 2025, 9:53 pm • 7 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 10:22 pm • 0 0 • view
My bet is drunk driving and hookers. Which is banal, but still funny imo.
sep 1, 2025, 4:14 am • 0 0 • view
See, what ha...ha...happened was.
aug 31, 2025, 11:09 pm • 3 0 • view
He survived a suicide
sep 1, 2025, 11:51 am • 0 0 • view
Try this on for size
sep 1, 2025, 11:43 pm • 0 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 6:50 am • 2 0 • view
noodle incident
aug 31, 2025, 11:30 pm • 7 0 • view
NO-ONE CAN PROVE HE DID THAT!
sep 1, 2025, 7:10 am • 6 0 • view
Giuliani was fleeing an irate unpaid hooker. Ended up at Four Seasons Total Hospitalizing.
aug 31, 2025, 10:57 pm • 4 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 9:30 pm • 50 1 • view
I don't know, if it turned out that Rudy was abducted by aliens, and they threw him back because they thought he was dead, and THEN he got into a car accident, that would be pretty funny.
sep 1, 2025, 6:53 am • 5 0 • view
Oh, Rudy broke their neck? Boo hoo! Whattabout the poor whiplashed person who hit them: Oh no! I hit some pedestrian. Oh fuck yea! Rudy Giuliani down! Oh poo! Only one vertebra?
sep 1, 2025, 9:19 am • 0 0 • view